Reviews

If you’ve read my previous reviews you already know I have issues with the Palazio night shift. Although there’s usually no shortage of beautiful women, many of them have attitudes and I have trouble dealing…

Ever since discovering this club, I’ve been wondering why the Palazio, which undoubtedly has the most beautiful dancers in Austin, has a dancer rating that is hardly better than the Yellow Rose, and actually lower…

Several years ago I had another account on this site where I reviewed most of the Las Vegas clubs since I lived there for about a dozen years; so trust me when I say that…

Their selection is curated to appeal to all preferences. The cleanliness, waitresses, valet/dancers, etc. are clearly trained well and make sure the interactions are professional. Feels like a Las Vegas club in TX. The management…

I haven't been in Palazio in many months. Lots of work and other things to distract my attention. But i decided to go back last week and kill the afternoon at one of the two…

As I walked through the outer doors, before me I saw a very young and pretty Hispanic girl who took my $5 entrance fee. Then a walk down the hallway to my left led me…

I may have just found a new favorite club. I decided to check out The Palazio on a Saturday afternoon, and though it was more than a 30 minute drive from my home (I live…

So the overall atmosphere and look of this place is very high end. Lots of chandelier looking lights and gold trim. The stage (with pole) even had TVs on the side showing videos…

Went on a Friday night with my wife. They seated us at the first table near the front door in the main area. Over half of the tables in the main area are…

Has a Caesare's Palace theme, sort of a Vegas type vibe. Generally one of the classier places in Austin, but because of that also more expensive. Lot of attractive dancers on a Sunday night shift, mostly…

Just wrote a review of P10 - this is similar as this incorporates a few visits with the most recent a weekday afternoon. Just like P10, another classy club but I don't love the…

I hadn't visited Palazio dayshift for a while. The last few times I went I just could not stand the hard core rap. I ran into one of the managers recently who told me the…

Palazio is definitely a lot of fun and worth a visit. The club has a spacious layout with one central stage and several couches for dances. There were also a few bars and getting a…

This is a review for a Wednesday night around 10pm back in December. They were having a promotional night celebrating Christmas. All the dancers and cocktail waitresses were dressed in their assorted red Christmas sexy…

In Austin for New Years. Wanted to check out a strip club. Went to Palazio. Easy to find and parking was free. Paid my $10 cover and went in. Grabbed a table. Saw 3 stages…

I went with a friend to Palazio a couple of weeks ago and it had its ups and downs. I will say that even though Palazio is only a topless club it definitely has prettier girls…

Went here with friends for a large bachelor party. We were bouncing between clubs so we didn't get a chance to sample the VIP areas. I will say I think this is one…

My god, I could not believe the number of fat dancers working in Palazio on a Thrusday night. Over 30 girls and with the exception of half a dozen, they were at best pudgy. I…

This club is exactly as advertised. It is a nice club in a nice location with some cute girls and you can "play" with their bodies as long as you don't touch the "no-no triangle".…

Went here on a Saturday night - happened to be quite packed. Overall, the club is decently laid out and of decent condition. Didn't see a lot of thug types around, so a…

I don’t go to strip clubs that often (though I’m making an effort to go more) but Palazio has a special place in my heart since it was the first SC I’ve ever been to.…

I knocked off work early and drove down south to kill the afternoon in the cool quiet comfort of Palazio. This is definitely one of my most favorite clubs, and one of the top two…

For South Austin, Palazio is one of the better strip clubs. The girls can range from high 9s to low 4s. On a Friday evening the place is packed and there are a lot of…

Went by on a Thursday afternoon around 2. Definitely had an upscale feel to it. I hadn't had lunch, so got a cheeseburger and fries off the menu for $6.99. Pretty good burger. While I…

I went here one time during Halloween and I admit that the girls are all fair in the evening. However a good piece of advice I have is be wary of who you get a…