Reviews

Melbourne, VIC. Wednesday night. On the Melbourne club hop. Started out right here. Sort of just outside of downtown, there's some street parking out this was at night but no lot. Walk on up. The…

While in Melbourne for work, a colleague I'd only just met suggested we go to Kittens. I assumed it was just a bar, and agreed as the alternative was to sit in the hotel room…

Enjoyed my time out but probably wouldn't go back. Girls were okay, touching above the waist for a standard dance ($50 for 10 minutes) which is more than what you can get elsewhere, some girls…

Lots of girls and plenty of them are pretty. The vibe is boys night out and rowdy. Some of the chicks hustle pretty hard too. Famously you can pay up and make out with…

Went here on a public holiday evening after a football match. It was packed. I’ve been when it’s quiet but I would say more often it is fairly cramped. I’ve never found the women to…

My company sent me to Australia for work and I decided to try out a few clubs while in town. First, let me just say, Australia is a great country. Love the laid back culture…

Usually hit thsi place up 3 times or so a year. Never disappoints. Last time went here after AFL GF. Girls are young... but HOT AF.... lots of mileage... the best place in Melbourne hands down. Theer are esily…

Having been to their sister club at South Melbourne, I thought I'd trek out to Caulfield. I've enjoyed many a night at the club close to Crown (and spent most of my winnings from the…

I've been to many clubs in Australia, New Zealand and Canada and this is by far my favourite!! It feels like a night club but with sexier girls, wearing less clothes, all with a friendlier…

This is the only club in Melbourne that allows touching. But again it depends on girls how much and where she allows to touch during a private lap dance. Vip dance costs a whooping $300…

I am finally getting to write a review of a visit in April. The club is relativley small. When you enter almost immediately in front of you there is an elevated stage where 3-4…

I am finally getting to write a review of a visit in April. The club is relativley small. When you enter almost immediately in front of you there is an elevated stage where 3-4…

Kittens is hands down (or, perhaps more correctly, hands up) the best club in Melbourne. Whilst there are some other clubs in Melbourne with girls just as attractive (and on average they are hot),…

The girls were good, and being a touching venue there is a lot to offer for your money - unlike other melbourne clubs touching is considered a standard dance not an extra/something not allowed. The venue…

In Melbourne on business and had some extra time. From what I could tell on TUSCL this was the best place to hit up. I arrived around 10pm just after opening and it…

If you are in Melbourne & like interactive dances you have to go to Kittens... Kittens being in South Melbourne, it seems, has licence for touching allowed above the belt. So the club is famous…

Every time I'm travelling through Melbourne, I like to experience a SC. As I'd been to Kittens in South Melb a number of times (and never, ever been disappointed I might add) I thought I'd…

I have been to a few strip clubs in my time... I like them... but none more than Kittens. Kittens is by far the highest mileage club in Melbourne. It needs to be made bigger…

My third visit to Kittens, while on a business trip to Melbourne, proved to me that it is hands down, still the best club in Australia. There are a number of reasons for making this…

One of the best strip clubs I've been to in Melbourne. I arrived at ~1am after a good run at Crown and stayed until closing time (3am), about a 15min walk. It was very busy,…

Just got back from Kittens. Easily the best strip club that I've been to in Australia. Really enjoyed Alex (Czech girl) and Veronique (didn't check the nationality) and a local girl who had a distinctive Thai…

Went to Kittens on Saturday night for a Bucks Show. We had 16 of us there and even though it was packed (expected for a Sat night) we were all very impressed! The…

It's a fairly small club, but the staff do a good job of distracting you from the size. The place has the feel of a nightclub integrated with a strip joint. Hang around the bar…

Have been to this club several times, the last on a Thursday night around 10:30 PM. As with all other visits the place was packed. The summary says mostly white, but I've found…

Hands down, the best strip club in the country. I'm from Sydney and whenever I come down to Melbourne , it's an absolute rule of thumb for me that I pop in there for a…