Reviews

My afternoon visit avoided the cover charge and the crowding that drew complaints from the reviewers below. About half a dozen dancers with a dozen customers, but half of the guys were transfixed by the…

Positives: (1) Beautiful girls (2) Nice place (3) Big selection Negatives (1) Steep cover (2) Nude dances $40 (3) Very crowded (4) Locals rule the roost (5) The bouncers try to intimidate the customers, even if…

Tried to control myself, but went back to Bare Assets on Wed 12/19 around 1pm. Had limited time and money so I hoped I could find Juliana and have some more fun. Club was…

Visited club on Tuesday 12/19 from 5pm to 7pm. club was full of customers but seems a little short on dancers. did not recognize any of my favs from past visits. Dancers…

Damn! Visited this club recently on a Wednesday evening/night expecting to be somewhat disappointed and was pleasantly surprised - especially after the $9 cover charge. By the time I left, the joint had…

Always a strong showing of pretty girls. Although local in nature the girls are all pretty nice and beautiful. Went there shortly after a couple of meetings in Tampa on Wednesday and the…

Nice small club in northern Tampa Bay. Alcohol served. Pretty girls that get naked on stage most of the time but not always. $20 topless dances with two-way contact. I haven't…

visited club from 330p to 6pm on 8/1. club was not as crowded as in past visits. about 12 dancers on day shift. sorry to hear my fav Paige was not working today.…

Went there the other weekend, it by far is my favorite place to hang out. The girls are real sweet and the dances are great. Still 20 for topless 40 for total…

Visited the club twice two weeks ago both times in the afternoon. For afternoon girls, they had a good crew! Very friendly, forthcoming, ranged from 7 to 9. No cover. $3.25 for beer. Fully nude…

Visited club in the evening. Too many bouncer types with their sleeves rolled up showing off their upper arms. Clubs that employ these fools soon lose my business. Seriously, what do they…

First time back here in about a year. Stopped on a Wed. afternoon, about 15 girls, all attractive. The good news is Julia is back. Very fun to talk with and gives great dances.

Went In this club on a Saturday afternoon. No cover was charged so I went in got a beer and set down to watch girls were nice 7 or so, and there were at least…

Went there last week after a couple meetings in Tampa. It was kind of a drive especially when you learn that it is nude and serves alcohol. This place is one of the…

Stopped by this place again. It's a little dark, but very nice and clean inside. The barmaids serving drinks are on top of you right away, and are very friendly. They take…

Things have changed a bit since I last visited. Bare Assets is still the place to go in the Tampa Bay area, IMHO, but it's lost a bit of its quaintness - if that's…

My first time here few weeks ago and won't be my last. Even mix of ladies, good drinks, good dances and unlike Tampa, the vip is priced reasonable. My friends and I had…

I'm a long-time clubber and it takes a little to impress me. Went to BA because have read so much about full bar/full nude. I dont go to nude clubs because of the…

Visited this club last Wednesday evening on my annual Tampa excursion. Arrived about 8 in the evening. No website, therefore no coupons...Cover was $9, and a mandatory soda was $4. Probably about 12-15 girls…

I go to Bare Assets at least once a month. I went last Monday (2/13/06) and as always there was a large array of beautiful women. I sometime indulge in the VIP dances,…

Place has gotten a lot busier lately, parking can be a bit of a pain. The lighting is still too low, but the talent is still quote good. Frequent specials, 2-for-1s, free shirt/dvd…

A tale of two cities - let me explain - I came into the club about 4 PM on a Friday afternoon, just to check out the place first. Had a drink, and the…

I visit the Tampa area at least once a year. After my visit last year I stopped at BA and swore I'd visit at least once a trip. This year it was on…

Reporting on two visists in the last month. Miserable Sunday visit. DJ was a complete jerk fighting with the dancers. Made it bad for customers when a dancer asked him to turn…

Dropped by last week and saw all three of my favorite dancers on the same night. Alanah, Aleya and Razelle. See them all and see them in that order and then you will be able…