Some Beach

San Antonio, Texas

Some Beach Reviews

• review

  12 years ago
  I went the other day to...

  I went the other day to this place, around 12pm. Only 1 dancer and no others to be seen for another our. No curves in the ladies whatsoever, all kinda chubby (and they kinda...
  eldicko
• review

  12 years ago
  The dancers ranged from 5-8 (8...

  The dancers ranged from 5-8 (8 being just 1 dancer). A couple of the waitresses were actually hotter than the majority of the dancers. I sat off in front of the DJ booth which...
  Goku31
• review

  12 years ago
  I drove up to the place...

  I drove up to the place on a whim (clever name I guess) and the outside of the place looks a little junky but not too bad. The distrubing thing was the group...
  chempercman

  Vacaville, CA
• review

  12 years ago
  THE ABSOLUTE WORST CLUB SA HAS...

  THE ABSOLUTE WORST CLUB SA HAS TO OFFER!! This club is grungy and dirty (outside and in). the dancers are dirty as can be. you can take just about all of them home (though...
  tuscl

  A catch-all account
• review

  12 years ago
  . It was my...

  . It was my first time at some beach me and my buddy found a table in a little section next to the 2nd stage. When we tipped the door girl she...
  txgun
• review

  13 years ago
  So I'm off early and go...

  So I'm off early and go in about 4. Pay the cover $5 but get a free drink coupon. Never had been here before so I'm trying to get the lay of the land...
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  oshins

  Tennessee
• review

  13 years ago
  Been here a few times but...

  Been here a few times but definitely YMMV. This afternoon excursion was a ok visit. The dancer quality tends to be much better in the evening since most girls present were 6-7's....
  Darian31
• review

  13 years ago
  I visited this club for the...

  I visited this club for the first time around 8pm on a Saturday night. At least half of the very small parking lot is blocked off for valet only. However it has...
  wrex
• review

  13 years ago
  Stopped by on a Friday afternoon....

  Stopped by on a Friday afternoon. The talent was pretty decent - primarily latinas, with a mix of white, asian and black thrown in. Unlike other clubs there were no overweight dances...
  rb93720

  Texas
• review

  13 years ago
  It wasn't until my third visit...

  It wasn't until my third visit to Some Beach that I really began to have a good time. I'm a daytime club visitor, preferring it to be uncrowded and less noisy than the nighttime/weekend...
  dirtysecrets

  Hypnotized by nipples
• review

  13 years ago
  Went here based on the reviews....

  Went here based on the reviews. The exterior does not look like a strip club (actually, neither does the interior). Paid the $10 cover at the door and that was the highlight....
  willielaxman

  Michigan
• review

  13 years ago
  Upon entry you are greeted by...

  Upon entry you are greeted by an amazingly gorgeous door girl. Door Fee is $5, Not bad. The club is really dark, darker than Wesley Snipes. There is one main stage in the middle...
  Thetroof
• review

  13 years ago
  Had some time to kill in...

  Had some time to kill in the afternoon and stopped by SB to check it out. Not a whole lot going on there but managed to meet H******d. I'd never seen her before. She...
  pinester

  California
• review

  13 years ago
  This was my first time at...

  This was my first time at a strip club ever, so excuse me if I sound like a total noob. This was pretty much the greatest experience of my life. 5 minutes in I...
  shaun
• review

  13 years ago
  In town on business decided to...

  In town on business decided to try this place out. I must say that I had to have hit an off night as far as dancers were concerned. Of the ones I could tell,...
  topmandd

  Michigan
• review

  13 years ago
  After a long day at a...

  After a long day at a conference nearby, I decided to drop by this club based on the recommendation of the bellman at the Marriott. He said I would have more fun here instead...
  DroidX

  Atlanta
• review

  13 years ago
  Ok - been awhile since I've...

  Ok - been awhile since I've done one of these so bear with me, guys. Now I'm a regular/"former-whale" at another club nearby but decided to look elsewhere for attention since I apparently...
  Chaozengine
• review

  13 years ago
  I was a regular at this...

  I was a regular at this place. the inside isn't so great, some new chairs and tables but for the most part it's just a little run down. The VIP areas are...
  oshins

  Tennessee
• review

  13 years ago
  Finally giave this place a try....

  Finally giave this place a try. It's a stones throw away from Sugar's and they advertise heavily so I think those two factors were the tipping points. Tried them out after work mid-week. when I...
  tententen
• review

  13 years ago
  This is an ok place. The...

  This is an ok place. The inside looks like they got the leftovers from a Kahunaville. There is an upstairs "VIP" that we didn't see, but there were a lot of girls coming and...
  Batman429
• review

  13 years ago
  I stopped in for a late...

  I stopped in for a late lunch. A co-worker recommended this place. He said it had a great steak deal. The steak special is $2.99 for a small steak and fries. For the...
  Jefferson

  Florida
• review

  13 years ago
  I visited this place on a...

  I visited this place on a Friday night which I typically never do as I usually go to clubs on weeknights. It is right next to Sugar's and apparently owned by the same...
  Mykalanjl0

  Michigan
• review

  14 years ago
  This club is one of many...

  This club is one of many owned by the same folks in SA. In fact, almost next door is another club, Sugar's, owned by the same people. This club is meant to...
  travelingguy

  Arizona