Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S
Seattle, WA 98108
Reviews
Submit a ReviewGoodtime
So I go to Seahawk game. I have good time. Seahawks beat Chief! Ok!
So I drink to many beer. I feel good. I drunk.
So I get uber and go to Kitten.
I pay 10$ to get…
1 commentslast: 9 mos ago(MikieR)
Coronalime
Aug 27, 2025, 1:10 AM
Afternoon Fun
Nothing new on the outside, lots of room to park. on a very bright day. Walked in about 3pm, usual routine, other than a guy took my entry fee at the door, $5 cover…
froggy2
Aug 23, 2025, 1:27 AM
Crazy bang for the buck
Girls were very nice and not at all pushy. Walked in, was immediately asked to remove my hat... it's been a while since I visited a club and I totally forgot the dress code....
Got…
1 commentslast: 9 mos ago(unclewillSea)
tuscl
Aug 17, 2025, 2:03 PM
Happy unplanned visit
This club has been my go to club of late. Not just because I happen to be assigned work projects in the area, but because I've had very good dances at this club.
Anyways, I…
1 commentslast: 9 mos ago(unclewillSea)
Rotorooter1
Aug 15, 2025, 2:38 AM
Good First visit
Arrived Tuesday 7ish first time to the club. Walked in and was greeted by the velvet rope and was given the rundown by the attendant. $10 to get in all nude no alcohol $8.50…
1 commentslast: 9 mos ago(unclewillSea)
dickdart
Aug 14, 2025, 11:25 PM
Happy Reunion
To be honest come up this club rarely interests me. It’s in one of the oldest neighborhoods in Seattle. Area is a little rough and industrial; not my thing. And most the time when I’m…
5 commentslast: 9 mos ago(tygar)
the mighty quinn
Aug 7, 2025, 2:21 PM
Monday
Decided to drop by Kittens on my way into town. Parking lot had a dozen or so cars and the line up stated around 8 or so girls working. Paid the happy hour…
1 commentslast: 9 mos ago(unclewillSea)
509bad
Aug 6, 2025, 2:30 PM
Stress relief after dealing with SEATAC
I arrived at Kittens after a long flight into Seattle. If anyone's flown through SEATAC, they know it's always a mess. The bouncer did a quick pat down and then let me in.…
1 commentslast: 9 mos ago(Rightfield)
flod
Aug 4, 2025, 5:11 PM
Maybe time to switch allegiance?
First visit since last winter and I continue to be surprised. Historically a club with way too many aggressive ROBs, it now has new talent and great value for the dollar. Visited mid-week,…
1 commentslast: 10 mos ago(MikieR)
frogland
Jul 30, 2025, 7:36 PM
What We’ve Come To Expect
Our flight into Seattle was delayed and we arrived too late to start working, but not too early to hit the Dog House for drinks and Kittens for some entertainment. So, we headed the…
1 commentslast: 10 mos ago(unclewillSea)
bluize
Jul 19, 2025, 4:14 AM
Kittens on a hot Thursday afternoon.
Swung by after some plans got cancelled. I have not been to an establishment of this nature in literally decades but I was impressed with the facility. New paint, bathrooms clean, all the…
4 commentslast: 10 mos ago(MikieR)
Ruiner36
Jul 19, 2025, 2:23 AM
Went like I expected
Stopped in a Thursday afternoon last month coming straight from SeaTac. Went to the bar next door first and had a burger and a beer before coming over. Meal was decent.
This was roughly 1…
Anthony 65
Jul 14, 2025, 3:02 PM
Kittens might be the best in seattle?
The amazing thing about this club is they have a great Day shift! There are decent girls during the day time as well. Usually about 5-7 dancers from 10-4pm. More girls start rolling in after…
5 commentslast: 10 mos ago(2cute4u)
2cute4u
Jul 14, 2025, 9:42 AM
One and done night
I happen to be in the area after meeting up with some friends so I said what the heck, I think I’ll peek in a bit and see what’s happening. It was early evening on…
3 commentslast: 10 mos ago(FLAP3000)
Rotorooter1
Jul 13, 2025, 2:21 PM
Average Evening on the 4th
Kittens Cabaret is the club in the south end of Seattle. My 4th of July plans were nearby so I decided to visit around 10pm that evening. I paid a $10 cover and…
1 commentslast: 10 mos ago(rolladx)
seastripreview
Jul 11, 2025, 5:42 PM
Pit Stop from SeaTac
Stopped by after arriving at SeaTac on a Thursday eve. Place was decently busy, maybe 15-20 PLs. Plenty of ladies(25+). 10 cover, 6 dollar drink. Bathroom to the left as you…
Assegai12
Jul 8, 2025, 2:56 PM
Went in hopeful, left satisfied, going back soon.
I visited Kittens in around 11AM. The venue was dark with typical loud music playing. It didn't look like anything super fancy but then again, I wasn't there for the looks the the…
1 commentslast: 10 mos ago(Baristafan)
flod
Jul 2, 2025, 1:55 PM
Good Contact. Value Declining.
I came in on a Sunday around 6 PM. Bouncer was friendly and let me know the house rules before giving me a quick security scan.
Kittens has a consistent cleanliness factor in the few years…
Photograph3r
Jun 26, 2025, 6:30 AM
Part 2
stopped by lookin to scratch a itch. I seen on insta that a long time vet was in.
I thought she might be up for a round for old times sake.
2pm. Place was dead. All the…
5 commentslast: 1 wk ago(unclewillSea)
unclewillSea
Jun 18, 2025, 7:13 AM
Ghetto Hood Rat Fetish
Typical Day Shift.
The Tesla Truck was blocking the entrance. Door man outside will let you in.
$11 cover.
This review will be graphic. The women here are hookers. They suck and fuck for money.…
4 commentslast: 10 mos ago(Baristafan)
Baristafan
Jun 17, 2025, 9:51 PM
Kittens on a Monday
Went after work on Monday, around 7pm. Paid the cover to get in (forgot the exact price, believe was $10) and needed to buy drink, no alcohol. Saw about 6 or so dancers, but very…
vinnie1987
Jun 7, 2025, 2:48 PM
Tuesday afternoon delight
One thing I do like about Kittens, is if you wait a few months between visits at least the day shift is there will be a few to the entire shift different from a previous…
froggy2
Jun 4, 2025, 9:00 PM
Monday
Decided to drop by kittens around two weeks ago on a Monday morning around 11am. Parking lot had around a half dozen cars and was pretty empty. Went inside and paid I believe…
509bad
Jun 3, 2025, 8:16 PM
Had a good time, but kinda expensive
Went on a Saturday night around 8.30pm - parking was not too bad - bouncer screened for ID and took the cover charge. The bouncer led me to the bar to get a drink and…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Baristafan)
pmcand8
May 24, 2025, 4:41 AM
An OK Wednesday night
It was humpday, so a quick visit to my new favorite spot was in order. Parking lot was semi full, not sure if it was a good or bad sign. Walked up to the security…
Rotorooter1
May 15, 2025, 1:09 AM


