Palazio Cabaret Reviews

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review
18 years ago
I haven't been for a couple...
I haven't been for a couple of months because I live on the other side of town, so this may be a little dated. Also, I've only been during the day, so carry...
tarrano
review
18 years ago
Dropped by Palazio last Friday. This...
Dropped by Palazio last Friday. This place has a very good menu with real food. Most clubs only offer the sub $5 deep fried garbage. Palazio has great prime rib, burgers, and pasta. There...
DevilsCove72
review
19 years ago
Went to Plazio right off the...
Went to Plazio right off the plane in my first stop of the Austin tour. Bad time on a Tuesday afternnon to stop. I am a litte bigger than averge person and...
jthmq
review
19 years ago
Went by for lunch on a...
Went by for lunch on a weekday. Not much action. Very few customers. Dancers, while attractive, seemed uninterested except in a few regulars. Probably better at night, but not a...
stang2527
review
19 years ago
Its a rather big place. ...
Its a rather big place. I liked how dark it was. The dancers were beautiful, but the rest of the staff seemed to be rather pissy. Over all its OK, but...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
19 years ago
Visited again, another great time! Got...
Visited again, another great time! Got dances from Shelby(latina brunette), Michelle(half??latina brunette), and Jewel(white/blond). Of the three, Jewel was my favorite, even though I normally don't like implants. Of course more activities...
wilbur62
review
19 years ago
I visited this club with friends...
I visited this club with friends on a Friday night around 10:00pm. For overall atmosphere/appearance, this may be the nicest club in all of Austin. The club has a nice layout...
sawdust
review
19 years ago
Went on a Wed evening. ...
Went on a Wed evening. No cover before 7pm and $10 dances from 6-8pm. A lot of girls there at the time as evening girls were coming in and dayshift girls were...
stang2527
review
19 years ago
Palazio has a new smoking section...
Palazio has a new smoking section that keeps up with the new smoking rules. I've noticed a drop in quality of the chicks from before. Overall, I still really like this place, it is...
DevilsCove72
review
19 years ago
Used to be Showpalace. Still...
Used to be Showpalace. Still owned by the same folks that own Expose down the road, but now it's straight topless with drinks served. The layout hasn't changed much since Showpalace, though...
texan45
review
19 years ago
Probably one of the finer clubs...
Probably one of the finer clubs in Austin. It's kind of hidden amongst all the other store fronts along the highway, but worth the extra effort. Girls were hot and there plenty...
marluv
review
19 years ago
I've been to Palazio a few...
I've been to Palazio a few times since I moved to Austin a year ago. Always plenty of beautiful dancers, with a very wide variety (petite to large bolt-ons, white, latina, black, etc)...
wilbur62
review
19 years ago
Palazio is my absolute favorite club...
Palazio is my absolute favorite club in Austin. It is really the only more upscale place. Cover charge was 7 and has a two drink minimum. Drinks are average priced. The girls are mostly...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
19 years ago
Went in on a Tuesday about...
Went in on a Tuesday about noon. I was very impressed. The girls ranged in the 7-9 range with a 5 and a 10. There was few customers, and at one...
girlygirl
review
19 years ago
Visited this club recently with my...
Visited this club recently with my husband. It was a weeknight so not too busy. Inside it was spacious and clean. Drink service was above average. The dancers were also above average IMO. Overall...
griffi
Florida
review
20 years ago
Palazio is plush and new. You...
Palazio is plush and new. You don't stink of cigarettes when you leave b/c the furniture is new. The VIP section is nice, it is separated from the rest of the club by a...
DevilsCove72
review
20 years ago
Hit here on a Friday night,...
Hit here on a Friday night, but very early in the evening around 7. The club is very upscale inside, but just didn't seem terribly busy for a Friday. Luckily due to...
doctorcatfish
review
20 years ago
Went to the Palazio on a...
Went to the Palazio on a Wednesday evening. I had heard so many good reviews about this club that I just couldn't wait to get in there and find the paradise that the...
sweeden72
review
20 years ago
Went there last week, and had...
Went there last week, and had a couple of really smoking table dances from Charlene. If you get there, look her up. That said, this used to be a different club under a different...
ldopa1
review
20 years ago
Went to Palazio last Friday night....
Went to Palazio last Friday night. The club was packed with customers and dancers. Sugar's used to be the place with the best looking dancers, but based upon this night Palazio holds...
GreenDog
review
20 years ago
By Austin standards not bad not...
By Austin standards not bad not great. Probably the nicest club in terms of the building. Fewer girls than ideal and a mix ranging from 5-9. Had a good time with...
IrishLad
Texas
review
21 years ago
I went to the Palazio yesterday...
I went to the Palazio yesterday around 11:40 am to check out the lunch crowd, but there was no crowd. No crowd of customers or dancers. There was no cover. I...
GreenDog
review
21 years ago
Well, after the fire damagees were...
Well, after the fire damagees were fixed they have finally opened for biz. I have to preface this by saying that I have had a bad experience with their other club, Expose. That being...
georgec
Texas