Bare Assets Reviews

Well, after reading the last few reviews, I definitely must have had the worst experience out of all you. This club was about 3 blocks from my hotel on a recent vacation to...

Visited Bare Assets on vacation and was pleasantly surprised. I was impressed by the variety of dancers on a Wednesday afternoon, and Jezebel was an absolute dream. Friendly, not pushy, and an absolute 10....

I've visited Bare Assets 3 or 4 times over the past couple of weeks and keep hoping for something better. I've been told that during the spring break many of the ladies work...

Been a few months since my last review. I tend to come to this club now when the Duval St. clubs get busy; I don't mind some hustle but hustle can be a...

In good ole's KW again and made my decision b/t here and the other place on Duval mostly b/c of free and easy parking. I may have made a mistake, but not being...

stopped in about 9pm cover $5 and beers abot $3 or $4 i think. place was well lighted so good view of the talent which turned out to be a big negative. one...

I visited here on my second night of vacation in Key West, after going to Teasers 2 and Red Garter the night before. I walked here after dinner on Duval St, which was...

It's been a while since I showed up here, so I went to take a look at the club. Still looks the same, and a mix of dancers. It took a long (very long)...

This is actually a summary of several recent trips. I tend to like the visiting clubs in the daytime. Some clubs are good for this others not at all. Most are hit...

Was in Key West for some downtime and decided to head off the beaten patch to Bare Assets. A friend raved about a girl that worked weekends, so I have to see for meself....

Bare Assets talent is not as attractive as the girls on Duval Street, but unlike the Duval clubs, this place doesn't have the typical tourist hustle going on. Whereas on Duval you'll pay...

Bare Assets is off the beaten path, for certain, but worth the extra walk / ride. Compared to the places on Duval, Bare Assets is less crowded and easier to relax at. ...

This seems to be the preferred locals hangout at this point. On various nights, they have some attractive dancers, othertimes not at all. It is summertime (off season) in Key West now,...

Bare Assets is a little farther than the other two in town, mostly a locals crowd. It is the only one that has free parking available due to the other ones being on duval...

I hadn't been here since the days when Teasers operated in half the building. The new setup is good if generic, with plenty of seating at the stage and elsewhere. Most of the patrons...

This club has recently been renovated, giving it a more appealing atmosphere especially that it now has more room and a bigger private dance area. Hardwood floors and better lighting just add more...

Made a visit recently, and it was quite a bit better than my last visits...maybe because he tourist season is picking back up? I find the downtown clubs to be 120% hustle and...

Well, on a weekend visit, I thought I would try out several of the KW clubs to report on them. This one was pleasant, off the main Old Town tourist areas. There were several...

This place does open in the afternoon, so it gives ou somewhere to go. In days gone by I had some hot experiences here, but that seems to all be gone now. ...

Went just after they opened on a Wednesday afternoon. here were about four dancers. Two were very large and not extremely attractive. One was extremely cute and looked to have a...

I went to this place last month. I have to say it is the worst in town. Better to stay on Duval Street and check out the other two while you are bar...

I don't really understand this place. As a local, it would seem to have a lot of potential, the club itself is pretty nice. I don't get in here often enough to...

Had not been here in a long time. Was almost suprised at how cute some of the dancers were...my last trip had been uninspiring. Had an ok time, and had a dance....

This place has improved quite a bit. I find the staff is more friendly to locals than the downtown clubs, and a bit less hustle among the dancers. I expect the dancers...

If you are in Key West and want some fun this is the club. Totally nude and absolutely beautiful women. I could have spent all my time in this club it is...