Bella's Cabaret Reviews

Now this is my first time at a Miami Club and I did not know what to do. All those beautiful latin ladies and I cannot speak Spanish...so it was going to be a challenge..
Walk in and people try to speak in Spanish - but once they know I do...

Had to come back here again because I love this place so much. Thanks to tuscl I learned that the $10 table dances are just as fun as the $25 "private dance" which ain't even that private (just a really nice couch). The best part about this place is the...

Phat asses and lasers everywhere. This place totally has my vote for best hidden gem in florida. Its cheap, none of the girls speak a lick of english, and they all have phat asses. This place is tucked away in the hood the only way i found out about it...

My third trip to Miami in the last couple of months and I find myself at Bella’s again for the third time. Obviously, I kind of like the place. It’s definitely a blue collar type club, but I prefer that to the more upscale places that have a...

This club main advantage is its location. I was staying at the Marriott airport and it was a 8 minute ride to there. Uber cars are waiting east side of the airport and are available to take you.
Girls are average, with some young. My friend selected a black...

Stopped by again on my next trip into Miami. Per the comment below on previous review, I was prepared to tip the parking lot guy. He waved me into a spot right in front of the door, and then immediately walked off. When I got out of...

This place is on a secluded street close to the airport. Anyone who travels knows the neighborhoods around airports generally are not the best, and this one fits into that genre. Definitely downscale, but not scary. The attendant posted in the parking lot was reassuring nonetheless. Even better, he didn't...

I had not been to this place for many years, not since the original Porky's named after the 80's movie. As others have mentioned, parking is free although there is a parking attendant. He mentions that parking is free. He was very polite and quite humble so I was happy...

I visited Bella's on a Wednesday evening. Parking was free with a tip to the attendant. Paid a ten dollar entry fee to club. The interior of club was nice...smaller than I expected. 10 to 15 dancers on shift with high majority of girls of Latino...

I will break up this review into 4 sections so you can skip a section which may not interest you:

I) Intro
II) Club Layout
III) Dancers
IV) Conclusion


I) INTRO:
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Visited Bella’s on Sat eve 7/26/14 around 11:00 pm – parking is free but there is a guy that stands outside and looks out for...

Went to this club since it was close to my hotel. Read some of reviews and thought it might not be too bad. On this night there was no cover and a decent size crowd was there. Staff and waitresses were very friendly. I ordered a Corona which was...

I've been in town once again. Last time I was here in Nov 2013 I visited Bellas for the first time and again for the second time so it left an impression on me so this trip it was my top spot I planned to visit again. Got there this...

This is really a very nice facility. It has a main stage in he center, with a long bar on one wall. There are a couple of booths for $25 LDs on one wall, that offer less privacy Han you would think, due to the lighting and the...

As previous reviewer “Avega305” mentioned; this is the old Porky’s club which was “remodeled” and renamed. Poky’s had been around since the late 80s or early 90s if I recall correctly and was pretty popular in that time period although I didn’t go to SCs during that time and...

First time visiting this club and it was a lot nicer than i expected. Seemed to be remodeled recently and everything kept clean, even the bathroom. Not too big but had a nice layout with round stage in the center and seating all around and a bar on one...

This is the club formerly known as Porky's. The club has been renovated and is physically decent, but the scene inside is really pretty bad. I went on a Thursday night at about 12:30am. There were about 5 dancers... each one fatter and uglier than the last....