Palazio Cabaret Reviews

Several years ago I had another account on this site where I reviewed most of the Las Vegas clubs since I lived there for about a dozen years; so trust me when I say that The Palazio is a well-managed and beautiful club that would put many Las Vegas clubs...

Their selection is curated to appeal to all preferences. The cleanliness, waitresses, valet/dancers, etc. are clearly trained well and make sure the interactions are professional. Feels like a Las Vegas club in TX. The management staff greeted myself and my partner and even gave us free shots.

The dancers don't...

I haven't been in Palazio in many months. Lots of work and other things to distract my attention. But i decided to go back last week and kill the afternoon at one of the two nicest clubs in town.

Hit the door and paid the sin tax. Thanks, Austin City...

As I walked through the outer doors, before me I saw a very young and pretty Hispanic girl who took my $5 entrance fee. Then a walk down the hallway to my left led me to a set of inner doors. On the other side of those were three waitresses,...

I may have just found a new favorite club. I decided to check out The Palazio on a Saturday afternoon, and though it was more than a 30 minute drive from my home (I live near Round Rock), I’m glad I made the trip. Even from the outside it was...

So the overall atmosphere and look of this place is very high end. Lots of chandelier looking lights and gold trim. The stage (with pole) even had TVs on the side showing videos of upcoming events and featured dancers (I think). There are two rooms, one giant...

Went on a Friday night with my wife. They seated us at the first table near the front door in the main area. Over half of the tables in the main area are marked "VIP" with a price ranging from $100 to $550. There was no place...

Has a Caesare's Palace theme, sort of a Vegas type vibe. Generally one of the classier places in Austin, but because of that also more expensive.

Lot of attractive dancers on a Sunday night shift, mostly all of them had stereotypical stripper body types, which was a good thing. Lap dances...

Just wrote a review of P10 - this is similar as this incorporates a few visits with the most recent a weekday afternoon.

Just like P10, another classy club but I don't love the layout. The main club is one very large room and there are a few...

I hadn't visited Palazio dayshift for a while. The last few times I went I just could not stand the hard core rap. I ran into one of the managers recently who told me the club had changed. Nope, it's still mostly gansta rap, about half a dozen hood ho...

Palazio is definitely a lot of fun and worth a visit. The club has a spacious layout with one central stage and several couches for dances. There were also a few bars and getting a drink was a cinch. I got there around 1030pm on a Saturday night and we...

This is a review for a Wednesday night around 10pm back in December. They were having a promotional night celebrating Christmas. All the dancers and cocktail waitresses were dressed in their assorted red Christmas sexy outfits. This was my first time at the Palazio. I'd say upon entrance it looks...

In Austin for New Years. Wanted to check out a strip club. Went to Palazio. Easy to find and parking was free. Paid my $10 cover and went in. Grabbed a table. Saw 3 stages but only one operating, the main stage. Each dancer would dance for 3 songs. This...

I went with a friend to Palazio a couple of weeks ago and it had its ups and downs.

I will say that even though Palazio is only a topless club it definitely has prettier girls than some of the other clubs in Austin.

Anyway, the cover was $12 for a Friday...

Went here with friends for a large bachelor party. We were bouncing between clubs so we didn't get a chance to sample the VIP areas. I will say I think this is one of he better clubs in Austin, judging by the several we went to that night....

My god, I could not believe the number of fat dancers working in Palazio on a Thrusday night. Over 30 girls and with the exception of half a dozen, they were at best pudgy. I mean there's about 200 guys in the place less than a handful were getting dances....

This club is exactly as advertised. It is a nice club in a nice location with some cute girls and you can "play" with their bodies as long as you don't touch the "no-no triangle".

I pulled up to a fully lit parking lot. There was no valet, so I...

Went here on a Saturday night - happened to be quite packed. Overall, the club is decently laid out and of decent condition. Didn't see a lot of thug types around, so a good thing. I found the girls to be quite attractive, mostly 7-8s. Probably...

I don’t go to strip clubs that often (though I’m making an effort to go more) but Palazio has a special place in my heart since it was the first SC I’ve ever been to. Although when I went eons ago it was called Show Palace. I had a stressful...

I knocked off work early and drove down south to kill the afternoon in the cool quiet comfort of Palazio. This is definitely one of my most favorite clubs, and one of the top two in Austin. Everything about the place is classy. But i should say a special word...

For South Austin, Palazio is one of the better strip clubs. The girls can range from high 9s to low 4s. On a Friday evening the place is packed and there are a lot of dancers...which also means there is little privacy...

Location: Very easy to find - located near 35...

Went by on a Thursday afternoon around 2. Definitely had an upscale feel to it. I hadn't had lunch, so got a cheeseburger and fries off the menu for $6.99. Pretty good burger. While I was watching the stage and eating I was approached by a tall, slim AA dancer...

I went here one time during Halloween and I admit that the girls are all fair in the evening. However a good piece of advice I have is be wary of who you get a dance from. I once got a dance from a girl here that asked for 25...

Went on a Wednesday night after a business trip on the way home just to blow off some steam and couldn't even bring myself to stay for too long. The dancer quality just isn't very high level anymore here and it feels like a lot of the staff knows...

Palazio has been my standby strip club for a few years now. But not any more as of this review. Its not anything bad against the staff. It is simply that there are no more appealing dancers. Evev worst, the club has taken to hiring awlful ugly ghetto dancers just...