The Harem Reviews

Having been here a couple times it's always a crapshoot on the time you can have. Decided to visit around 2 am because it's the club open the latest in the area. 30 dollar...

Visited Sunday midnight. Large open parking lot and its free. Cover charge was $20. You can change singles while you pay your cover charge but there is $1 or $2 fee to change singles....

I've been here on and off over the years and as of now I think it's the worst club in north jersey, except for all the rest. Cover has gone up to $30...

The club is located just off route 80 about 8 miles from NYC and walking distance down the highway from the “Bada BIng”(sopranos) strip club , real name satin dolls. I grew up close...

Only had $90 on hand, but thought I'd check it out after class one day. Paid the cover (don't remember it) and bought two waters (at the time there was a 2 drink minimum)....

I've been a loyal patron in my former years as a single bachelor. I got a hall pass over holiday season, as my fiancee went back home for 3 weeks. Been maybe 4 years...

Had a follow up visit on a recent Friday night around 9 pm. TL:DR pretty much all latinas with big fake assets. Not many white girls, no AA or Asian. All...

Went to Harem on a Thursday night and paid $11 to get it because the guy saw my military ID. Parking lot is big and it's right next to a sex store. The inside...

The venue is dark and on the small side, borderline seedy which is how I prefer a lonely Sunday night in a strip club. I wouldn’t call it a dive bar but don’t go...

Strolled through on a Saturday night after hanging out with some of the guys. Friend recommended the place, so figured why not. It’s under a highway, so easy to miss the turn...

I got there at about 330 am just to take my mind off of things. I was immediately approached by "sky" who looked like she could be about 50 or so. I...

So it has been some time since I last visited this club and its always a bit of fun. The club is easy to find right off of Route 17, just make sure...

My 1st visit ever to the Harem. Cover charge is 30. I got there around 8p on a Saturday. Patted down and wanded upon entering. Stage is immediately in front of you when you enter...

I’ve had some good times here but also some horrible times. You walk in after paying $30 dollars! And you get attacked by an older ( mid 40’s maybe 50 lol) woman with an...

I’ve been here 15+ times. Cover charge for people under 21 is 35 on Friday and Saturday nights and 25 on the rest. The layout is basically a state with two poles,...

Went on 4th of July weekend and have not been to this place in a long time. Months if not longer. Pre-Covid this used to be a can't miss spot. Now my experience was...

Went here on a cold Friday night with my puff coat and they made me check it with my beanie. Cover is like $20 bucks but they got a military discount for like $11...

Place was meh, not great and not bad either. All avg looking chicks except one who reminds me of Harley Quinn from suicide squad. LD was 20$ and Vip was 200-300$. Try to get...

Lodi, NJ. Thursday night at around 1am. Right by Satin Dolls along I-80. Plenty of parking. There like a restaurant attached here to it. Cover was $20. Big black guy and skinny tall white...

I think I went one a Tuesday or Wednesday a couple weeks ago. Went in out of curiosity really. It doesn't fully advertise itself as a strip club until you go in. With...

After getting my second shot, needed to see some naked women live as I've not been to a club approximately 3 years. I used to frequent this place a LOT between 2012-14. ...

First off, on Friday at 7pm, the cover was $30. Whoa! That might be most I’ve ever paid to get into a club. Once inside, as mentioned is the stage which is surrounded by...

Went there with a few friends back in February place wasn't packed but there were a good amount of people so the three of us only had two spots we could all sit together...

Visited on a week day evening. I found the place to be clean and the sound system was also nice. The setup is a bit weird because you can only sit by the stage....

Girlfriend broke up with me, heart broken, oh well life moves on. Head to the strip club. The lot is is in this industrial area with a bunch of other stores in this complex,...