Cheeks
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2841 Cerrillos Rd
Santa Fe, NM 87507
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This is not really a review, burI am not sure where else on the site to post it. I hope it prevents someone from wasting time trying to go to Cheeks.
Cheeks is closed, apparently…
2 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(rossl)
Harderlap
Dec 31, 2021, 11:22 AM
At least they are open...
I was in the area for work and decided to check out Cheeks. I'd visited once a few years back and was unimpressed, but there isn't much activity in the area and I wanted…
1 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(archi)
archi
Nov 17, 2021, 6:13 PM
I literally don't understand the member ratings for this club
In town for work, I stopped by the only game in town around 11:30 on a Monday night. After partying the $10 cover at the door, I proceeded to the bar where they have some…
2 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(kenrodchitown)
kenrodchitown
Jul 9, 2019, 8:46 PM
Fun club
The interior of the place is typical strip club. One nice aspect is that they have three stages and the dancers made use of all three. The space is pretty good, so you're not crowded…
oldbike
Aug 12, 2018, 4:46 AM
Pleasant surprise
AFter reading all of the previous reviews I was not expecting much, but I had a very good time. Cover was $10, Beer was $6, Bottle of Water $5. The club opens 6pm - 2am,…
snakeguy
Aug 5, 2018, 4:57 AM
Forgotten hideaway... for a reason.
Stopped in late on a Sunday night while staying over. There were more dancers in the club and patrons. Most dancers were crowded around one guy. Private dances are done in a…
Scrooge69
Jan 24, 2017, 5:43 PM
Very middle of the road
Everything about Cheeks is very middle of the road. The girls are not gorgeous or ugly, but allright. The club itself isn't beautiful or rundown, but average.The overall experience isn't a great time or absolute…
SomeGuySomewhere
Oct 18, 2016, 12:00 AM
Ok, nothing spectacular
First time at Cheeks, it was ok. Dancers were pretty good looking. Lap dances were pretty good but ymmv. Had one little hottie going by name of Diamond. She came…
ralph69
Oct 16, 2016, 12:00 AM
Decent place
Cheeks is a pretty generic strip club, in the middle of the commercial district of town (on Cerillos). A couple of the women were cute (both latina), but the others were pretty haggard. Better looking…
1 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(Harderlap)
wasster
Nov 30, 2015, 12:00 AM
I was expecting the only strip...
I was expecting the only strip club in Santa Fe to be more upscale but nope, Cheeks is a mid range dive in the middle of a strip mall type area of Santa Fe.…
Illy4ever
Jun 23, 2015, 12:00 AM
Terrible club. The girls were generally...
Terrible club. The girls were generally not attractive, though there was one cutie - but overall the talent was low. She was pretty mercenary too and was not keen on banter w/ the customers. However,…
newmexicoboy
Jul 4, 2014, 12:00 AM
Sort of run down looking on...
Sort of run down looking on the outside, it apparently had a different name on the building a few years back. Fairly safe and decently lit parking, easy to find right on the main…
Golfer3166
Jun 25, 2014, 12:00 AM


