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review
14 years ago
well the best part of my...
well the best part of my visit was the no cover. it's nice to see some free tits now and then. unfortunately the quality of girls is horrible. they were all about 2s and...
Someguy77
Florida
review
14 years ago
Just got back from Knockouts. First,...
Just got back from Knockouts. First, this rating is skewed because it's ABQ. I've been to better but you can't hate a place for being what it advertises to be. The place is...
brutus85
Ohio
review
15 years ago
After two previous disappointing trips to...
After two previous disappointing trips to Knockouts, I had a good time on my visit after work last Tuesday. There weren't a lot of customers, but there were 7 or 8 dancers. ...
Harderlap
New Mexico
review
15 years ago
Very poorly run club with rude...
Very poorly run club with rude bartenders. Being as it is downtown the drinks are pricy but that is to be expected. The club is very small and very dirty. The...
riojake
review
15 years ago
OK, so maybe I always pick...
OK, so maybe I always pick the wrong time to drop into knockouts....this time was no different than the rest, middle of the afternoon on a Saturday, there were probably 3-4 girls working and...
zymurge
Santiago Metropolitan
review
15 years ago
If you are in downtown Albuquerque,...
If you are in downtown Albuquerque, your only choice in clubs is Knockouts. It is located on Central Avenueand is easily accessible by walking from nearby hotels. Downtown Albuquerque is relatively safe. If...
Harderlap
New Mexico
review
15 years ago
Popped in on a weekday afternoon...
Popped in on a weekday afternoon with a buddy. Not much has changed- dancer quality still leaves a lot to be desired. Some too chunky, some too old, lack of variety (mostly hispanic). Dances...
mre123
Florida
review
15 years ago
I love this little spot. ...
I love this little spot. Definately the best deal in town. If you're looking to have a beer and see some T&A, it's the place to go! During the day, there's...
KittyChasa
review
15 years ago
Good location, right downtown in the...
Good location, right downtown in the heart of Albuquerque. They have one stage, in the center of the room as you enter and a bar off to the right. On the same...
jhndillion
Florida
review
15 years ago
Just visited the Knockouts today. It...
Just visited the Knockouts today. It is a nice club in downtown Albuquerque. The entry during the weekdays is free with 2 drink minimum. The dances are just $5 dollars and there is a...
zac77
review
16 years ago
Knockouts is a nice bar in...
Knockouts is a nice bar in downtown Albuquerque, so if you are staying in downtown, it is a good place to go. TD's north is the class club of Albuquerque, this is a distant...
Harderlap
New Mexico
review
16 years ago
TD's is still the best two...
TD's is still the best two clubs in town, this is a distant third. Minimal contact. Usually go in on a thursday afternoon. Have had some success, but not much in...
travelwest1
review
16 years ago
I was a little concerned when...
I was a little concerned when this place advertized they had a back door enterance. Thought it might be sketchy/dirty. Boy, what I wrong. I canâ€™t even begin to tell you just how...
GFNTG
review
16 years ago
What a great little find..downtown Albuquerque,...
What a great little find..downtown Albuquerque, in an area jumping with little bars and easy taxi access. No cover charge (2 drink minimum), drinks were strip club pricey, i.e. Tanqueray and tonic 7.50..COMFORTABLE...
roccoinla.
review
17 years ago
Hadn't been to Knockouts in a...
Hadn't been to Knockouts in a long time, finally went back. A lot of the higher mileage girls were gone, but I still managed to have a good time. The best part...
Someguy77
Florida
review
17 years ago
Knockouts has had a slight remodeling...
Knockouts has had a slight remodeling done, mostly rearranging of the booths in the private and installing a few more cameras. You can still get a good lap dance from the right dancer though....
Harderlap
New Mexico
review
17 years ago
Stopped by on a weekday afternoon....
Stopped by on a weekday afternoon. I don't know why I keep doing this, thinking things will be different. I guess I remember having some pretty fun times there in the middle of the...
mre123
Florida
review
17 years ago
Why bother? I can't see...
Why bother? I can't see how this place even stays in business. They must count on getting the horny drunks that didn't hook up at the normal bars downtown on Friday and...
zymurge
Santiago Metropolitan
review
18 years ago
I saw this club from the...
I saw this club from the street and decided to come in. Looked a little shady from the outside. I think that most of the clients are local. I saw several men that seemed to...
smontgom
review
18 years ago
Unfortunately the city of Albuquerque has...
Unfortunately the city of Albuquerque has decided that they do not want adult entertainment businesses downtown and want to zone them to specific parts of the city. As a result they have stepped up...
Harderlap
New Mexico
review
18 years ago
Visited recently on a midweek afternoon....
Visited recently on a midweek afternoon. Fair number of dancers that I'd rate 5-8. No knockouts. Large mainstage. Got 3 inexpensive laps from April in the main room, ok, but...
BorrowedTime
California
review
18 years ago
Stopped by on monday afternoon but...
Stopped by on monday afternoon but didn't stay long. Four girls (all hispanic) rotating through. One of them was actually very cute but still not my thing. Obviously things pick up in the evening...
mre123
Florida
review
18 years ago
Went to Knockouts on a weekday...
Went to Knockouts on a weekday afternoon. After my eyes adjusted from the bright sunlight outside, I saw a rather tastefully designed club with very pretty women. A half-dozen were working that afternoon....
nonahcub
review
18 years ago
I go to KO's pretty often,...
I go to KO's pretty often, once a week or so, and I've never had a bad time. They have a low cover on weekends, no cover on most weeknights or before a...
bbshaver
review
18 years ago
Knockouts is dark with a bar...
Knockouts is dark with a bar along one side, a stage in the middle, and private boths in the front, to the right of the door when you come in. It is dark. Drinks...
Harderlap
New Mexico