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Cheeks
2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507
Cheeks Reviews
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Harderlap
New Mexico
reviewed
3 years ago
cheeks is permanently closed
This is not really a review, burI am not sure where else on the site to post it. I hope it prevents someone from wasting time trying to go to Cheeks. Cheeks is closed,...
Comments: 2
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3 years ago
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rossl
archi
reviewed
3 years ago
at least they are open...
I was in the area for work and decided to check out Cheeks. I'd visited once a few years back and was unimpressed, but there isn't much activity in the area and I...
Comments: 1
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3 years ago
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archi
kenrodchitown
ORD MDW STL MKE CWA
reviewed
5 years ago
i literally don't understand the member ratings for this club
In town for work, I stopped by the only game in town around 11:30 on a Monday night. After partying the $10 cover at the door, I proceeded to the bar where they have...
Comments: 2
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5 years ago
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kenrodchitown
oldbike
New Jersey
reviewed
6 years ago
fun club
The interior of the place is typical strip club. One nice aspect is that they have three stages and the dancers made use of all three. The space is pretty good, so you're not...
snakeguy
Tennessee
reviewed
6 years ago
pleasant surprise
AFter reading all of the previous reviews I was not expecting much, but I had a very good time. Cover was $10, Beer was $6, Bottle of Water $5. The club opens 6pm -...
Scrooge69
reviewed
8 years ago
forgotten hideaway... for a reason.
Stopped in late on a Sunday night while staying over. There were more dancers in the club and patrons. Most dancers were crowded around one guy. Private dances are done in...
SomeGuySomewhere
reviewed
8 years ago
very middle of the road
Everything about Cheeks is very middle of the road. The girls are not gorgeous or ugly, but allright. The club itself isn't beautiful or rundown, but average.The overall experience isn't a great time or...
ralph69
New Mexico
reviewed
8 years ago
ok, nothing spectacular
First time at Cheeks, it was ok. Dancers were pretty good looking. Lap dances were pretty good but ymmv. Had one little hottie going by name of Diamond. She...
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Jerz
reviewed
9 years ago
decent place
Cheeks is a pretty generic strip club, in the middle of the commercial district of town (on Cerillos). A couple of the women were cute (both latina), but the others were pretty haggard. Better...
Comments: 1
last:
9 years ago
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Harderlap
Illy4ever
reviewed
9 years ago
i was expecting the only strip...
I was expecting the only strip club in Santa Fe to be more upscale but nope, Cheeks is a mid range dive in the middle of a strip mall type area of Santa Fe....
newmexicoboy
reviewed
10 years ago
terrible club. the girls were generally...
Terrible club. The girls were generally not attractive, though there was one cutie - but overall the talent was low. She was pretty mercenary too and was not keen on banter w/ the customers....
Golfer3166
Arkansas
reviewed
10 years ago
sort of run down looking on...
Sort of run down looking on the outside, it apparently had a different name on the building a few years back. Fairly safe and decently lit parking, easy to find right on the...
famosodesk
reviewed
11 years ago
some friends and i stopped in...
Some friends and I stopped in for a few drinks. All was well except the server kept asking for her tip when she'd bring us drinks. Tipping should be at the end first off....
collector
reviewed
11 years ago
i decided to check this out...
I decided to check this out after a great-looking, hi mpg dancer in ABQ told me that she had recently worked in Cheeks. $10 cover with a 1 drink minimum. Cheapest drink was...
ralph69
New Mexico
reviewed
11 years ago
was in santa fe on business...
Was in Santa Fe on business and bored after a day of meetings. Decided to go check out Cheeks. Arrived around 8:00 p.m. probably 5 to 7 dancers who where average...
PhilGiblin
reviewed
11 years ago
pretty friendly place and everyone i...
Pretty friendly place and everyone i interacted with was nice. Parking lot kind of dark. Inside looks like your average strip club - not really anything special that sticks out. A lot of lap...
JohnnyOH
reviewed
12 years ago
in santa fe for business meetings...
In Santa Fe for business meetings and stopped by Cheeks after a nice dinner. I walked in at 7:20 and I was the 2nd person in the place. Strange, the main stage...
Cargo
reviewed
12 years ago
traveling through town, and i've been...
Traveling through town, and I've been here before. $10 cover charge. Drink specials too. I drank Tecate for $4 a can. First little lady was Santana. She is older...
bob654
reviewed
12 years ago
this is santa fe's only strip...
This is Santa Fe's only strip club. It is really more of a neighborhood bar with strippers than anything else. Many of the customers are regulars and know a lot of the...
cincydoughboy
reviewed
12 years ago
cheeks feels like an old girlfriend....
Cheeks feels like an old girlfriend. You may not be in love with her, but she's there for you and it's a decent time. I like this club and I like the ladies that...
tuscl
A catch-all account
reviewed
12 years ago
went here one time with a...
Went here one time with a friend. Thought it was pretty good going in, but then I was disappointed. Bought up to VIP for private dances, and then found out they don't allow touching....
tuscl
A catch-all account
reviewed
12 years ago
a nice little place; i most...
A nice little place; I most definitely enjoyed my time here. The girls are really cute and very friendly- they also get wildly creative with their doubles. It wasn't too crowed on the Friday...
tuscl
A catch-all account
reviewed
12 years ago
everyone in cheeks was friendly and...
Everyone in Cheeks was friendly and it had an open atmosphere. It was down-to-earth. The bouncer the dj the patrons the girls were all friendly. I think lap dances were 5 bucks and some...
Corvus
Arizona
reviewed
13 years ago
stopped by here in late february...
Stopped by here in late February and was not impressed at all. Parking lot was ok but not great, entrance at the rear away from the street. Cover was 10, and drinks...
andreaa
reviewed
13 years ago
well i'm andrea i'm a currently...
well I'm Andrea I'm a currently a dancer at cheeks and let me say love it iwouldent wanna work any where else!! there's beautiful lady's of all types great drinks and drink specials bad...
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