Reviews

Ok, I'll start off saying that is my first review, and I don't have a good sense of content and format expectations for this forum yet. I'm receptive to criticism and looking to improve once I have VIP access and some examples to go by. Anyway, I rolled into the club on a Monday around 10:30 PM. A dancer named Medusa was working the pole, who projected a "crazy" sort of sleeper, hot vibe with her wild curly hair and forked tongue, but in actuality was a pretty basic, slender, A-cup build. As I was talking to an average curvy blonde at the bar, I noticed a patron and dancer walk from the private room in the back out the front door for about 10 minutes before returning, all-smiles. I'd normally follow up on that and sample myself, but in this case: (1) there is no flattering way to say that this girl was the most heavyset in the club, and (2) there was a cop car nonchalantly idling a block away from the club when I pulled up. My eyes settled on Toxic, an absolute stunner... short, thin, ebony with super-fake, all-plastic looking B-cups (in a really good way?) and a modestly curvy backside. I took her to the back room for a 15 min trial and found out that there were really no extras to be had on-site (at least from her). I got grinding; I got some over-the-clothes mutual touching of everything. However, nothing further happened. Takeout was available (do we generally quote prices here?), but I'd have to wait until after her shift because apparently the manager has a strict policy of keeping the girls on the clock until closing. Regrettably, that was way past my bedtime while on a business trip so I had to pass, but I got her digits for the future and hope to get a chance to follow-up one day. Toxic was a solid 9/10 and had an enthusiastic personality.

Visited late Friday night (Saturday morning), arrived at 3:15am. Said online open til 4. Upon arrival, they scan id and they wand you. I sat down and was promptly approached by bartender. I ordered a coke. $7. I was clearly here on the later side and only 4 women were working. They had one dancer on stage who didn’t remove her top thru her sets. The dancer did a tip parade following her set. I was approached by this dancer and she said it was $30 for a lap dance. I didn’t partake, as she wasn’t my type. Hispanic and on the heavier side. Early 40s. The next dancer was the last stage dancer of the night. She was a thin black and probably early 20s. The lights went on at 3:45 and they began clearing people out. The last dancer did go topless on stage. Typical club music for both. Rap but not profoundly loud like some clubs. I’ll give this place another try earlier in the night and report back.

Went here on a Friday at around 3pm. It opens up at 2 but they definitely looked like they were surprised to see a customer so early. The club is in a mostly industrial area with its own parking lot and conveniently there's a Chase down the block. The bartender was Molly who is normally a dancer but sometimes tends bar during the day since no one else is available to. She's a thick white girl with a platinum blonde streak in her hair like Rogue. She was dressed casually in a tank top and sweat shorts. She's not the sharpest tool in the shed but makes up for it in friendliness, which was great because she was the only one present when I arrived. Shortly after I arrived so did a 5 ft Italian hero which was nice because I had not eaten lunch. Two $13 vodka sodas, a hero, and a scoop of macaroni salad later a dancer shows up finally. Dani has short blonde hair, thick thighs and ass, and knows her way around a pole. After watching her on the stage I opt for a 10 minute dance for $70. The way they tier VIP dances isn't linear. If I recall 15 minutes was $120 which kind or so, not sure what the other prices were. Mileage was high for a first dance and I felt like more to be had was possible. By the time I left rush hour was in full effect, and the club was still dead. Would I come back? Sure. A couple of minutes away from The Landing Strip so you could kill two birds with one stone and though it wasn't the most happening club it was laid back which is the most you can ask for around here. Next time I'll stop by at night.

To give the basics; clean, small parking lot, no cover charge, reasonable drink prices, unknown lap dance price. bar is in an out of the way industrial area. Decor is up to date. Stage is large. that out of the way. if you wanted to stay in touch with your favorite 'dancers' from crystal cafe they have all moved here. Crystal shut down a few months ago and this is there new home base. an older russian lady with short hair, Lana? an older large chested american lady, Rose were dancing and an older italian american lady also from crystal is was tending bar. besides the crew from crystal there were a few other dancers, two older Russians, one blond one brunette and attractive young African American. Place was pretty empty when I stepped in. but it was early in the evening so maybe it picked up. I did not stick around long.

And I’m bringing my balls are blue so get ready, get ready Came on a Saturday night with a buddy. He already knew a dancer here. No cover. Way the fuck out on the island in Bohemia. Brick building with a blue sign sort of hidden in an industrial area. Square bar with stage in middle. Bathrooms and VIP to the back. Dancers walks around bar asking for tips after dancing. Dances are $30 for 3 minutes and $70 for $10. It goes up from there I just can’t remember. Dancers, talent didn’t do anything for me. About 12 or so working. I saw a, I think Trinidadian girl with a nice body. And there was some cute spinner that looked like Talia Shire. But that was all that interested me but not enough for me to lay it down for $30 dances. I’m gonna need exactly what I’m into for that. Wished there was better talent. One of the bartenders was hot. My friend got dances from the girl he knew and was able to have good touch.

If you're looking to have a couple drinks and see some girls it's not a bad place. Girls are pretty descent 6-8s and I must say they are all pretty chill. A good party spot if you're out late night and wanna keep going. Drinks are around 8bucks for a beer, there is a U shape bar with a stage, most girls have good pole skills. Bartenders are cute with acouple of 9s back there on the good nights. There is a back private room with curtains very clean, private but with a camera so not so private. I think they are 120 for 15 mins, or 2something for a 1/2 hour. The right girl will get a little handsy but not much more. If you're looking for a good time, or a place to watch a game this is a good choice.

Modern strip club with small but serviceable stage. Bar surrounds stage in a U. Clean bathrooms, enough parking with street parking for overflow. Located in an industrial section. Private dance area. Several tables set away from the stage. Barmaids tend towards the attractive and flirty. I'm hardly a regular but it seems there are several new faces, and bodies working at the club. Among them an attractive 20 something african american girl who is a great pole dancer. Sorry I forgot her name. She was also a pleasure to talk with. For the most part the girls are good dancers using the pole and the stage effectively. so many other clubs seem to have dancers who slowly walk on the stage or even sit on the stage doing nothing. If looking for a classic strip club experience with dancers who actually dance a this place works. Dancers are a mix of ethnicities, mostly american long island natives. Most are attractive. I have encountered some extremely heavy and unattractive dancers here but at least on this last visit they were not to be seen. Hopefully that trend will continue.

Place was clean. Liquor is not watered down and the girls were friendly but not pushy. The bartender was responsive without pushing for drink after drink. The day manager was friendly. Girls were meh but they were down a couple so did not get to see the full crew. No big boob girls but I don't find that to often these days. All in all an average clud for a day tour.

Had the ability to be out late and needed a place to catch the wild card game...figured 2 birds with one stone and went in with low expectations. The set up was underwhelming, the whole dance for a few minutes, then walk around the bar expecting everyone to hand you a single is way lamer than how I remember strip clubs back in the day...at least you got to put in their tits...but then the night got better when the hottest one in the room sat down and started doing the usual talk me up game. Giovanna said she's new (yea right), but she was good company. I declined the vip room since I hadn't come prepared (hell I think 3 beers, a drink for her and the merry-go-round of tips cost me 60. Plus she confirmed that the camera is always watching and they're strict over there. Conversation turned to me asking about takeout and without flinching told me she does it but only with money up front before we leave the bar. She's hot enough that I'm tempted but I won't do the up front game and would have preferred meeting her when she wasn't at the bar. I may stop in a few times and work my way up to it but maybe I won't sit at the bar.

So I was staying at a nearby hotel and took a walk over around 7pm. Two 'dancers' on and I couldn't drink my $8 beer and get out fast enough. One was sitting and talking to a customer. She was about 45. The other did all the dancing and had a glazed over look about her. The bartender was bubbly and friendly though. I got bored and came back around 11. The night shift has arrived and it was somewhat better, but still. Itching to go out of your way for. Talked to one dancer about music for a bit. Forgot her name, but she was cool at least.

Decent club in an industrial park. Only establishment open at night, so that's a plus if you value privacy. Decent looking girls, but the stage is set up awkwardly behind the bar, so you'll really only get an up close view of them when they come around for their tips. There's some private looking lap dance rooms in the back, but I didn't buy a lap dance, so I don't know what it's like back there. I did see a girl come out from the back private crying and a customer following her and trying to comfort her. The bouncer didn't seem interested enough to intervene - so I don't know what to make of that. The drinks are moderately priced and, as it turned out, the night I went was a buy one- get one free on beers. Bartender was cute and friendly, but I don't think she was a dancer - she was a little shy. Overall, it's a serviceable strip club, open late and in an industrial part of town.

This place surprised me as I wasnt expecting much. Pulled into a safe parking lot and immediately noticed a stunning blonde at the door chatting on her cell phone. Entered the club which had three other patrons and four dancers-five including the cell phone blonde. Dancers ranged from 6-9 with, you guesses it the Hot blonde being the ninee. The bartender was great. She chatted with me a while and made me feel at home. The stage is separated from the customers by the bar but the dancers come around to say hello. Place is clean and has a good vibe, Had a private dance with two different dancers. Not much mileage but hot nonetheless. I will go back next time I am in the neighborhood.