New York City sucks for stripclubs....

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, PA

I'd never been here, so I went out with a fellow dirtbag to check out a few of the local spots. The place is purple. You can't miss it - even at night.…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., DC

This place is pretty reliable. Almost always pretty good - never bad and sometimes great. It's DC, so no lappers - but they're nude, which makes the drive from VA worth it.…

Taste Of Honey

West Hempstead, NY

This place was just alright. It was a Thursday and (I assume) an off-night because the vibe was pretty weak, the patronage light, and the dancers - for the most part - were just…

So I came here with a buddy of mines, probably a few weeks ago, right? Now when you first enter, they charge you a cover fee, and once you walk in, there is a main…

In town on business. Had hit ricks the night before (haven't posted review ricks yet but will). PD was 10 minute walk from hotel so checked it out 10 pm arrival. Times square location.…

This experience was with my wife. Walked in to a very stern doorman (we were the only ones in line so that seemed odd), paid I believe $20 each for cover. Mandatory coat check, I…

Located in north times square next to a loud bar. Walk in and pay $20 plus a mandatory coat check. Main room is pretty small, stage on the left with couches going all the way…