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I came here shortly after it opened and had some time to kill in Amsterdam. $10 cover and not really any security. As you walk in there’s a bar immediately to your left and another bar area that was not being utilized further down. This is a tiny place and the girls stay upstairs until they come down to dance on the bar and do their set. Two girls at a time three songs on the bar. Typically top comes off after the first song bottoms come off after the second. They walk across the bar asking if you wanna dance. I sat at the bar and ordered a water. I paid with €10 I believe it was six but the two euro change the bartender placed on her exposed breasts implying that I could give them to her as a tip. I said fine as I appreciate the fact that she is exposed. There were about eight dancers working on Monday night. No one dropped dead gorgeous but a couple that were worth getting dances from. I like the variety so I got dances from nearly everyone. The dances are one song and pretty quick and they are done right there at the bar in your barstool, so a little bit awkward But all of the dancers allowed touching up top. But verify first. There was one girl who when I asked if there was touching up top said no, so I skipped her. I noticed she didn’t give any dances the entire night likely because of that restriction. Overall, it’s a decent option but if you’re looking for something more, you got the red light district close by.

La Vie en Proost is a club located a block over from the main RLD street. Cover was $10 with an additional one-drink minimum. A bottle of water was $7.50. Change from my $10 was expected as a tip for the bartender's boobs, which were out. The club was a single small room with one straight bar and then a U-shaped bar in the back. Each had round stools fixed to the floor for seating. There were enough bar seats for maybe 15 patrons, and no other seating. The dancers performed on the bar tops walking and dancing a bit while removing their outfits. They were thin and fit, except for one curvy one. Most ended up at least briefly nude, though a few only got topless. Dancers asked to provide dances as they moved along the bar top. Dances were $20/song and performed right at the stool. The space was very cramped and awkward. The dancers got down into my lap for a very minor grind and sort of moving around. Halfway through they'd turn around. General fondling of T&A was allowed. No one mentioned the possibility of private dances. La Vie en Proost was the strip club I liked the least of those I tried in Amsterdam (the others being Hospital Bar and Bonton). There wasn't anything particularly wrong with it, but it was the smallest of three small clubs, had the least seating, and the most awkward dances. I wouldn't bother returning.

Staff is super friendly and cover is 10 bucks. Bartenders are topless and creative at getting tips by using coins to stick to their nipples. Beer cost 8 euros and if you pay with 10s they will use the euro coins. The girls dance typically 2 at a time.There are several girls walking around that you can buy drinks for and they push mini champagne bottles for 50 euros if you want to chat with the girls. Lot of older women but very good at what they do. They will go around the bar asking for a lap dance it's 20 euros for a dance and encouraged to leave a tip. They basically ride you in the bar seat and each routine ends with their ass in your face. This is a full nude bar and each dance will intro with the girl spreading her legs for you before she provides. It's full contact, but will likely not touch your junk with their hands. I like milfs and there was a Spanish and eastern European girls. Go after 9 or 10 will fill up before 8 it's dead girls won't dance much and they won't alternate girls mainly due to the bar being empty. It is a block away from the red light district so if you wanted to finish the job you can walk out Did not have a VIP section.

Please note this is place has a bar set-up and close to the red light district which means alot of tourists are there. Some only to “take a look” and not exactly customers. The vibe is all good though. Imagine two bars, one long with about 12 seats and another U shaped about 8 seats. The ladies will walk around and 1-2 walking on the tables offering table dance. We were there around midnight and the place became packed. The ladies serving the bar are fund, give them a little tip and they will be happy. Some guys refused to tip and got aweful treatment afterwards. Mostly single guys, about 3 couples when we were there. Dont expect nice comfortable seats! Dances and drinks are rather cheap there in comparison with other places.

Small club in Amsterdam, basically just a bar and a row of seats along the wall. Dancers are all on the bar top. Grabbing tits and ass allowed and encouraged, the first thing the dancer did was take my hands and put them straight on her tits. 25 euro cover charge which includes a dance ticket. Mandatory 7 euro drink upon sitting down. Additional dances 20 euros. I'd rate the chicks a solid 7, their ages definitely lean older though, so MILFs should be your thing if you decide to come here.

I liked it anyway. I understand why many would not, as it is heavily populated by MILFs. Even at 30, the girls are better than half my age and I do like them to be over 30, as it is pretty dull being with a girl who is physically close but has a cultural divide. (Not a good thing.) I went twice, on a Wednesday and a Thursday. Wednesday I was there about 7:00. Thursday I was there about 9:00. Very different experiences. Of note, the RLD itself has seriously declined in talent. I was here six years ago and there were lots of girls to choose from. This time many windows were vacant and with For Rent signs. (I wrote an article on the Red Light windows, but apparently the system does not allow the publication of articles at this time.) There are two bars. When I first entered, only one of them was tended. A couple of mongers chose to hang at that bar, apparently discussing some business transaction. Later an attractive blond tended the bar with her boobs on display. In the past, you could walk down the alley and there would be windows with girls on the right side. This time all the windows were closed. I went in the door before the club and there was a number of windows/girls in a loop around the building. It was very dark and they were fairly aggressive, standing outside of their rooms and reaching out to passersby. I moved through there fairly quickly. I went to the entry and the guy taking the cover was rather gruff, and made grunts like he wasn’t going to let me in. I said, “OH. I thought this was a bar.” Maybe he thought that since I had done the lap around the inside hall that I was looking for more. He said, “It is a strip bar.” I paid the 5E and went in, figuring it is a small investment. There were about six other mongers and eight girls. The bartender (Natalia as I recall) was 44 years old, but had the DDD boobs of a 20-year-old. Couldn’t tell if they were real or not, but she had a nice body, despite her face betraying her age. She was very personable, and pushed drinks as you can imagine. I think I paid 8E or 12E for a JD rocks. The girls dance two at a time on the bar. For 20E they will drop into your lap for about the length of a song. Didn’t feel like I was rushed. The girls that I had spoken to before they went up on the bar would hang a little longer with me. Niki approached and sat next to me. DD boobs, 36-years-old, brunette, with a 6 body and 8 face. The bartender asked if I wanted to buy her a drink. I asked what it would cost, and she provided a menu. Lady drinks start at 50E and go up in the hundreds, which is far too steep, but I was on vacation. The drink was a split of Champaign. that she nursed while chatting me up. She was sweet and I was still learning the process. Turned out that Niki was an International Law student in her final year. Dark hair, 36 years old, Dutch, with an 8 face and a 6 body (baby damage from her now 4-year-old). I thought about the studies being SS, but the more she told me about it, the more it seemed to be true. She does pro bono work for immigrants and described the situation in Europe. (They are not handling the issue much better than we are.) I thought there would be a private dance area, but I was wrong. The girls strip down while dancing on the bar and if you want a dance, they drop down from the bar into your lap. Likely the girls on the floor would give lap dances, but I didn’t see any do so and I didn’t ask. I got a couple of dances from girls that were thick and were in their 30s. They were fun and provided good contact for my 20Es. The seemed to be experts at positioning themselves such at a certain desirable lower body part was not accessible. Thursday night I went back, after a failed lap around the windows. I didn’t mind not getting laid, as I had had some success the night before and still had options. (Get the administrators to fix the article feature of this forum if you want details.) This time things were much busier. Shortly after I arrived, the bar filled, the second bar was opened and filled, and the far wall was shoulder-to-shoulder. Seemed to be a large ebb and flow, as groups of mongers would drift in and out. The girls would give the patrons at the bar first choice, then if nobody tied them up, they made a pass along the back wall and the second bar trying to get a little action. The advertisements say that lap dances start at 10E topless, but that is a lie. Topless or nude, the girls wanted 20E. There was lots and lots of physical contact allowed. Sonya was a Polish 23-year-old who had been in the country about six months. Despite her youth, she was on the thick side, with nice natural boobs and butt. She was very personable and I bought her the 50E split. Met a German who was traveling for work. A VP of Operations and Safety for his company. Never did say what that company was. We chatted for a good half hour, most of which he spent complaining about his English (which was actually very good). He bought a pretty, (artificial) busty, dark skinned girl a split. Probably the only 9 in the place. They chatted for a while and she drifted off. Later during her bar/stage set, Sonya asked my why I had not gotten any dances from her. I said, you still have too many clothes on. She smirked and propositioned other mongers, losing garments along the way. When she was naked, she came back to me and I got a dance from her. None of the girls asked me for more than one dance. Since there is zero privacy (or if there was a private space, I was not informed), I had my hands full with just one. When I turned down girls for drinks or dances, they were cool about it; no storming off in a huff. Most of the other girls were in their 30 (by my guess). Lots of 6s. Maybe a few would crack the 7 barrier, but the lighting was flattering and likely hiding flaws. The music was loud, but one could have a conversation at a modest level. The place was clean. The toilets worked, but I think it was 1E to use them. A rather unattractive woman sits in the hall by the door and collects the fees. The lady drink prices are horribly steep. OTOH, a 50E split gave you a lady’s attention for about 20 minutes, so if you are looking for conversation with a half-naked woman, it is a fair price. I don’t know if buying a more expensive drink got you farther or more time, but the next step up was 150E as I recall, and I wasn’t going to put down that kind of money without getting more for my Euros. Would I go back? Sure. Wouldn't make a special trip, but it is a good place to kill time between the wham-bam window girls.

I have reviewed this club before on a previous visit to Amsterdam. Read my previous review for full details, but basically girls dance on the bar and if you pay for a lap dance you get a lap dance. Basically the girl climbs down from the bar onto you lap. Touching of tits and bum is usually allowed but not pussy. It's better than any dance you will legally get in the UK (where I live). There is at least one UK venue where girls will push the boundries and you WILL get a better dance than here, but I'm not gonna name it here because they could be closed down in an instant if the local council found out. A few things have changed since my last visit four years ago. Firstly they are now open from 3.00 in the afternoon on Friday and Saturday. Previously they didn't open until 8.00 at night, every night. Secondly all lap dances now seem to be 20 Euros. Previously it was 10 if the girl was topless and 20 if she was stripped off fully to the naughty naked nude. This means you might as well wait until she is naked. I attended in the late afternoon after fucking a nearby red light window girl. I stayed about two hours and had one dance with a mind blowingly stunning Dutch blonde. I had my hands on her tits pretty much the whole time with no complaints from her! I always watch to see what girls allow other guys to do before going for a dance because you do get the occasional one who doesn't allow touching. There were only about 5 or 6 girls working, they were about half and half stunning or not so much. None of them were overly pesty about having a dance. They all easily took no for an answer. There would be a lot more girls working at night. Punters came and went. At times it was busy and other times there was just me and one or two others. A big stag party touring the red light district can come in and pretty much fill the place. There also seems to be no door charge in the afternoon, (it's 5 Euros at night). The door man did make me take my baseball cap off. Drink prices are what slightly spoils this venue though. 12 Euros for a large beer! I guess that's how they make their money though. I also discovered that they have another branch elsewhere in Amsterdam out of the red light district. I visited it the next day so hope to review it as I have submitted it to be added to this web site.

Trying to find this place was a mission already. Finally walked down a narrow alley bumping into people along the way and saw the sign and walked into the door way on the right and door guy said "5 EUROs". Paid the 5 EUROs and walked into a "RAVE". The Bar, because it was pretty much a BAR with one stripper poles on each end of the bar, was RAMMED like a RAVE PARTY back in my heyday. Two Dancers dancing at the same time and a sea of men standing with nowhere to sit. Sad! Anyways, I had to pee, so I pushed my way through to the opposite side of the entrance for the bathroom which had a fugly chick manning the cover for the bathroom. WOW. Gave the donation and pee'd and tried to push my way to the bar, but nobody was moving. So I decided to leave rather than get more disappointed than I already was. Though, at one point, there was a dancer on the bar who looked a little like Kate Upton (solid 8) with the same features, but that was the only light in this dark and miserable place. But I guess, you get what do pay for.

I visited La Vie en Proost again on Easter weekend, this time two buddies came with me. For a detailed layout of the club see my review from Easter weekend of last year(2016). Nothing has really changed except maybe a few different dancers, Oh Yah…the price to use the bathroom went up to one full euro(use to be .50 euro). The bar tender at the smaller bar is still pushing for tips and trying to get people to buy the girls champagne. There isn’t enough room to move around when it gets crowed because the place is so small. One this trip I didn’t interact with a lot of the girls like I did the last time I was there, I just wasn’t filling it in the atmosphere. We were there two nights and I left earlier than my buddies did both nights. One reason why I left early one of the nights was because one of the girls sat down beside me and started a conversation, which was fine, but when she found out I was an American she started talking US politics. I’m out with friends trying to have fun I don’t want to have a debate about politics/religion, especially from someone who doesn’t even have the right to vote in the “Good Ole’ US of A”. One dancer ripped my buddy off. She charged him 30 euro for a 20 euro dance. I don’t know her name but she was the only black dancer there and she has big tits so be aware if you come across her. Other than that incident my buddies seem to have an okay opinion of the place, could live with it or could live without it. -Peace

To be honest, this place wasn't as good as I thought. €5 cover, but one drink minimum, and drinks are criminally expensive. My whiskey coke was €16.50. Overheard someone else order a shot of Jager. €18.50. All dances are done on the bar and private dances are done at your seat at the bar, so no real room for a good grind and zero privacy. There's like 10 bar seats and the place gets crowded so everyone's watching you if you get a dance. Dances are cheap. €10 panties on. €20 panties off. However, they are short as fuck. As in half a song. You are encouraged to touch but you can get that at many places. Honestly I'd skip this place. The girls are attractive and diverse, but the dances thing and the drinks thing really turned me off.

Prices not too bad in this club, approximately 5 Euro to enter and 6 or 7 Euro per beer. That being said, girls were beautiful, probably eastern European. The club itself is fairly small, kind of a hole-in-the-wall type of feel. I would go again with friends, but if going alone would probably just hit up a window along the way. Dances would not be private, just sitting at your bar stool. I would prefer that the club have a VIP room for dances. Perhaps they would but I didn't stay long enough to find out. Also wish that this club would open earlier. It opened at 8 pm, but would prefer a little earlier opening for post-dinner drink and view.

La Vie en Prost is a strip bar in the Amsterdam red light district. It has a 5 Euro cover charge (at least in the late PM when I visited), and beers are 6 Euros .. not unreasonable. Inside there is a bar area, rather crowded, and a stage with 2 or 3 girls dancing in front of bar stools with close-up drinkers. The girls move through a series of numbers, in increasing undress until naked. Generally in the 7-8 range. The idea is that the punters in front pay the girls and then they will come up close, and even jump onto the guy and do a quick lap dance. Normal lap dances are 10 Euros dressed and 20 Euros naked. I did not try this, as I had other ideas – see later. A nice touch – the barmaids are topless, actually with a top that they pull down below their tits. Actually, I thought them cuter than the dancers. The club is in a narrow alley, right next to an entry which opens up into a covered area with a series of rooms around it, each with a bed and a girl (if the curtains are not drawn). The girls stand and the door and try to entice you in. Again, 7-8 range. It’s rather like the window shopping in the street, but to me rather more pleasant as there is some privacy for the essential discussion with the girls. The going rate is 50 Euros for a ‘suck and fuck’, which will take 10-15 minutes or so. More time or more services extra. To my view, much better value than the club: best plan, have a couple of beers in the club, then hit the alley.