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review
17 years ago
If I didn't KNOW for a...
If I didn't KNOW for a fact that the owner of this place posts glowing reviews of his own place (he's been busted at it numerous times)AND persuades other people who don't know any...
EricStoner
review
17 years ago
i have travelled the world and...
i have travelled the world and am based in london where we have some great clubs, but nothing beats this place - had a fab night here before xmas and a great time with...
asival
review
17 years ago
Went here again on another trip...
Went here again on another trip to NYC. This is still the best place, by far, in NYC, and one of the best in the country. Downside -- too many customers now...
fritzie
Florida
review
17 years ago
Not sure what the review before...
Not sure what the review before the last one (on 12/28) is talking about. Girls night I went recently were really hot younger women all of whom were willing to give really hot,...
Pounceboy
Florida
review
17 years ago
Finally i visited the club yesterday....
Finally i visited the club yesterday. If i hadn't read about the club's shady nature of the location on tuscl i would'nt have gone it. Paid $10+ $50 entry fee at the entrance and...
discretekama
review
17 years ago
Three visits in the last six...
Three visits in the last six months, including two earlier this month, confirm my opinion: this is as good as it gets. Why? Well, it's selective for a start. You don't just walk in,...
Ertam
review
17 years ago
With this club now ranked #1...
With this club now ranked #1 in the United States, could not pass up the opportunity to investigate (purely as a service to TUSCL members, of course). Went early on a Wednesday night,...
observe
review
17 years ago
WOW! This is a great...
WOW! This is a great club. The no-pressure atmosphere combined with great looking girls made for quite an evening... I met a girl named Isabelle from Hungary (definetely did not look Hungarian). ...
trvl4fun
review
17 years ago
went here on a thursday night...
went here on a thursday night for the first time and i must say it is fantastic. apparently they had issues the previous thursday with too many guys showing up so they were well...
landshark18
review
17 years ago
Hot Lap Dance gets my very...
Hot Lap Dance gets my very first ever 10 rating even on the very slow Tuesday night. First of all, you should send an email for a reservation because they did check the list on...
govt_hack
Maryland
review
17 years ago
I've been going there on and...
I've been going there on and off for several months and I can say this. Don't waste your money anywhere else. Other places would charge you a cover, a drink fee, and then you're...
Twilo_
review
17 years ago
Went there again last Saturday. A...
Went there again last Saturday. A big bach party siphoned off most of the girls, and did their thing in a private room == les show. Otherwise same as last time -- look forward...
maybeyes
review
17 years ago
I have read a lot of...
I have read a lot of great reviews on this place so decided to try it on my last trip to NY. I went on a Thursday night two weeks ago and paid...
saintly
Tennessee
review
17 years ago
This place is crazy. Me an...
This place is crazy. Me an my boyz came here on Friday 10/26. The girls here are mad classy but they get freaky in the dance rooms and Vip. We brought our own bottle...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
17 years ago
A dedicated SC patron for 20...
A dedicated SC patron for 20 years, I moved out of NYC in 2000 in part because most of the clubs, especially the Harmony, were closed down. I got a new job...
TonyJohnson
review
17 years ago
This club has it all. Sweet...
This club has it all. Sweet girls with natural titties, a BYOB policy, and the hottest heaviest laps in a 20 mile radius. Here is the breakdown: $10 membership fee (for first time only)...
Lapaholic55
review
17 years ago
Went on a Thursday. Low key...
Went on a Thursday. Low key atmosphere once you walk down that scary hallway on the first floor, scary atmosphere but worth it once I got inside. Within 10 minutes I was approached by a...
blknailman
New York
review
17 years ago
Wednesday evening 9PM was pretty slow....
Wednesday evening 9PM was pretty slow. Cover is $50 with a membership first time of an additional $10. Dont forget to bring your own alcohol since there is nothing served here. ...
rcho
review
17 years ago
Popped in late on Friday after...
Popped in late on Friday after a less than fair experience at a nearby club. I was right on time for the lesbian show. There was a brunette with small tits ramming a tan...
NikName
review
17 years ago
Visited on a Wednesday, before 8pm....
Visited on a Wednesday, before 8pm. On arrival, just a few girls there and very few guys. Things didn't really pick up until after 9. The club is well-described -- basically a "living...
Travelapper
Ohio
review
17 years ago
Based on reviews here, I had...
Based on reviews here, I had to check this place out when I was in town and had the unfortunate experience of dropping in on a Wednesday evening. At least on this occasion,...
zajemian
Florida
review
17 years ago
Had a chance to be in...
Had a chance to be in NYC and made sure it included a trip to HLD. This is like no other place I had been to. This is not a strip club but a...
chaman
review
17 years ago
I went to HLD last night....
I went to HLD last night. $50 to enter and $10 membership card -- no ID needed. BYOB and the barkeep mixes your drink. It's a lap dance only club -- no poles or...
maybeyes
review
17 years ago
I have been to way too...
I have been to way too many clubs in NYC, so take this review as one from a seasoned professional. This club is great! It is unique, I have never seen anything like it,...
AlwaysHard
review
17 years ago
This place is great.... better than...
This place is great.... better than anything else in the city... nice atmosphere...very comfortable and clean....more like Houston or Dallas... Beautiful girls with zero NYC attitude... The girls are all in the 8-10 range...
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