Guilty Pleasures Gentlemen's Club Reviews

Visited early afternoon. 3 dancers there, plus bartenderess with big boobs coming out of a low-cut top, plus a female DJ who also greeted/looked at people coming in. I paid a few bucks for a soft drink. Not sure exactly because I didn't count my change. About 6 customers there,...

Portland, OR. Saturday night. Came here from AJ's. Plenty of parking out around the club. Walk in. Guy at the front, real nice guy. ID check and pat down. And I think the cover was $5. Walk on in. To your left here is the lap dance area. I'm told...

A few years ago, there was one particular dancer here I was enamored with—great stage show, flirty in a convincing way, and while never attempted extras, one of my favorite dances in VIP—sensual with lots of two-way touching. ($100 for 3 back then, and still what I got quoted tonight)....

The club is right on the corner of Powell and 136, very exposed in general, but you can actually park behind the building for a bit more discretion. Inside I was patted down when they checked ids, the dude was chill about it not too agressive.

I arrived about 530 on...

I felt disgusted with myself for trying this place. The bartender is the only good thing about this club.

On my way to a better and more fulfilling adventure at Cab II, I stopped in to GP to see what was what. The building is close to the road, so the...

Went to GP on 4/3. 2$ cover. They close at 11pm and I showed up at 930. One main stage with a dancer and side stage/cage for the next girl up. Private area next to cage. Looked like they put up more black drapes for privacy but this was my...

I had some time in the afternoon after work so I decide to try this place again. It had been 6 months or so since I'd been there. Not much had changed. This is one of the nicest looking clubs on the east side but it was pretty dead when...

Stopped by late night because I had always driven by it and was always curious. I only saw 1 woman working but she was very friendly and gave me a quick tour then asked if I was interested. I was already there so why the hell not lol.

Took me back...

My first visit back to the old Pallas building in many years. The exterior didn't look much different than it did years ago,; not rundown but looking a bit worn. Before entering the club the bouncer scanned my ID and patted me down. No big deal.

The interior was very...

Club space:

This club just re-opened, and I assume it's under new management. I never visited the old version, but it looks like they've re-done the interior, since the stage and bar look new, and the bathroom looks like it's still being finished, but it's usable. There's one biggish stage in...

My first review for TUSCL. I will be reviewing every strip club in Portland Oregon. All forty-four of them. I am starting from the worst club in the city and eventually making my way to the best.

Prior to Rock Hard opening in early 2016, it was Pallas Club. I had...

One of my favs texted me and said she'd be working here so I headed over. I walked in and even though it appeared I was the only patron, the bartender wanted to scan my ID. Odd. Ordered a beer and went to the small stage...

This club is in the building that used to be Pallas. Pallas closed at the beginning of the year and has re-opened as a live music/comedy/karaoke/bar with strippers. It is not your typical Portland strip club or even primarily a strip club. It's a live entertainment venue that has...