Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S
Seattle, WA 98108
Reviews
Submit a ReviewWent in hopeful, left satisfied, going back soon.
I visited Kittens in around 11AM. The venue was dark with typical loud music playing. It didn't look like anything super fancy but then again, I wasn't there for the looks the the…
1 commentslast: 7 mos ago(Baristafan)
flod
Jul 2, 2025, 1:55 PM
Good Contact. Value Declining.
I came in on a Sunday around 6 PM. Bouncer was friendly and let me know the house rules before giving me a quick security scan.
Kittens has a consistent cleanliness factor in the few years…
Photograph3r
Jun 26, 2025, 6:30 AM
Part 2
stopped by lookin to scratch a itch. I seen on insta that a long time vet was in.
I thought she might be up for a round for old times sake.
2pm. Place was dead. All the…
4 commentslast: 7 mos ago(unclewillSea)
unclewillSea
Jun 18, 2025, 7:13 AM
Ghetto Hood Rat Fetish
Typical Day Shift.
The Tesla Truck was blocking the entrance. Door man outside will let you in.
$11 cover.
This review will be graphic. The women here are hookers. They suck and fuck for money.…
4 commentslast: 6 mos ago(Baristafan)
Baristafan
Jun 17, 2025, 9:51 PM
Kittens on a Monday
Went after work on Monday, around 7pm. Paid the cover to get in (forgot the exact price, believe was $10) and needed to buy drink, no alcohol. Saw about 6 or so dancers, but very…
vinnie1987
Jun 7, 2025, 2:48 PM
Tuesday afternoon delight
One thing I do like about Kittens, is if you wait a few months between visits at least the day shift is there will be a few to the entire shift different from a previous…
froggy2
Jun 4, 2025, 9:00 PM
Monday
Decided to drop by kittens around two weeks ago on a Monday morning around 11am. Parking lot had around a half dozen cars and was pretty empty. Went inside and paid I believe…
509bad
Jun 3, 2025, 8:16 PM
Had a good time, but kinda expensive
Went on a Saturday night around 8.30pm - parking was not too bad - bouncer screened for ID and took the cover charge. The bouncer led me to the bar to get a drink and…
2 commentslast: 8 mos ago(Baristafan)
pmcand8
May 24, 2025, 4:41 AM
An OK Wednesday night
It was humpday, so a quick visit to my new favorite spot was in order. Parking lot was semi full, not sure if it was a good or bad sign. Walked up to the security…
Rotorooter1
May 15, 2025, 1:09 AM
At least there was one
Stopped in to Kittens for the first time in years on Sunday around noon.
It was very very dark inside and as I entered I didn't see any other customers.
The door person told me that…
2 commentslast: 9 mos ago(Baristafan)
Dtrab
May 13, 2025, 1:34 AM
Fri morning visit
I wasn't sure what to expect, and just wanted to check out a new club to me. The day cover was reasonable at $5 and of course a drink purchase. Got a RedBull for my…
DaveG23
May 6, 2025, 2:42 AM
Great Friday afternoon with Britney and Maxine
I always frequent SCs during the day. That is when it is convenient for me. I also like the less crowded and I have a few favorites who also work during the day.
I setup…
TheHunter0974
Apr 30, 2025, 2:39 AM
Needed a change
Went in around 1:00pm last Friday to change things up a little. Parking lot was pretty empty at this time. Went in and paid what must have been a happy hour price ($12)…
1 commentslast: 9 mos ago(Baristafan)
509bad
Apr 4, 2025, 8:29 PM
Started off on the wrong foot but ended good
Decided to check out this place after many pandora visits and since I was close by for the evening. Security guard checks ID and does a quick pat down before you enter. Host…
Assegai12
Mar 31, 2025, 12:20 PM
Pretty, Pretty Pretty Good
Went in late morning on a Tuesday - entry was $11 or $16 (I can't remember) and comes with a soda or other non alcoholic drink - the club lay out is pretty well known,…
2 commentslast: 11 mos ago(Context22)
nicetameetcha
Mar 11, 2025, 12:44 AM
Meh visit
Went to Kittens, first time ever and probably will not return. Tuesday afternoon in a sellers market is not great. Regular rates are 3 for 100 to 120. Xtras were much higher,…
MikieR
Mar 5, 2025, 2:38 AM
Late Morning Private
Made my way into the club around 11am on a wed and was charged the low entrance fee.
It's a requirement to get a drink but I always just get water anyways.
I sat down and…
sinnertwin
Mar 5, 2025, 12:45 AM
Midweek relief
Got out of work early on this day, thought I'd get some relief to tackle the rest of the week. Pulled into the lot which was about half full.
The layout has not changed, same…
1 commentslast: 8 mos ago(Baristafan)
Rotorooter1
Mar 4, 2025, 10:37 PM
Solid Seattle Sat
Visited Kittens on a Saturday night recently with a friend who was visiting from overseas. Pulled up and enjoyed dinner and a couple of beers at the restaurant / lounge next door - food…
2 commentslast: 11 mos ago(Takedacannoli)
Horatio45
Mar 4, 2025, 4:33 PM
Thursday afternoon part 2
After making a stop North arrived here a little after 2pm. Parking lot was almost empty, but wanted to visit even if just for a few minutes. No noticeable change on entering or…
froggy2
Mar 4, 2025, 4:33 AM
maybe mongering is more of a waste of money than trying to get a sidepiece?
I somehow convinced myself that sleeping with professionals isnt exactly the same as cheating on my wife, which after 4 years of marriage already has gotten stale. Ive been going to massage parlors lately…
6 commentslast: 11 mos ago(MikieR)
Dt3000
Feb 27, 2025, 1:31 PM
NGOTB (new girl on the block)
Ok so when I pulled up it was around 11:30 in the morning, I wanted to scope the place out because i’m new to the area. The parking lot was pretty packed for it to…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(MikieR)
joanunknownn
Feb 13, 2025, 2:17 PM
Fun Friday stop on a cold night
Reviews
Dropped by the club around 11 after finishing happy hour. The layout has not changed, same hallway leading to the security who will take your $10 entrance fee and then waitress will take $6 for…
Rotorooter1
Feb 4, 2025, 12:06 AM
Gems But Lots of Hustle
Kittens is one of the two or three non-corporate clubs in the area. If you are coming from the south end, the location is nice from a traffic perspective. If you are coming…
AnotherThought
Jan 12, 2025, 5:26 PM
Friday
Had some time to spare so decided to drop by Kittens. Stopped by around 11:45am on a Friday, parking lot was pretty empty. Paid the cover, believe it was $15 for entry and…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(frogland)
509bad
Dec 31, 2024, 2:52 PM


