Kittens Reviews

Usually hit thsi place up 3 times or so a year. Never disappoints. Last time went here after AFL GF. Girls are young... but HOT AF.... lots of mileage... the best place in Melbourne hands down. Theer are...

I've been to many clubs in Australia, New Zealand and Canada and this is by far my favourite!! It feels like a night club but with sexier girls, wearing less clothes, all with a...

I am finally getting to write a review of a visit in April. The club is relativley small. When you enter almost immediately in front of you there is an elevated stage where...

I am finally getting to write a review of a visit in April. The club is relativley small. When you enter almost immediately in front of you there is an elevated stage where...

Kittens is hands down (or, perhaps more correctly, hands up) the best club in Melbourne. Whilst there are some other clubs in Melbourne with girls just as attractive (and on average they are...

In Melbourne on business and had some extra time. From what I could tell on TUSCL this was the best place to hit up. I arrived around 10pm just after opening and...

If you are in Melbourne & like interactive dances you have to go to Kittens... Kittens being in South Melbourne, it seems, has licence for touching allowed above the belt. So the club is...

I have been to a few strip clubs in my time... I like them... but none more than Kittens. Kittens is by far the highest mileage club in Melbourne. It needs to be made...

My third visit to Kittens, while on a business trip to Melbourne, proved to me that it is hands down, still the best club in Australia. There are a number of reasons for making...

One of the best strip clubs I've been to in Melbourne. I arrived at ~1am after a good run at Crown and stayed until closing time (3am), about a 15min walk. It was very...

Just got back from Kittens. Easily the best strip club that I've been to in Australia. Really enjoyed Alex (Czech girl) and Veronique (didn't check the nationality) and a local girl who had a distinctive...

Went to Kittens on Saturday night for a Bucks Show. We had 16 of us there and even though it was packed (expected for a Sat night) we were all very impressed! ...

Have been to this club several times, the last on a Thursday night around 10:30 PM. As with all other visits the place was packed. The summary says mostly white, but I've...

Hands down, the best strip club in the country. I'm from Sydney and whenever I come down to Melbourne , it's an absolute rule of thumb for me that I pop in there for...

As a dancer, this is my favorite club I have EVER worked at, and I've worked at a lot. The atmosphere is amazing. It's the only club I've ever worked at that made me...

Got there just after midnight on a friday after drinks with coworkers. The place was packed! Cover charge was $15pp, which I guess is okay for a busy Friday night. This place is pretty...

This is one of the best clubs you're ever going to visit, like going to a party at a friend's nightclub where he's invited 30 models who intend on getting smashed and showing you...

This is the best club in Melbourne - awesome music, hot girls and good bar staff. Get there early to avoid a line up, I usually get there between 8-9pm. Place gets packed between...

Went here on a Friday night around 9:00. Crowd really started to pick up after 11 and then on through about 2 am. Lots of women to choose from--something for everyone. ...

This is without doubt my favourite club in Melbourne. I was there on business recently and dropped in after a poker session at Crown, about 10 min walk. As others have said,...

Spent a long weekend in Melbourne and ended up here everynight. The best and dirtiest (in a good way) strip club I've been to. Club does seem to be run by thugs, but they didn't...

Okay! Not to put too fine a point on it, let me say that my experience in this club was amazing! However, I should temper that with the fact that I've only been to...

Just got back from my first visit to Kittens in Melbourne (in fact my first strip club experience since getting to Australia). It was also my introduction to 'touching' lap dances and wow they're...

Just visited Kittens in South Melbourne for the first time. Friday night around 9pm. The club is just outside the CBD, about a 10 minute walk from the casino. There were a couple of large bouncers out...

After reading this review, get ready to plan a trip to Melbourne. Without doubt, this is far and away my most exciting and memorable experience in ANY strip club. Kittens is not the classiest...