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Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, PA

I'd never been here, so I went out with a fellow dirtbag to check out a few of the local spots. The place is purple. You can't miss it - even at night.…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., DC

This place is pretty reliable. Almost always pretty good - never bad and sometimes great. It's DC, so no lappers - but they're nude, which makes the drive from VA worth it.…

Taste Of Honey

West Hempstead, NY

This place was just alright. It was a Thursday and (I assume) an off-night because the vibe was pretty weak, the patronage light, and the dancers - for the most part - were just…

I stopped by PaperMoon after midnight on a Saturday, and honestly it ended up being a much better experience than I expected. The cover charge was $20 at the door, which felt reasonable for the…

I went to Paper Moon in Springfield and had a pretty mixed experience overall. The cover charge wasn’t bad around $5 during the day and closer to $15–$20 at night. Drinks and food are definitely on…

I came through Virginia for a show down in DC, and I decided to make a stop at the Paper Moon. I had seen some of their girls on social media, and I thought it…

Went on a Friday night. The parking lot is well lit on a busy road and felt very safe. They scan you ID and scan for firearms. They also look you over for appropriate…