Some Beach
Closed
2819 I- 410 Access Rd, San Antonio, TX 78230, USA*
Reviews
Submit a ReviewI went the other day to...
I went the other day to this place, around 12pm. Only 1 dancer and no others to be seen for another our. No curves in the ladies whatsoever, all kinda chubby (and they kinda know…
eldicko
Dec 13, 2012, 12:00 AM
The dancers ranged from 5-8 (8...
The dancers ranged from 5-8 (8 being just 1 dancer). A couple of the waitresses were actually hotter than the majority of the dancers. I sat off in front of the DJ booth which provided…
Goku31
Aug 3, 2012, 12:00 AM
I drove up to the place...
I drove up to the place on a whim (clever name I guess) and the outside of the place looks a little junky but not too bad. The distrubing thing was the group of…
chempercman
Jul 5, 2012, 12:00 AM
THE ABSOLUTE WORST CLUB SA HAS...
THE ABSOLUTE WORST CLUB SA HAS TO OFFER!! This club is grungy and dirty (outside and in). the dancers are dirty as can be. you can take just about all of them home (though i…
tuscl
Jul 3, 2012, 12:00 AM
. It was my...
. It was my first time at some beach me and my buddy found a table in a little section next to the 2nd stage. When we tipped the door girl she gave…
txgun
May 20, 2012, 12:00 AM
So I'm off early and go...
So I'm off early and go in about 4. Pay the cover $5 but get a free drink coupon. Never had been here before so I'm trying to get the lay of the land and…
2 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(oshins)
oshins
May 9, 2012, 12:00 AM
Been here a few times but...
Been here a few times but definitely YMMV. This afternoon excursion was a ok visit. The dancer quality tends to be much better in the evening since most girls present were 6-7's.
Had…
Darian31
Feb 26, 2012, 12:00 AM
I visited this club for the...
I visited this club for the first time around 8pm on a Saturday night. At least half of the very small parking lot is blocked off for valet only. However it has sort…
wrex
Feb 19, 2012, 12:00 AM
Stopped by on a Friday afternoon....
Stopped by on a Friday afternoon. The talent was pretty decent - primarily latinas, with a mix of white, asian and black thrown in. Unlike other clubs there were no overweight dances and…
rb93720
Feb 12, 2012, 12:00 AM
It wasn't until my third visit...
It wasn't until my third visit to Some Beach that I really began to have a good time. I'm a daytime club visitor, preferring it to be uncrowded and less noisy than the nighttime/weekend environment.…
dirtysecrets
Feb 9, 2012, 12:00 AM
Went here based on the reviews....
Went here based on the reviews. The exterior does not look like a strip club (actually, neither does the interior). Paid the $10 cover at the door and that was the highlight.…
willielaxman
Jan 31, 2012, 12:00 AM
Upon entry you are greeted by...
Upon entry you are greeted by an amazingly gorgeous door girl. Door Fee is $5, Not bad. The club is really dark, darker than Wesley Snipes. There is one main stage in the middle and…
Thetroof
Jan 9, 2012, 12:00 AM
Had some time to kill in...
Had some time to kill in the afternoon and stopped by SB to check it out. Not a whole lot going on there but managed to meet H******d. I'd never seen her before. She sat…
pinester
Jan 4, 2012, 12:00 AM
This was my first time at...
This was my first time at a strip club ever, so excuse me if I sound like a total noob. This was pretty much the greatest experience of my life. 5 minutes in I was…
shaun
Dec 18, 2011, 12:00 AM
In town on business decided to...
In town on business decided to try this place out. I must say that I had to have hit an off night as far as dancers were concerned. Of the ones I could tell, looked…
topmandd
Nov 16, 2011, 12:00 AM
After a long day at a...
After a long day at a conference nearby, I decided to drop by this club based on the recommendation of the bellman at the Marriott. He said I would have more fun here instead of…
DroidX
Nov 12, 2011, 12:00 AM
Ok - been awhile since I've...
Ok - been awhile since I've done one of these so bear with me, guys. Now I'm a regular/"former-whale" at another club nearby but decided to look elsewhere for attention since I apparently wasn't…
Chaozengine
Oct 22, 2011, 12:00 AM
I was a regular at this...
I was a regular at this place. the inside isn't so great, some new chairs and tables but for the most part it's just a little run down. The VIP areas are so…
oshins
Oct 12, 2011, 12:00 AM
Finally giave this place a try....
Finally giave this place a try. It's a stones throw away from Sugar's and they advertise heavily so I think those two factors were the tipping points.
Tried them out after work mid-week. when I got…
tententen
Aug 21, 2011, 12:00 AM
This is an ok place. The...
This is an ok place. The inside looks like they got the leftovers from a Kahunaville. There is an upstairs "VIP" that we didn't see, but there were a lot of girls coming and going…
Batman429
Aug 8, 2011, 12:00 AM
I stopped in for a late...
I stopped in for a late lunch. A co-worker recommended this place. He said it had a great steak deal. The steak special is $2.99 for a small steak and fries. For the price,…
Jefferson
Aug 6, 2011, 12:00 AM
I visited this place on a...
I visited this place on a Friday night which I typically never do as I usually go to clubs on weeknights. It is right next to Sugar's and apparently owned by the same folks.…
Mykalanjl0
Jun 26, 2011, 12:00 AM
This club is one of many...
This club is one of many owned by the same folks in SA. In fact, almost next door is another club, Sugar's, owned by the same people. This club is meant to have…
travelingguy
Jan 25, 2011, 12:00 AM


