I wish I could give this...

I wish I could give this club a better rating, but my wallet won't allow it. Between parking, drinks for two, a tip for the waitress, and my first tip for the two girls on stage, I had already spent close to thirty dollars just settling in. By the time the meal arrived (a decent value if you get there in time for the two-for-one special) and I discovered that a glass of water with my meal was not available, but that I could purchase a bottle of water for five bucks, my view of the place was souring.

The high pressure for table dances from the dancers was a little annoying, too. I understand they're trying to make a living, but I also learned that the club (which takes a cut of their table dance money) pressured the dancers to pressure the customers. A good time for all.

Certainly a part of my dissatisfaction with the club had to do with the sheer number of dancers on shift, and the way they were hustled onto and off of the stage in two-girl, two-song sets. If you see a girl you like, it may be an hour or more before you see her again. Just not the way I like my entertainment. Clearly this review is very subjective. For some, and endless parade of anonymous girls might be just the thing. For me, though, the prices were too steep, the club too dark (did I mention that it was so dark we couldn't even read the menu?), and the pressure too high for me to ever want to return.