Reviews

Near a commercial intersection; felt safe in daylight. Parking lot is awful, with potholes. Be careful, especially after dark when holes might not be visible. Got there about 2:30 pm; one PL, one bartender, 2 dancers.…

Visited early afternoon. 3 dancers there, plus bartenderess with big boobs coming out of a low-cut top, plus a female DJ who also greeted/looked at people coming in. I paid a few bucks for a…

Portland, OR. Saturday night. Came here from AJ's. Plenty of parking out around the club. Walk in. Guy at the front, real nice guy. ID check and pat down. And I think the cover was…

A few years ago, there was one particular dancer here I was enamored with—great stage show, flirty in a convincing way, and while never attempted extras, one of my favorite dances in VIP—sensual with lots…

The club is right on the corner of Powell and 136, very exposed in general, but you can actually park behind the building for a bit more discretion. Inside I was patted down when they…

I felt disgusted with myself for trying this place. The bartender is the only good thing about this club. On my way to a better and more fulfilling adventure at Cab II, I stopped in to…

Went to GP on 4/3. 2$ cover. They close at 11pm and I showed up at 930. One main stage with a dancer and side stage/cage for the next girl up. Private area next to…

I had some time in the afternoon after work so I decide to try this place again. It had been 6 months or so since I'd been there. Not much had changed. This is one…

Stopped by late night because I had always driven by it and was always curious. I only saw 1 woman working but she was very friendly and gave me a quick tour then asked if…

My first visit back to the old Pallas building in many years. The exterior didn't look much different than it did years ago,; not rundown but looking a bit worn. Before entering the club the…

Club space: This club just re-opened, and I assume it's under new management. I never visited the old version, but it looks like they've re-done the interior, since the stage and bar look new, and the…

My first review for TUSCL. I will be reviewing every strip club in Portland Oregon. All forty-four of them. I am starting from the worst club in the city and eventually making my way to…