I have to preface my review...

I have to preface my review by stating that I prefer taking my time at the stage and watching the dancers perform before I decide whether I want a lap dance or not. With that in mind, I had just an abysmal visit to The Harem on Wednesday Evening.

There were 8 or 10 girls working, but none were actually dancing on the stage. One would sort of lounge toplessly (and semi bottomlessly) chatting with one guy or another seated stageside. No dancing was seen.

The other girls took turns sitting next to me and trying to strike up casual conversations. Now, I'm not averse to talking to a stripper, but are you really trying to cajole a VIP room trip ($180 for 15the minutes) by just talking? I was told "It would be the time of my life" by one "dancer". Uh.... no thanks, just waiting to see some dancers.