Cheeks Reviews

This is not really a review, burI am not sure where else on the site to post it. I hope it prevents someone from wasting time trying to go to Cheeks.

Cheeks is closed, apparently permanently; probably a victim of the Covid pandemic which resulted in restrictions on public gatherings...

I was in the area for work and decided to check out Cheeks. I'd visited once a few years back and was unimpressed, but there isn't much activity in the area and I wanted to see if things had improved. I'd say they have, but not by a...

In town for work, I stopped by the only game in town around 11:30 on a Monday night. After partying the $10 cover at the door, I proceeded to the bar where they have some daily drink specials as well as regular fare. I opted for the daily special sugar-water...

The interior of the place is typical strip club. One nice aspect is that they have three stages and the dancers made use of all three. The space is pretty good, so you're not crowded against other patrons.

With the women, it was kind of a something for everyone selection. Personally,...

AFter reading all of the previous reviews I was not expecting much, but I had a very good time. Cover was $10, Beer was $6, Bottle of Water $5. The club opens 6pm - 2am, and I got there at about 7pm. The first dancer did not get on stage...

Stopped in late on a Sunday night while staying over. There were more dancers in the club and patrons. Most dancers were crowded around one guy. Private dances are done in a back room. Privates were $30/song which seemed ok at the time but then after...

Everything about Cheeks is very middle of the road. The girls are not gorgeous or ugly, but allright. The club itself isn't beautiful or rundown, but average.The overall experience isn't a great time or absolute shit, but just okay. This is a place you'd go to once, and then promptly...

First time at Cheeks, it was ok. Dancers were pretty good looking. Lap dances were pretty good but ymmv. Had one little hottie going by name of Diamond. She came by and sat down and started chatting. She rubbed my leg and offered a...

Cheeks is a pretty generic strip club, in the middle of the commercial district of town (on Cerillos). A couple of the women were cute (both latina), but the others were pretty haggard. Better looking on stage than off. There were 6 dancers on when i went there.

It is topless,...

I was expecting the only strip club in Santa Fe to be more upscale but nope, Cheeks is a mid range dive in the middle of a strip mall type area of Santa Fe. it's pretty small and like the majority of strip clubs, hasn't been redecorated since 1985....

Terrible club. The girls were generally not attractive, though there was one cutie - but overall the talent was low. She was pretty mercenary too and was not keen on banter w/ the customers. However, considering the quality of the fellow customers maybe I should not blame her - the...

Sort of run down looking on the outside, it apparently had a different name on the building a few years back. Fairly safe and decently lit parking, easy to find right on the main drag. Cover charge was $6 and drinks were around $4 each in the late...

Some friends and I stopped in for a few drinks. All was well except the server kept asking for her tip when she'd bring us drinks. Tipping should be at the end first off. All our drinks were paid in cash but a receipt was never brought as to how...

I decided to check this out after a great-looking, hi mpg dancer in ABQ told me that she had recently worked in Cheeks. $10 cover with a 1 drink minimum. Cheapest drink was a $3 Rolling Rock. Doorman was scanning ID's, but politely accomodated my request that mine...

Was in Santa Fe on business and bored after a day of meetings. Decided to go check out Cheeks. Arrived around 8:00 p.m. probably 5 to 7 dancers who where average looking. Nothing tipping the scale too much one way or the other. I sat...

Pretty friendly place and everyone i interacted with was nice. Parking lot kind of dark. Inside looks like your average strip club - not really anything special that sticks out. A lot of lap dances going on in the main room, especially against the walls. Probably 2/3 latina and 1/3...

In Santa Fe for business meetings and stopped by Cheeks after a nice dinner. I walked in at 7:20 and I was the 2nd person in the place. Strange, the main stage has no pole, but they have a small little island with a pole. The VIP...

Traveling through town, and I've been here before. $10 cover charge. Drink specials too. I drank Tecate for $4 a can. First little lady was Santana. She is older than the others, but I'm older so that was okay. She is a real spinner...

This is Santa Fe's only strip club. It is really more of a neighborhood bar with strippers than anything else. Many of the customers are regulars and know a lot of the staff and dancers. There is almost always a $10 cover. The dancers are particularly...

Cheeks feels like an old girlfriend. You may not be in love with her, but she's there for you and it's a decent time. I like this club and I like the ladies that work there. It's not the best, but it's comfortable. If you want a place to go...

Went here one time with a friend. Thought it was pretty good going in, but then I was disappointed. Bought up to VIP for private dances, and then found out they don't allow touching. Waste of money and time for me. The dancer was wearing pasties too. Overall, she had...

A nice little place; I most definitely enjoyed my time here. The girls are really cute and very friendly- they also get wildly creative with their doubles. It wasn't too crowed on the Friday night that I went, but it was lively enough to still keep great energy flowing. The...

Everyone in Cheeks was friendly and it had an open atmosphere. It was down-to-earth. The bouncer the dj the patrons the girls were all friendly. I think lap dances were 5 bucks and some of the girls really could dance.

I thought the girls were hot but not knock-outs. They...

Stopped by here in late February and was not impressed at all. Parking lot was ok but not great, entrance at the rear away from the street. Cover was 10, and drinks were around 6-10. As I walked in a couple of guys outside asked me if...

well I'm Andrea I'm a currently a dancer at cheeks and let me say love it iwouldent wanna work any where else!! there's beautiful lady's of all types great drinks and drink specials bad asz music and events waht more budd yu want every one is very welcomein unless...