Mile High Club
18005 Eastex Freeway Service Rd Humble, TX 77396

Solid value for so close to airport, good mileage

VIP Review
Avatar for Wisetrav
Wisetrav
Nov 27, 2024, 12:55 AM
Dancers
Club Quality
Value
Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

Third time here before a flight out. Parking lot is kind of busted up/weird but feels safe. Typical 'whatever door girl feels like charging' vibe - she asked for $13 so I gave her a look, and she changed it to $8 so I gave her $10. Went through metal detector then found a seat at the bar. Not a large club and most of the ladies were clumped together. What I really like is they seem to have each other's backs - one Cubana was dancing and the other dancers/staff were making it rain on her.

 

Decent range of talent from 6-7s with appealing features (maybe not prettiest but huge naturals, or hardbody, or cute face but chubby) to solid 8s. One, Jenny, didn't speak much English and danced like she was a hostage on stage but was sweet to talk to. Did a few dances with her at $25 per (or $20 - can't recall) and they were decent length. Gorgeous natural Cs and a pretty face with perfect skin and teeth. Very much my type. She was affectionate, ground on me, kissed a little, simulated a Russian through my shorts and used her hand to jack me during the songs. No one cared or checked on us as others were nearby doing the booth battles. $100 for 3-4 dances and time/before after + gave tip.

 

Drinks are a little pricey but fine - $6-12 range. Food was okay/not overpriced. Bartenders were friendly and often went and joked with the dancers. Barely saw mgmt or bouncers which was kind of nice.

Full review available to VIP members

Unlock thousands of detailed, honest strip club reviews.

300K+ reviews • Trusted community since 1998
Solid value for so close to airport, good mileage