I lowered my expectations.
I can safely say that I was not planning on visiting Stud's Pub due to their long history of poor reviews and poor experiences from past patrons. It was on the night that Gold Club had their pre-grand opening party, which my friend and I had left around 11pm after enough celebration was had.
We were driving aimlessly and somehow ended up somewhere around Orange Park, and he informed me of a club that he hadn't been to in over a decade by Merril road. After enough searching, we found the Escape Showbar - a club I had completely forgotten existed until then. There were two thuggish looking men (long dirty white tees, slouching pants, the whole getup) that were talking to each other at the front door who stared us down for a moment when we pulled up and eventually went back in the club. Since there wasn't a whole lot of recent info on Escape, I wasn't sure if this place was worth the visit, but as soon as we stepped inside, my question was answered. It was very dark, empty, and I probably inhaled more weed than oxygen. You couldn't even see the rest of the club until you walked through the wooden walkway, which we couldn't do since the 'doorman' immediately walked up and asked for a $7 cover from each of us.
Peeking behind him, it looked like a guy and his friend were casually rolling a blunt, and beside them was a dancer that did not look enthusiastic in the slightest to see us at the door. My friend and I immediately changed our minds about going in and excused ourselves from the bar. Consider this paragraph a mini review since we were only there for less than a minute. I don’t even think it was a whole 30 seconds.
After some more riding around Westside, my friend decided that we should go to Stud’s, since he apparently knew one of the bartenders that worked there. I’m already feeling dread before we even reached the bar, since I HAVE heard about this place. Nothing too bad like having a shooting or whatever, but I’ve been told much more bad than good. We reached the parking lot, which was about half-ish full - even though I didn’t know the customer to dancer car ratio. I mentally prepared myself by lowering my expectations so that maybe I wouldn’t be as disappointed as people kept telling everyone they would be. We stepped inside and approached the door man, a slim older looking man with a Gandolf beard in the making. I think the cover for each of us was $5 or $6, but I really don’t recall. After paying, we went straight for the bar.
I will say, I was impressed by the drink prices. Usually, I favor a Long Island Iced Tea when I go bar hopping, and the bartender (who wasn’t the girl my friend was looking for) enlightened us on the night’s specials; one of them being a whole pitcher of long island for $12 - which is usually what competing clubs want you to pay for one tall or medium glass! We went with the pitcher, and both of us were able to refill our glasses about 3 times before it got empty, and I was able to accumulate a good buzz despite that the liquor wasn’t top shelf.
Once drinks were ordered and out of the way, I brought my attention to the rest of the bar. Like most of the comments say, it did appear very divey. While the bar was on the left hand side of the room, the stage, pool tables, and any other entertainment was on the right side, with the DJ booth/jukebox(?) being against the middle of the back wall. In front of the stage were about 3 rows of these somewhat tattered foldable economy chairs that you could probably pick up at your local Walmart. I don’t know if anyone else took notice of this, but around the center of the ceiling is a wooden beam that blocks half of your view of the stage if you’re sitting at the bar, so you can only see the dancer on stage from the waist down unless you get up for a closer look.
In this case, getting a closer look at the dancers was not my top priority. There were 5 girls total working this night, all of them being white and possibly in the 30s to past due age, and 4 out of 5 of them were quite literally out of shape, though two of them did have a pretty face if you’re not ALL about the body shape at whatever club you go to. They were only called up on stage once in a blue moon since there were only about ten other customers in the room just doing their own thing rather than paying attention to the girls, but when they did go on stage, the dancing was not that motivated unless someone went up to the railing to tip them directly, then it was back to hip swaying here and there, twerking here and there… and all of them only danced to hip hop
The 5th girl was the one my friend and I had our attention on out of the numbers. A very petite and pale brunette named Nikki, who had been catering to another customer until she saw us at the bar. Her hair was curly and reached her bum, she had very tiny tits with blueberry-like nipples to match, and a somewhat high pitched voice. Because we already observed what all this bar had to offer as long as we were draining our long island pitcher, we didn’t talk for too long before asking her for a dance. She ran to go tell door guy to take her off the stage rotation for a song, and he told her to charge both of us $25 if we were going back there together. Kind of suckish (and she agreed), but it was something we rubbed off quickly, since it wasn’t like there were any other girls we were going to spend money on.
She leads us to the private dance room which was located right by the pool tables. There was no door or curtain to ward off nosey passerbies and there were only three booths in the room to use. Guess the room isn’t in high demand most of the time. She sat us in the booth farthest from the entrance and we waited for the next song to begin. For a moment, she tugged my shirt up so that she could admire my set of girls and briefly play with them through my bra before setting my shirt back down, saying she could get in trouble if the manager walked by and saw me exposed. I gave her points for the dare, regardless. The song begins, and she removes her tiny bikini top before crawling across the laps of my friend and I, rubbing her body along ours like a cat in heat yearning for some pets along her skin. Very soft, slow motion, though her dance was a little tame - possibly out of fear of being ‘caught’ doing anything too risque. Not to mention there was one guy out by the pool tables that would occasionally just glance in the room to watch us like it was nothing (really, dude?), and I didn’t want him to get that kind of show anyway - considering this was the PRIVATE dance area. Though unfortunately, you can’t demand a lot of privacy in this case. Nikki shared our dislike to the peeping tom that wouldn’t stay focused on his game, but eventually he stopped trying to watch.
Once our song ended, we gave Nikki her service fee and eventually met back up at the bar after she gave the club their share of the money. It was hitting midnight and she was apparently getting off of work early, but she whispered in my ear that she was going to give me her number, insisting that she would love her have her way with me OTC. I took her number, but had/have no plans of contacting her. For one, I don’t do casual hook-ups with anyone I’ve only known for 15 minutes. Secondly, I don’t pay for sex (not shaming anyone that does!). I was unable to differentiate which of the two options she was insinuating with me, but I took her number and wished her a good and safe rest of the night. I had one more drink before I saw her dressed and heading out with one of the customers that was playing pool, and I attempted to make no assumptions - unlike my friend who almost immediately murmured “Probably her drug dealer”. LOL.
Anyways. I was thoroughly surprised that this bar wasn’t as bad as I feared it was going to be initially, but I’m sure I won’t be going back. Very good with their drink prices, but if you’re solely looking for some R&R with some dancers, I’d definitely suggest another club.