Reviews

Only a couple of the ladies really looked worth the time. Unfortunately, those girls were quickly taken and so I resorted to getting a dance from a blonde, white stripper who looked in her 30s,…

I'll start with the exterior. It looks like a palace. There is a ton of parking and it is well lit. The club is located off of the highway and is very easy to get…

Relatively clean, upscale club. At the entrance, we were warned there might not be enough tables, but that did not turn out to be a problem. Decent DJ. There were a couple insanely hot dancers,…

Bored and in the neighborhood, I figured I'd stop by to check it some eye candy and get a dance or two. Forgot how much of a hustle this place is. $12 to…

The club itself is very nice. The music is good. The dancers are pretty good looks wise but not tens. I did not like the lack of VIP dance area. For $20 dances there…

I can't remember the exact date I went. It was late on a Saturday night. Packed. I sat at the bar because at the time they didn't have any tables open.…

After seeing this move to #2 on the TUSCL list, I dropped by. Parking felt safe, arriving in daylight and leaving as the sun set. By Austin standards, certainly not the most expensive club I've been…

This is my second review, the first being earlier this month. So I went back, thinking I would see one if not more of the dancers that I had gotten to know in my previous…

I got to the club around 12:30 pm. Not much action until about 1:00 pm, but then it was non-stop. There was a young Asian group celebrating a bachelors party, so they were fun to…

Dropped by the Palazio on a Sunday night, why...because it was open and I am an addict! I need to do a better job remembering the prices etc...the door must have been reasonable since it…

My buddies and I roll in, pay the cheaper cover compared to to other comparable strip clubs in Austin. But who the hell cares, the minute we walk in to this place our jaws…

The word 'best' means different things to different people. If by best, you mean lots hot girls, Palazio has them. In all of Austin, IMO, Palazio is the second best strip club behind P10 RR (not…

First time in Austin, so I dropped in after a long flight just to check out the place. Was greeted by a friendly cashier at the lobby register, paid my cover and went through…

First this is a very nice club both inside and outside with plenty of safe parking and a secure upscale atmosphere inside. My visit was in the early evening on a Friday. I saw an…

I was waiting at my table for a long time before being approached by a dancer for a private dance. Several girls walked past my table and didn't even acknowledge me trying to get their…

Recently I happened to be in the South Austin area and had time to kill, so I finally made a return visit to the Palazio. It was about mid-afternoon on a Friday and when I…

The location for the strip club is decent. The area isn't sketchy and it's right off the highway. The entrance is above average, with a small stairway leading up to the doors. Inside, the stage…

One of the few clubs in Austin where I didn't feel like mailing in the review. I actually liked this club. Would go back. The main stage was backed by a video screen, which was…

So I was stranded in Austin for the Holiday, what better way to spend Christmas than with others who had no family to go to for the holiday? The fact that I was there on Xmas…

So I went on a Wednesday in August (night after first day of school) and was surprised by the types of dancers available, they tend to have a little more weight than where I work,…

In Austin for business and went to Palazio around 11:30 Sunday evening. Nice club for sure. I just grabbed a spot at the bar and had a drink. Was approached by a beautiful dancer…

I intended to go to The Landing Strip based upon reviews, but when I plugged in the address into my rental car GPS it kept taking me to a spot where there was no club.…

I visited on a Sunday of a 3-day weekend, so I expected it to be Fri/Sat like. It did not exactly live up to those expectations. Parking is free and cover was $10. The…

The Palazio is currently my favorite men’s club; and while I don’t do this very often, I’d like to call out one particular ROB for the benefit of others. She uses the name Zoey at…

With context, I took my fiancee there so I'm mostly writing for people looking to take women there. Women are generally pretty friendly and very attractive. While in some clubs it's difficult for…