Bare Assets Reviews

Visited Bare Assets on my last trip to Florida based on some of the reviews I had read here. I don't know if things have tightened up or not, but I was fairly disappointed. The girls were pretty nice looking with a wide assortment, and they were friendly...

Lots of girls, full nude, full liquor, and you will not sit alone longer than 2 minutes once you find a place to sit! Sometimes this place gets downright crowded. The layout is very good for general seating, it's almost impossible to get a seat without a full view...

Great club, rare to find full nude and alcohol. As for the girls, it is relatively typical of most strip clubs, there will be one or two hot ones, the rest are OK, and a few that shouldn't be there.

The atmosphere is more like a real club. It...

This club has really deteriorated lately. The quality of dancers has gone way down and there seems to be no comraderie within the staff (employees). It also takes way to long to get served a drink....

Went in on a saturday a couple weeks ago. Packed so tight it brought back my worst nightmares of the Masters in Myrtle beach during golf season. Don't get too excited about them serving alcohol, you'll never get served and can't get to the bar when it's like this. Pretty...

I hadn't been to this club for a while, and though there'd been a lot of turnover in the girls, the replacements were wonderful. A trip with Faith to the Champagne Room will not disappoint. They seem to have taken the curtains down in the back permanently, and...

Visited on Thursday, 3/10 on my annual Spring Training/Strip Club sojurn. I always base in Tampa and usually head to Ybor and 2001. This year, I decided to try BA after reading the glowing reviews.

After going well out of the way (and spending 45 minutes on...

The place serves alcohol at decent prices, has a low cover charge, and has decent (though not stellar) talent dancing. Full contact topless and nude lap dances too. This place is now #3 in the area behind Mons and 2001 because the talent's not as good as at...

Can hardly believe the review that URDADDY posted a few down from here. My experience was totally the opposite of his. I thought the girls were great and plentiful in number, but I was there in the afternoon only, and I do realize that a lot depends...

I was on a rare Florida west coast biz trip and decided to see how these Pasco clubs measured up. I hit B.A. about 9PM on a weeknight and found the club pretty busy. This is how good strip clubs used to be. Fairly nice upscale decor, lots of guys,...

As good, if not better, than any club in Tampa. The only negative was that I got there late on a Friday night (1:00) and they close at 2:00. The club was full, lots of people sitting watching the main stage and the side stage. Probably about 20...

Visited club on Wed 3/2 around 330pm. Small club, on a very busy road. Was the busiest I have ever seen a club at that time of day. At least 15 dancers on duty. most were 7 & 8's. stage is floor level. two...

I was visiting the Tampa area for a few days last week and had read the reviews for this place which seemed to be pretty good reviews. After visiting this club early on Saturday evening, I had to come back and read the reviews again because I thought...

Good reviews prompted me to go out of my way to check this club out. The US 19 traffic is some of the worst in the state but the effort was rewarded with a fine & unexpected experience.

As noted by several reviewers, the club is fairly small, dark, &...

Excillent place, i think the key word is full, full nude, full liquer and full contact. This was only my second experience to a club like this but i have to say, by far, i will be returning....

Imagine a full nude Florida strip club, with booze. That's what I discovered yesterday. Now I realize that this is not an original discovery, but I was delighted, especially after the two for one I had from Page.

It's a mediom sized club, dark atmosphere, but when your eyes...

Some info that was left out of my previous reviews of this club. First dancer I asked about the dances told me that she would not go to nude room without getting to know me by doing a topless dance first for $20, then the nude dance for $40. Friend...

Rating is due to Vanity not being there when I went back. Place was packed on Fri nite. Fatima was there along with new faces and hot bodies. Got a 2 for 1 from Fatima with adult DVD on announced 2 for 1. Good deal. She didn't seem to be...

Friend & I on the way to Univ of SC-FL football game alway swing thru Tampa on the way to Gainesville. At the rommendation of Angelina who dances at Platinum Plus in Columbia, SC, decided to check this place out. It's too bad we didn't get there until Thurs as...

Long drive over from Tampa. But wanted to check this place out. Had heard good things and was not disappointed. Club is small and was packed to the rafters. At least 15-20 women(maybe more) but it was so crowded it was hard to get a good count. A bachelor...

Every time that my husband and I visit there we have a blast! Tons of drink specials, mostly hot chicks, DJ Jeff V. rocks, and Brenda the bartender is hot and really cool. Unfortunately, this place is really dark and small and parking is limited - but be...

Decent club. Kind of a small town vibe. Quality of girls ranges wildly depending on what night you are there. I'd say on almost any night, they average 5-9. "Quality" of the dances is different w/ all girls. No more curtain in the back VIP,...

A correction to my last posting. Apparently they put the curtains up in the daytime, and take them down during the evening shift. The daytime is calmer and I guess the customers are better behaved, hence earning the right to the extra privacy. I like the daytime...

As an update - the curtains are back in the VIP area! Like the prior reviewer, I was disappointed to see them go and am thrilled that management decided to restore them. The extra privacy is welcome! ...

This comments cover two visits about 8 weeks apart. 1st time one of the most enjoyable clubs I've been at. Even thought the VIP room as worth the 150 for half hour as the girl was enjoying herself and time wasn't an issue.

Most recent visit about three weeks...