Reviews

Second club I stopped by before my flight out of IAH, after visiting Buckwilds. I went during the early evening between 5–6 PM, so the entrance fee was $10. Since this place serves alcohol, the…

Had a 9-hour layover in IAH so did some research beforehand on where I can kill a couple hours and blow a couple dollars and this place's website prided itself on being the closest strip…

Arrived on Saturday at 1pm. Maybe 12-15 cars. It’s right off the highway and kind of buried by trees. Was hoping to avoid a cover by getting there pretty early but I had to pay the…

This place is on the freeway service road near the airport. There was plenty of free parking. It doesn't look like much from the outside, but was very nice inside. It was…

I arrived to Mile High Club on a Wednesday afternoon around 4PM. I paid the ten dollar cover to the woman behind the counter. There were two women in the entry way who…

Third time here before a flight out. Parking lot is kind of busted up/weird but feels safe. Typical 'whatever door girl feels like charging' vibe - she asked for $13 so I gave her a…

Might be the king of off hours clubbing, as this was the second day in a row I've gone to a club that was dead. This was my first time here, pretty basic setup. A ton…

This is a review for a visit about a month ago. I was staying at the Houston airport for a couple days of business meetings so in the evening I had some time to kill.…

Went on a Tuesday night. $20 cover seemed high for how empty the place was - maybe 6 patrons and 4 dancers. Bouncer and bartender were super nice. Beer selection was sad (all domestic…

I find myself back in Texas for a couple weeks. Landed at IAH afternoon and was heading towards the hotel, when I saw a sign for the gentlemens club. I had to stop and check…

Humble, TX. Thursday night. July 4th. Right by the George Bush airport. Parking lot. Security guy armed to teeth is watching this shit. This a safe parking lot. I felt like he was staring me…

PLACE: place was clean. Didn't feel uncomfortable with the crowd. Music was good volume. Could speak to your table. But not hear other table. Rarely noticrd DJ. I visited early evening. People: a fair few fantastic…

I've been out of circulation for a while. I decided to drop by my local club at about 5PM. Price to enter was up to $10. I grabbed a chair on a two…

Been here a lot! Can absolutely say the other reviews are spot-on about its current state. Came in Sunday evening at around 9pm. $15 cover. The club has the main stage active with about 8-10…

Well, I did it again. Had time to waste after checking out of my hotel so went to the club to pass some time before leaving for the airport. They had their Mardi Gras event…

Landed in IAH. Saw the terrible traffic and saw this club leaving the airport. Turned right in. Cover 7$ Happy hour beer prices $3 Walk in pay your cover go through metal detector. Once you walk in a…

I posted a review of this place a few months ago and I found myself in the same situation again: checked out of the hotel with time to kill, to early to check in for…

My flight wasn't leaving till 6 so I thought I’d check out of my hotel & head to the airport to hang out in the lounge & get some emails done but I didn’t realize…

Was staying nearby in Humble on a recent Tuesday night, and decided to check out the "nearby" club instead of a slightly longer drive to the St James. Had never been here before. Arrived about…

I was in Houston on business and decided to try Mile High. Arrived around 7ish. Security/doormen were courtesy. I paid a modest cover-$5 or $8 and was directed through a door into the club. I…

TL;DR: 25% white, 60% hispanic, 15% AA dancers, 6 to 10, mostly 7-8s. $8 cover before 8pm, $4.50 beer and whiskey special during happy hour, $20 lap dances, VIP area $175 bottle + $400 to…

Had some time to kill on a Tuesday afternoon dropped in for about an hour. Payed $5 cover at the door, went in to a pretty dead club. 1 girl on stage solid 7 and…

Mile High is doing well, somewhat back to pre-Covid normal, not quite as crowded on a Friday night. I arrived about 7:30 and left about 10:00. There were about dozen girls there when I arrived…

I had been here a week back, no review then, they were open but only doing lap dances in VIP and Champagne room and only had one dancer then. I stopped by and chatted…

Okay, so it is close to the airport, just off Will Clayton and the freeway. Easy access to I-69 Southbound when leaving via feeder road. Decent parking lot out front. Admission seven dollars at door…