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Some Beach

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sun-fri:11am-2am; sat noon-2am
Lap Dance Cost: 20 Avg. Drink Cost: 8 Cover Day: 0 Cover Night: 10 Alcohol, Bottle Service, BYOB, Juice Bar, Food, Non-Smoking, DJ, Bikini Lap Dances, Topless Lap Dances, Nude Lap Dances, Private Lap Dance Rooms, Couple Friendly, VIP Room, Membership Club
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2819 I- 410 Access Rd, San Antonio, TX 78230, USA*

eldicko

published

12 yrs ago

5.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 4Value: 6

I went the other day to this place, around 12pm. Only 1 dancer and no others to be seen for another our. No curves in the ladies whatsoever, all kinda chubby (and…

Day: Monday

Time: Morning

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Some Beach

2819 I- 410 Access Rd, San Antonio, TX 78230, USA*

Goku31

published

12 yrs ago

5.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 6Value: 5

The dancers ranged from 5-8 (8 being just 1 dancer). A couple of the waitresses were actually hotter than the majority of the dancers. I sat off in front of the DJ…

Day: Saturday

Time: After Midnight

Dancers: Not Provided

Spent: Not Provided

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Some Beach

2819 I- 410 Access Rd, San Antonio, TX 78230, USA*

chempercman

published

12 yrs ago

5.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 4Club: 4Value: 8

I drove up to the place on a whim (clever name I guess) and the outside of the place looks a little junky but not too bad. The distrubing thing was…

Day: Thursday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Some Beach

2819 I- 410 Access Rd, San Antonio, TX 78230, USA*

tuscl

published

12 yrs ago

4.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 1Club: 1Value: 10

THE ABSOLUTE WORST CLUB SA HAS TO OFFER!! This club is grungy and dirty (outside and in). the dancers are dirty as can be. you can take just about all of them…

Day: Not Provided

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Some Beach

2819 I- 410 Access Rd, San Antonio, TX 78230, USA*

txgun

published

12 yrs ago

7.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 7Value: 7

. It was my first time at some beach me and my buddy found a table in a little section next to the 2nd stage. When we tipped the door…

Day: Wednesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Some Beach

2819 I- 410 Access Rd, San Antonio, TX 78230, USA*

oshins

published

12 yrs ago

6.3(2 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 5Value: 8

So I'm off early and go in about 4. Pay the cover $5 but get a free drink coupon. Never had been here before so I'm trying to get the lay of…

Day: Wednesday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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2819 I- 410 Access Rd, San Antonio, TX 78230, USA*

Darian31

published

13 yrs ago

7.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 7Value: 8

Been here a few times but definitely YMMV. This afternoon excursion was a ok visit. The dancer quality tends to be much better in the evening since most girls present…

Day: Thursday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: 6-10

Spent: Not Provided

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2819 I- 410 Access Rd, San Antonio, TX 78230, USA*

wrex

published

13 yrs ago

5.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 5Value: 6

I visited this club for the first time around 8pm on a Saturday night. At least half of the very small parking lot is blocked off for valet only. However…

Day: Saturday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Some Beach

2819 I- 410 Access Rd, San Antonio, TX 78230, USA*

rb93720

published

13 yrs ago

6.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 6Value: 6

Stopped by on a Friday afternoon. The talent was pretty decent - primarily latinas, with a mix of white, asian and black thrown in. Unlike other clubs there were no…

Day: Friday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: 6-10

Spent: Not Provided

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Some Beach

2819 I- 410 Access Rd, San Antonio, TX 78230, USA*

dirtysecrets

published

13 yrs ago

6.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 7Value: 6

It wasn't until my third visit to Some Beach that I really began to have a good time. I'm a daytime club visitor, preferring it to be uncrowded and less noisy than…

Day: Monday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Some Beach

2819 I- 410 Access Rd, San Antonio, TX 78230, USA*

willielaxman

published

13 yrs ago

5.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 4Club: 5Value: 6

Went here based on the reviews. The exterior does not look like a strip club (actually, neither does the interior). Paid the $10 cover at the door and that was…

Day: Tuesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Not Provided

Spent: Not Provided

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2819 I- 410 Access Rd, San Antonio, TX 78230, USA*

Thetroof

published

13 yrs ago

5.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 3Club: 7Value: 6

Upon entry you are greeted by an amazingly gorgeous door girl. Door Fee is $5, Not bad. The club is really dark, darker than Wesley Snipes. There is one main stage in…

Day: Friday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: 6-10

Spent: Not Provided

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Some Beach

2819 I- 410 Access Rd, San Antonio, TX 78230, USA*

pinester

published

13 yrs ago

7.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 7Value: 8

Had some time to kill in the afternoon and stopped by SB to check it out. Not a whole lot going on there but managed to meet H******d. I'd never seen her…

Day: Sunday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: 6-10

Spent: Not Provided

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Some Beach

2819 I- 410 Access Rd, San Antonio, TX 78230, USA*

shaun

published

13 yrs ago

7.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 8Club: 6Value: 8

This was my first time at a strip club ever, so excuse me if I sound like a total noob. This was pretty much the greatest experience of my life. 5 minutes…

Day: Saturday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Some Beach

2819 I- 410 Access Rd, San Antonio, TX 78230, USA*

topmandd

published

13 yrs ago

4.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 4Club: 5Value: 5

In town on business decided to try this place out. I must say that I had to have hit an off night as far as dancers were concerned. Of the ones I…

Day: Tuesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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2819 I- 410 Access Rd, San Antonio, TX 78230, USA*

DroidX

published

13 yrs ago

6.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 7Value: 7

After a long day at a conference nearby, I decided to drop by this club based on the recommendation of the bellman at the Marriott. He said I would have more fun…

Day: Thursday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: 6-10

Spent: Not Provided

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Some Beach

2819 I- 410 Access Rd, San Antonio, TX 78230, USA*

Chaozengine

published

13 yrs ago

7.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 6Value: 8

Ok - been awhile since I've done one of these so bear with me, guys. Now I'm a regular/"former-whale" at another club nearby but decided to look elsewhere for attention since…

Day: Saturday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Some Beach

2819 I- 410 Access Rd, San Antonio, TX 78230, USA*

oshins

published

13 yrs ago

7.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 5Value: 9

I was a regular at this place. the inside isn't so great, some new chairs and tables but for the most part it's just a little run down. The VIP…

Day: Wednesday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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2819 I- 410 Access Rd, San Antonio, TX 78230, USA*

tententen

published

13 yrs ago

4.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 4Club: 5Value: 4

Finally giave this place a try. It's a stones throw away from Sugar's and they advertise heavily so I think those two factors were the tipping points. Tried them out after work mid-week.…

Day: Thursday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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2819 I- 410 Access Rd, San Antonio, TX 78230, USA*

Batman429

published

13 yrs ago

6.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 7Value: 6

This is an ok place. The inside looks like they got the leftovers from a Kahunaville. There is an upstairs "VIP" that we didn't see, but there were a lot of girls…

Day: Wednesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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2819 I- 410 Access Rd, San Antonio, TX 78230, USA*

Jefferson

published

13 yrs ago

7.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 8Value: 7

I stopped in for a late lunch. A co-worker recommended this place. He said it had a great steak deal. The steak special is $2.99 for a small steak and fries.…

Day: Thursday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: 11-25

Spent: Not Provided

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2819 I- 410 Access Rd, San Antonio, TX 78230, USA*

Mykalanjl0

published

13 yrs ago

6.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 4Club: 6Value: 8

I visited this place on a Friday night which I typically never do as I usually go to clubs on weeknights. It is right next to Sugar's and apparently owned by…

Day: Friday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Some Beach

2819 I- 410 Access Rd, San Antonio, TX 78230, USA*

travelingguy

published

14 yrs ago

6.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 6Value: 7

This club is one of many owned by the same folks in SA. In fact, almost next door is another club, Sugar's, owned by the same people. This club is…

Day: Monday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided