Some Beach
Closed
2819 I- 410 Access Rd, San Antonio, TX 78230, USA*
Reviews
Submit a ReviewI went the other day to...
I went the other day to this place, around 12pm. Only 1 dancer and no others to be seen for another our. No curves in the ladies whatsoever, all kinda chubby (and they kinda know…
eldicko
Dec 13, 2012, 12:00 AM
The dancers ranged from 5-8 (8...
The dancers ranged from 5-8 (8 being just 1 dancer). A couple of the waitresses were actually hotter than the majority of the dancers. I sat off in front of the DJ booth which provided…
Goku31
Aug 3, 2012, 12:00 AM
I drove up to the place...
I drove up to the place on a whim (clever name I guess) and the outside of the place looks a little junky but not too bad. The distrubing thing was the group of…
chempercman
Jul 5, 2012, 12:00 AM
THE ABSOLUTE WORST CLUB SA HAS...
THE ABSOLUTE WORST CLUB SA HAS TO OFFER!! This club is grungy and dirty (outside and in). the dancers are dirty as can be. you can take just about all of them home (though i…
tuscl
Jul 3, 2012, 12:00 AM
. It was my...
. It was my first time at some beach me and my buddy found a table in a little section next to the 2nd stage. When we tipped the door girl she gave…
txgun
May 20, 2012, 12:00 AM
So I'm off early and go...
So I'm off early and go in about 4. Pay the cover $5 but get a free drink coupon. Never had been here before so I'm trying to get the lay of the land and…
2 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(oshins)
oshins
May 9, 2012, 12:00 AM
Been here a few times but...
Been here a few times but definitely YMMV. This afternoon excursion was a ok visit. The dancer quality tends to be much better in the evening since most girls present were 6-7's.
Had…
Darian31
Feb 26, 2012, 12:00 AM
I visited this club for the...
I visited this club for the first time around 8pm on a Saturday night. At least half of the very small parking lot is blocked off for valet only. However it has sort…
wrex
Feb 19, 2012, 12:00 AM
Stopped by on a Friday afternoon....
Stopped by on a Friday afternoon. The talent was pretty decent - primarily latinas, with a mix of white, asian and black thrown in. Unlike other clubs there were no overweight dances and…
rb93720
Feb 12, 2012, 12:00 AM
It wasn't until my third visit...
It wasn't until my third visit to Some Beach that I really began to have a good time. I'm a daytime club visitor, preferring it to be uncrowded and less noisy than the nighttime/weekend environment.…
dirtysecrets
Feb 9, 2012, 12:00 AM
Went here based on the reviews....
Went here based on the reviews. The exterior does not look like a strip club (actually, neither does the interior). Paid the $10 cover at the door and that was the highlight.…
willielaxman
Jan 31, 2012, 12:00 AM
Upon entry you are greeted by...
Upon entry you are greeted by an amazingly gorgeous door girl. Door Fee is $5, Not bad. The club is really dark, darker than Wesley Snipes. There is one main stage in the middle and…
Thetroof
Jan 9, 2012, 12:00 AM


