Reviews by TheProfessor

Since my last review (nearly a year ago), the dancer lineup at The Acropolis has only improved. Some old favorites have returned, and several future favorites have joined the club. For first-time visitors, brace yourselves.…

I wish I could give this club a better rating, but my wallet won't allow it. Between parking, drinks for two, a tip for the waitress, and my first tip for the two girls on…

Having frequented this club (and others) for the better part of twenty years, I've seen the dancer line up change numerous times -- from the group of amazing girls the club featured back in its…

Not the worst club in town, but far enough down the list that I won't be returning soon. The club has two stages, though only one of them is large enough to actually be called…

Fairly typical of the kinds of clubs one finds in Portland -- pool tables, good food, exotic dancers. The Dancin' Bare has two stages, and a surprising number of dancers -- some of them quite…

On first sight, you may wonder how this club could rate and 8 from anyone. The exterior is painted in Greek-inspired blue and white stripes (the club's owner is of Greek ancestory, hence the name…