Below Par

Hadn’t tried Harem in forever but made a split decision to drop in during the week. First NJ all nude club in a long time as well. Didn’t have time two grab some drinks before I got there but that was my fault-all nude NJ clubs are BRING YOUR OWN-and have covers to be paid at the door.

Too much packed into a little space. Chairs around the stage and off to the side along the walls-stage is right in the middle of the club. Not very high off he ground and no bar barrier (bar is in the back of the club) so you can get unblocked viewing and tipping during stage dances. I stayed for about 30 min and saw maybe 6 dancers before I took a blonde Rus back for a dance. Had two dances-room is communal but we happened to be the only one in there during our dances- and was told VIP was $180 for more a more hands-on dance which wasn’t sounding like a good deal to me.

Left sober and unsatisfied.