Cheeks

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

Cheeks Reviews

• review

  3 years ago
  Cheeks is permanently closed

  This is not really a review, burI am not sure where else on the site to post it. I hope it prevents someone from wasting time trying to go to Cheeks. Cheeks is closed,...
  Harderlap

  New Mexico
  Comments: 2

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  3 years ago

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  rossl
• review

  3 years ago
  At least they are open...

  I was in the area for work and decided to check out Cheeks. I'd visited once a few years back and was unimpressed, but there isn't much activity in the area and I...
  archi
  Comments: 1

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  3 years ago

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  archi
• review

  5 years ago
  I literally don't understand the member ratings for this club

  In town for work, I stopped by the only game in town around 11:30 on a Monday night. After partying the $10 cover at the door, I proceeded to the bar where they have...
  kenrodchitown

  ORD MDW STL MKE CWA
  Comments: 2

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  5 years ago

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  kenrodchitown
• review

  6 years ago
  Fun club

  The interior of the place is typical strip club. One nice aspect is that they have three stages and the dancers made use of all three. The space is pretty good, so you're not...
  oldbike

  New Jersey
• review

  6 years ago
  Pleasant surprise

  AFter reading all of the previous reviews I was not expecting much, but I had a very good time. Cover was $10, Beer was $6, Bottle of Water $5. The club opens 6pm -...
  snakeguy

  Tennessee
• review

  7 years ago
  Forgotten hideaway... for a reason.

  Stopped in late on a Sunday night while staying over. There were more dancers in the club and patrons. Most dancers were crowded around one guy. Private dances are done in...
  Scrooge69
• review

  8 years ago
  Very middle of the road

  Everything about Cheeks is very middle of the road. The girls are not gorgeous or ugly, but allright. The club itself isn't beautiful or rundown, but average.The overall experience isn't a great time or...
  SomeGuySomewhere
• review

  8 years ago
  Ok, nothing spectacular

  First time at Cheeks, it was ok. Dancers were pretty good looking. Lap dances were pretty good but ymmv. Had one little hottie going by name of Diamond. She...
  ralph69

  New Mexico
• review

  9 years ago
  Decent place

  Cheeks is a pretty generic strip club, in the middle of the commercial district of town (on Cerillos). A couple of the women were cute (both latina), but the others were pretty haggard. Better...
  wasster

  Jerz
  Comments: 1

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  9 years ago

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  Harderlap
• review

  9 years ago
  I was expecting the only strip...

  I was expecting the only strip club in Santa Fe to be more upscale but nope, Cheeks is a mid range dive in the middle of a strip mall type area of Santa Fe....
  Illy4ever
• review

  10 years ago
  Terrible club. The girls were generally...

  Terrible club. The girls were generally not attractive, though there was one cutie - but overall the talent was low. She was pretty mercenary too and was not keen on banter w/ the customers....
  newmexicoboy
• review

  10 years ago
  Sort of run down looking on...

  Sort of run down looking on the outside, it apparently had a different name on the building a few years back. Fairly safe and decently lit parking, easy to find right on the...
  Golfer3166

  Arkansas
• review

  10 years ago
  Some friends and I stopped in...

  Some friends and I stopped in for a few drinks. All was well except the server kept asking for her tip when she'd bring us drinks. Tipping should be at the end first off....
  famosodesk
• review

  11 years ago
  I decided to check this out...

  I decided to check this out after a great-looking, hi mpg dancer in ABQ told me that she had recently worked in Cheeks. $10 cover with a 1 drink minimum. Cheapest drink was...
  collector
• review

  11 years ago
  Was in Santa Fe on business...

  Was in Santa Fe on business and bored after a day of meetings. Decided to go check out Cheeks. Arrived around 8:00 p.m. probably 5 to 7 dancers who where average...
  ralph69

  New Mexico
• review

  11 years ago
  Pretty friendly place and everyone i...

  Pretty friendly place and everyone i interacted with was nice. Parking lot kind of dark. Inside looks like your average strip club - not really anything special that sticks out. A lot of lap...
  PhilGiblin
• review

  11 years ago
  In Santa Fe for business meetings...

  In Santa Fe for business meetings and stopped by Cheeks after a nice dinner. I walked in at 7:20 and I was the 2nd person in the place. Strange, the main stage...
  JohnnyOH
• review

  11 years ago
  Traveling through town, and I've been...

  Traveling through town, and I've been here before. $10 cover charge. Drink specials too. I drank Tecate for $4 a can. First little lady was Santana. She is older...
  Cargo
• review

  11 years ago
  This is Santa Fe's only strip...

  This is Santa Fe's only strip club. It is really more of a neighborhood bar with strippers than anything else. Many of the customers are regulars and know a lot of the...
  bob654
• review

  11 years ago
  Cheeks feels like an old girlfriend....

  Cheeks feels like an old girlfriend. You may not be in love with her, but she's there for you and it's a decent time. I like this club and I like the ladies that...
  cincydoughboy
• review

  11 years ago
  Went here one time with a...

  Went here one time with a friend. Thought it was pretty good going in, but then I was disappointed. Bought up to VIP for private dances, and then found out they don't allow touching....
  tuscl

  A catch-all account
• review

  12 years ago
  A nice little place; I most...

  A nice little place; I most definitely enjoyed my time here. The girls are really cute and very friendly- they also get wildly creative with their doubles. It wasn't too crowed on the Friday...
  tuscl

  A catch-all account
• review

  12 years ago
  Everyone in Cheeks was friendly and...

  Everyone in Cheeks was friendly and it had an open atmosphere. It was down-to-earth. The bouncer the dj the patrons the girls were all friendly. I think lap dances were 5 bucks and some...
  tuscl

  A catch-all account
• review

  12 years ago
  Stopped by here in late February...

  Stopped by here in late February and was not impressed at all. Parking lot was ok but not great, entrance at the rear away from the street. Cover was 10, and drinks...
  Corvus

  Arizona
• review

  13 years ago
  well I'm Andrea I'm a currently...

  well I'm Andrea I'm a currently a dancer at cheeks and let me say love it iwouldent wanna work any where else!! there's beautiful lady's of all types great drinks and drink specials bad...
  andreaa
  Comments: 2

  last:

  13 years ago

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  shadowcat