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Some Beach
2819 I- 410 Access Rd, San Antonio, TX 78230, USA*

Reviews

review
published 12 yrs ago
I went the other day to...
reviewed by
eldicko

5.0

I went the other day to this place, around 12pm. Only 1 dancer and no others to be seen for another our. No curves in the ladies whatsoever, all kinda chubby (and they kinda know…

review
published 12 yrs ago
The dancers ranged from 5-8 (8...
reviewed by
Goku31

5.7

The dancers ranged from 5-8 (8 being just 1 dancer). A couple of the waitresses were actually hotter than the majority of the dancers. I sat off in front of the DJ booth which provided…

review
published 12 yrs ago
I drove up to the place...
reviewed by
chempercman

5.3

I drove up to the place on a whim (clever name I guess) and the outside of the place looks a little junky but not too bad. The distrubing thing was the group of…

review
published 12 yrs ago
THE ABSOLUTE WORST CLUB SA HAS...
reviewed by
tuscl

4.0

THE ABSOLUTE WORST CLUB SA HAS TO OFFER!! This club is grungy and dirty (outside and in). the dancers are dirty as can be. you can take just about all of them home (though i…

review
published 13 yrs ago
. It was my...
reviewed by
txgun

7.0

. It was my first time at some beach me and my buddy found a table in a little section next to the 2nd stage. When we tipped the door girl she gave…

review
published 13 yrs ago
So I'm off early and go...
reviewed by
oshins

6.3

So I'm off early and go in about 4. Pay the cover $5 but get a free drink coupon. Never had been here before so I'm trying to get the lay of the land and…

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published 13 yrs ago
Been here a few times but...
reviewed by
Darian31

7.0

Been here a few times but definitely YMMV. This afternoon excursion was a ok visit. The dancer quality tends to be much better in the evening since most girls present were 6-7's.

Had…

review
published 13 yrs ago
I visited this club for the...
reviewed by
wrex

5.3

I visited this club for the first time around 8pm on a Saturday night. At least half of the very small parking lot is blocked off for valet only. However it has sort…

review
published 13 yrs ago
Stopped by on a Friday afternoon....
reviewed by
rb93720

6.3

Stopped by on a Friday afternoon. The talent was pretty decent - primarily latinas, with a mix of white, asian and black thrown in. Unlike other clubs there were no overweight dances and…

review
published 13 yrs ago
It wasn't until my third visit...
reviewed by
dirtysecrets

6.7

It wasn't until my third visit to Some Beach that I really began to have a good time. I'm a daytime club visitor, preferring it to be uncrowded and less noisy than the nighttime/weekend environment.…

review
published 13 yrs ago
Went here based on the reviews....
reviewed by
willielaxman

5.0

Went here based on the reviews. The exterior does not look like a strip club (actually, neither does the interior). Paid the $10 cover at the door and that was the highlight.…

review
published 13 yrs ago
Upon entry you are greeted by...
reviewed by
Thetroof

5.3

Upon entry you are greeted by an amazingly gorgeous door girl. Door Fee is $5, Not bad. The club is really dark, darker than Wesley Snipes. There is one main stage in the middle and…