The Harem Reviews

This club has a cover so I paid the cover and found a seat at the stage. No sooner did I sit down than a cute girl named Dani came over. She quickly talked me into a private dance. I should have thought with my brain instead of my...

First time here on a recommendation. BYOB was nice but no hard liquor just beer wine and champagne. 20 cover mandatory coat check, leave your jacket in the car.
A few ugly broads walking around giving massages and a bit pushy about it to. No thank you to that.
When...

nothing special here. medium sized club, big bar, average looking girls, some decent, some not so much. No alcohol served, but you can bring in your own. some decent grinding, and girls may let you touch breasts at $20/dance, but almost all will let you touch breasts...

I got there around 11:30 on a Friday night, the club was nice and had a very nice variety of girls. They ranged from 7-9 all shapes and sizes. Drinks were on the pricey side but the girls on stage put on a very good show. Girls are not shy...

Alright, so this place wasn't one I was expecting much at. Got there about 6pm and the place looks like a mini-mall for perverts. Obviously, I immediately felt at home, but low expectations remained. Mandatory coat check at the door, get a wristband after paying the cover, bouncer gives you...

I went there pretty late one night on a weekday, so I can't say for how the place is when it's buzzing. However, to me, it seems like the only redeeming quality about this place is the fact that girls dance fully nude and it's 18+. The attractiveness of the...

This was my first time in the area and I found this place online and decided to stop in. First impression, bouncer very friendly and in good spirits. I had a couple of questions prior to entering and he had no problem answering and giving me the light of day....

Came here with my boys this pass Saturday .. came with a 48 pack of beer .. so we were there for a long time ..they have new girls in here.. this beautiful Cuban girl caught my eyes .. she was new and had a great body .. me and...

Last time I was here was about a year ago and it's basically the same as it's always been. Bouncer is very friendly and respectful. Got there around 9pm and it was semi-dead inside. Half the girls were the same ones I've seen a year ago and half were new....

Been a little over a year since my last visit. This is the latest I have ever been there - arrived about 11pm and stayed for about an hour.
No changes to the layout or decor.

It was busy but not packed and still a few seats available stageside. If...

I came here last Saturday with my buddy .. We had a 24 pack and went in .. $20 entrance fee and $5 for ice and a bucket .. They where girls everywhere .. Place was live .. Couple of guys where making it rain on this thick girl beautiful...

hey guy, a buddy of mine just started watching sopranos. i told him, i use to live by the actual club. but on the way i remembered that there was another club called harem next to it. so i told him we should go there i heard it was all...

i was told that this is the sister club of satin dolls down the road. o i stopped by a couple of hours after opening and stayed until about 10. spoke to a couple of regulars here and based on what they told me the laps here aren't that good...

BYOB, so even paying a cover charge you can enjoy just hanging out for a while and enjoy a few beers. If you go the weekend nights, usually can find a couple really good looking girls. others are OK, very quick to ask for a dance.. LD area...

Harem offers the best value in the area by far. It is BYOB and for the most part, you will get generous time on lap dances (depending on the girl). I have ran into a few girls looking to grab money quick, after 2-3 minutes they ask for another $20....

Decided to check out the place again to see if it was still good. I came later in the evening, so I had to pay the $20. They changed the club around a little. The lap dance room doesn't have that annoying guard at the entrance, so the...

This joint is in a strip mall in an easy to miss location. It is remarkable
because it is BYOB. You can bring beer or wine. This creates a much better
value than in other places where a large part of the budget is for booze.
The dancers averaged a 6-7 in looks...

I have never seen lights so bright in a LD room in my life. No privacy, and you are basically under outdoor flood lights in an open room with a bunch of chairs with a bunch of other dudes and their dancers. Bouncers watching, telling you not to touch. Worst...

I went with my friends on Saturday eveing. Minimum cover charge of $20. There were 2 dancers each song on the stage and few moving around. The dance on stage was great followed by private lap dance. After talking to a sweet lady went for a lap dance for $20....

Stopped in this time at 8:30 this time. I was to early the first time. The dancers really do not get here until past 8:00. Please note this place is only accessible southbound from Rt 17 and is very easy to drive right by the entrance. There in a dive...

Took a bit of a hiatus but decided to stop by on a Thursday night. I like this spot more than others since its BYOB and most of the staff is friendly and laid back. You can't check your phone in the club though so gotta be a little careful...

Stopped in on a Saturday evening. The club itself is in a mini mall type of complex. The entrance to parking lot is easy to miss. Once you find the lot, there is plenty of parking.

When you walk in the door you are greeted by a cashier...

This place is a BYOB strip club! Most places in Jersey you have to drink juice to see fully nude women so that part is good. Weekends after 10 there are lots of hot women and it’s packed. Sometimes I go during the week around 8 and at...

This place is totally hit or miss in my experience. It's either feast (with some of the most beautiful women I've ever seen) or absolute famine, with famine being about 2/3 of the times visited. This time it was famine.
I got there about 8PM, and was the only customer in...

Last Friday went to the harem with the crew around 10 pm .. Club was pack and strippers everywhere .. The club is nice parking available 20 fee to get in .. We brought a 24 pack and got ice bucket from them for 5 bucks .. The girl that...