The Harem

Just came back from Harem on Friday i.e. Valentine's day. There were about 8-10 dancers that were rotating with 2 on stage at any given time. Most of them were Russians or…

I went to Harem about a month ago. I had been there several times before and I really liked the girls there. Probably one of my favorite Strip Clubs in all of…

Visited the place after work before 8 PM because of a reduced cover charge and to my surprise the place was filled with some pretty hot dancers. Sat around for an hour…

i went to this club (harem ) last night it was pretty quiet. at first i got there around 730. you save 10 dollars if you get there before 8 it was…

i went to this club (harem ) last night it was pretty quiet. at first i got there around 730. you save 10 dollars if you get there before 8 it was…

Around Bergen County, this is by far my favorite strip club. I have been here many times and to many other clubs and this one remains to be my favorite. There is…

I went to harem on a saturday night around 10pm. They were having their santa party. There is a huge parking in the strip mall where it is located. Cover charge was…

If u want to see some nice girls dancing and naked this is your place although I went after during the week and was not the same some of them did not…

Haven't visited in a long time. Did see one girl I remembered Vanessa, busty latina. Previous dances were good, but did not partake tonight. Long haired doll named Ava,…

I have been here with my friends.this was my first visit.this is full nude dance club.dancers are pretty good.20 $ per lap dance.as it was my first time visit to a strip…

this was my first stop tonight. nude bars are nice and more fun than gogo bars to just sit and watch. I met a sweet girl Kimberly. We chatted and she asked if…

I visited Harem for the first time a couple of weeks ago. Large free parking lot right at the entrance, no valet service. The cover was $20 and it's BYOB. The dancers…

I typically prefer this BYO Nude place to another nearby Bikini Booze neighbor. Yes you pay a steep cover for the area, but the BYO scenario really makes up for the cover…

One of the best places I've been in NJ. BYOB, $20 at the door, a mix of Russian and American girls but mostly all white. A good mix of stage…

if you want a place that will be almost schizo, this is it. I have been here on 6 occasions. Three were great and three sucked. It depends on how many people are…

I went there alone while I was out on business. The cover to get in was 20 but thats pretty standard in Jersey. I thought it would be weird but is was…

I've been to the harem a bunch of times on weekends. Honestly it's a great place to extend a night out drinking if the 2am closing times in northern jersey are a…

this place is sometimes good, sometiems bad. I really dont know any other way to explain it. If you hit it on a good nights its amazing, if you hit it on…

Stopped in for a few dances and a quiet evening...At the door the bouncer asked me for my ID and promptly stuck it into a scanner. Then just stared at me daring…

I dropped in on a Saturday night. Paid the $20 cover charge. I think I caught this place in a bad night. It appears there was a bachelor party going on upstairs.…

Been going to this club for a few years now. Went recently with my girlfriend. Overall its not bad for the $20 cover and BYOB. The dancers really vary in hotness…

Came here on a lark on a tuesday. I guess they must have just opened up because there were only 2 dancers there, and only 2 Patrons (including myself). While I've had…

Ive been here a few times (Always mon through wednesday). This place is fine - it has a few cuties and a couple regular old women which you pay to get…

Although there's variation from girl to girl and extras are rarely if ever offered, most of the dances at The Harem are among the best I've ever gotten. You just can't beat…

This club is definitely hit or miss, depending on the individual dancer. There are some that can convince you that the 20 minutes in the VIP room are definitely worth it, and…

I was here couple of times before. went here last Saturday evening and the cover fee is usual 20$ and you have to bring your own beer. The girls are hot. In…

first strip club experience for a 20 yr old virgin. was pretty good overall. had some really hot dancers. i paid 20 bucks for a lapdance from a busty blonde. then kind…

I periodically visit The Harem on weekday nights, Tuesday or monday. It is a bit cheaper door fee if you get there before 7pm, but otherwise it is like 20 bucks. Before…

My first trip to the Harems and i am not sure why but it was an awfully dull day, probably because of the game.Besides my friend and myself there was just two…

I Went there after work one night to relax after a hard day at work. when I went they had a few great looking dancers. most of the dancers were lively and…

Visited on a rainy Mon night. Plenty of parking. $20 cover + mandatory coat check. BYOB. Came in with a bottle of wine. Only 4 dancers on shift. 2 "7's" and 2…

girl at my job told me that she lives nearby this place. so i asked her for a ride to go there. normally one should not ask a girl, especially at the…

near impossible to find club in a strip mall right of route 80. Mandatory coat check but the girl was nice enough to suggest I should just leave my coat in…

Since so many people post what the decore is like, I'll cut to the chase. Went in pretty much right when it opened on a Sunday around 6:45pm. Basically I was…

Came here on a Saturday night; I was celebrating my birthday so a bunch of my friends were also with me. This club has BYOB so we brought in our own…

I've been coming to the Harem for a few years. This is the first time I've discovered tuscl.net and so I'm writing this as my first review. The Harem has…

I have been frequenting this club for a couple years now. I've had a variety of experiences ranging from good to bad. The best part, in my opinion is the fact that…

Stopped by The Harem on a late Friday night with some friends. $20 cover, $2 mandatory coat check...the bouncer & coat girl were friendly, which is a good first impression. Inside in…

Visited Mon night. Plenty of parking. $20 cover. BYOB. Bathroom clean enough- no stooge present. Had 4 lappers with a beautiful Russian, Viktoria. Opted for 4 laps ($20 ea). She was more…

Had a holiday guys night out with some colleagues and clients during the past few weeks and Harem did not disappoint. Weeknights are usually slow early but our group didn't mind since…

This is my second review of Harem. The club by and large has stayed the same since my last review but the dancer quality has improved dramatically. Went there on…

Couldnt find this place via public transit.. had to take path to jersey then get a cab. Being from NY with no car made it a pain in the ass. Love…

Went to the Harem during the afternoon. Club was pretty empty, maybe 5 customers and 10 dancers. Dancers weren't so hot, maybe 6's. The hottest was an 8, so…

Went to Harems with a case of beer and a buddy. When you enter, theres one main stage in the center of the room and a bunch of chairs all around for…

Very nice place, girls range from 5s to 9s. Went during the weeknight which was not very busy. Girls didnt seem to enthusiastic to make money. Had a couple of dances with…

Been going here for about. 6 months...VERY friendly dancers if you act like a gentleman...you know,, no free groping! The lap dances can be boring but some are so good…

I have been to this place a few times. I happen to like it. The physical appearance of the club itself is not great. They do have some…

Went a few weeks ago to have a few beers. It's byob but they will give you a bucket of ice for your beer but I think it cost $2-3. Probably about…

if you can find this place easily you are a better man than I. You can see it off route 80 but getting to it from there is quite a chore.…

Great club. Been going to Lipsticks religiously in Staten Island for the last two or so years, until they finally closed down in favor of a second Curves. Now this place…

Stopped in this past week to see if Vanessa still worked here. No luck. Not sure if she was just off that night or no longer here. Saw a dancer name Rose.…

We got there on Wednesday around 11pm. paid $20 pp and another drink i.e. Snapple Iced Tea for another $8. The whole place was dead. There were about 6-8 men around the…

This is an interesting place. It's a BYOB type arrangement, and there were tons of dudes, lots of RESERVED tables (which were just card tables), and a few hotties. Not that many…

I am going to come at this review from three angles ... the club, the girls and the experience I have to say this is one of the nicest clubs ive been in.…

With a name like The Harem along with a $20 cover at the door when all neighboring clubs are free to enter, I expected a lot more. I got in around 7pm (admittedly…

I've been to Harem and a number of times and is probably the best club in North New Jersey in terms of dancer quality. There are some real knockouts that work here…

I was there on Wednesday night probably around the same time as reviewer Jimbofisher. It was a very slow start that night and the girls were not very interested. I…

I have to preface my review by stating that I prefer taking my time at the stage and watching the dancers perform before I decide whether I want a lap dance or…

Stopped in Saturday night about 11:30. Place was full, at least the seats around the stage, the side seats were mainly girls resting between shifts. Most of the girls up…

I've been here twice in the last two months, both times on weekday nights. I think it's a good little strip club. The dancers are not pushy, there are some…

Horrible, horrible waste of time and money. First, the place is a PITA to get to. Easy to miss driving south and if you miss it, typical NJ roads, you…

I went to The Harem on a Thursday evening about 8:30pm. It was pretty slow; only a few customers and a handful of girls were working. However, the quality of the girls…

I stop at this club every once in a while, usually on my way home from somewhere toward the end of an evening when I want to look at some hot ass.…

Stopped in the other night with a few friends. haven't been here for a while and but not much has changed. It is easy to miss my friend had never been there…

I am a regular in this club, I usually go on a week day, less of a crowd for sure. The cover is $20 dollars, soft drinks are $4 each, there's…

Even though other reviewers warned about how easy it is to miss the exit, my friends and I naturally missed the exit and how to go around the block. We paid a $20…

Very classy looking club. It's easy to miss while driving on route 17, so keep your eyes open. Walked in, and immediately was impressed with the facilities. It isn't the least bit…

Ok looking strippers, without too many tats, unless you like busty girls. A couple girls were A-cups with no hips and no personality. Stage dances were mostly mostly topless in g-string, as…

visited on a Tuesday evening. BYOB, $20 cover. Off street parking, no bathroom stooge. Very quiet night. 5 dancers, and maybe 5 customers. Dancers were in the 6-8 range. A**ley, a…

This is the worst club i have ever been too. The managers were smoking right in the club. The dj was horrible and had no idea what he was doing. I went…

Went here on a Thursday night with a buddy, decent time, ended up spending around $120. BYOB, single main stage with each dancer doing 3 songs at a time. Onlly seating is…

I stopped by The Harem on a Friday night. It’s about 15 minutes away from the Meadowlands. I got there at about 11:30 and almost…

Been going here for three years and it was always hit or miss. Lately, however, it has been more miss than hit. The club is a nice place and…

Very hard to find the place as you drive right by it and have to u turn to get there but things only get better. Good place as there are not many…

I reached this club around 10pm on Tuesday. The first disappointment is that it's very easy to miss this club. I did and then had to take a complete circle to approach…

First off the club isn't easy to find. As is typical of NJ, you have to go North to go South. Then it's a quick right after the underpass or.. too late.…

Went on a wednesday about 10 girls. Savanah is preety hot very flirty.Tina is also not bad the one with the glasses. Tina did a shower show which was preety hot. The…

Went on a random Sunday night with a buddy. We were originally headed to the Satin Doll (aka The Bada Bing), but thought we'd give the Harem a try. Don't be put…

Stopped by the Club, Heard about a Dancer named Hunter. We Had diner in the club, they have a resturant named Anthony's. food was very good. Finally got to see Hunter, Wow talk…

My first trip to a Jersey club and it was worth it! Paid my $20 cover and sat by the rail while Kimberly finished her set. My timing was perfect. Great looking…

Paid the $20 each for me and my girl; yes she enjoys coming to the clubs with me! Stage with two poles, lounge seating, restaurant, private area for lap dances ($20) and…

I went one day after work with a few friends. the $20 cover was steep, but the BYOB makes it worth it. Stage dances were often entertaining and the girls seemed mostly…

This place is a hidden hotspot in Lodi, NJ. Beautiful interior, the club spent a lot on renovations in the past year, so it nearly resembles one of the finer NYC clubs.…

stopped by the club last friday, it was ok, as it's full nude hence it's BYOB too. a few girls were good. some were too pushy. got a good grind from a…

Had the chance to stop in. 5 girls when I got there and 1 other cust. 2 nice blonds, one was super cute and thin with pierced nether regions, the other was…

Do not go there for a bachelor party! The room was 6000 degrees.The manager was asked to turn on the AC like 10X. It was nice n cool on the main floor,…

Stopped by here just to try something different. Unfortunately I didn't know that nothing really happens until much later in the evening so even though they were open, the club was almost…

This is a BYOB club with a restaurant inside. There is a big square stage and the girls dance around and get naked for dollar tips. You get a pretty good view…

I've been to Harem twice over the course of the last year. The BYOB aspect of it means that there's always a cover, but that's easily offset if you're drinking.…

Certainly an average club. Some of the dancers are below par. But a few would titillate however, so it is hit or miss. I arrived closer to closing, so I…

Went to Harem with a few friends 2 months ago, I have to say this place is a waste, girls were mediocre at best and because it is BYOB (which is…

I went here for a bachelor party and had a great time -- neither I nor most of my compatriots were really strip club experts, and the girls were pretty low key,…

Well I went here Saturday night 5th may big night to party right? ehhh got here at 9 lil slow some beautiful woman all 7-9's no 10s at all. We brought ina…

Fellow reviewers it seems that the Harem is becoming my hot spot. Located on Rt 17 under the Rt 80 overpass, sharing the lot with Marty's Shoe store, once you find the…

The Harem is fine little place to stop by if you like a quiet place to chill. The night that I was there on Wedneday it was slow. Had just fine looking…