Pleasantly toxic experience!

Ok, I'll start off saying that is my first review, and I don't have a good sense of content and format expectations for this forum yet. I'm receptive to criticism and looking to improve once I have VIP access and some examples to go by.

Anyway, I rolled into the club on a Monday around 10:30 PM. A dancer named Medusa was working the pole, who projected a "crazy" sort of sleeper, hot vibe with her wild curly hair and forked tongue, but in actuality was a pretty basic, slender, A-cup build.

As I was talking to an average curvy blonde at the bar, I noticed a patron and dancer walk from the private room in the back out the front door for about 10 minutes before returning, all-smiles. I'd normally follow up on that and sample myself, but in this case: (1) there is no flattering way to say that this girl was the most heavyset in the club, and (2) there was a cop car nonchalantly idling a block away from the club when I pulled up.