Kittens Cabaret Reviews

After a long week of work in Seattle I figured I’d get some relaxation in before my flight home. Relaxing at this club is hit or miss. Some visits have had so many high-pressure girls hitting me up with their sales pitch I leave more stressed than when...

I visited Kitten’s Cabaret Thursday evening last week for the first time in a couple of years, arriving a little after 7 p.m. (during a shift change from the daytime dancers to the night-time crew I later learned). The bar adjacent to Kittens seemed fairly active for a weekday night...

Visited Friday evening around 930. Plenty of parking. I’m not much of a drinker but there is a bar right next door that people often step out for shots and come back. $10 entry and $6 for mandatory non alcoholic drink. Bouncers and bartender were super friendly.

Been here a few...

Went on a Friday mid afternoon. The parking lot was half full but the bar next door was pretty busy. Went inside and as usual it's super dark. Paid my $17 I think for cover and drink and found a spot near the side of the main...

Came in on a Saturday night after avoiding this place for almost a year, I was hoping by now the vultures had flocked to a new nest but boy was I wrong. Came in about 7pm, fair amount of girls, crowd hadn’t really formed yet. While being escorted to my...

Came in on a Tuesday night not expecting much. Paid my entrance fee and drink and took a seat with my sprite in the middle of the club. There’s one stage on the far side as you come in and another to your left. There was a good rotation of...

Decent-sized parking lot, with not much going on in terms of foot traffic in the area given the general location. How full the lot is at any given moment can sometimes be misleading due to the bar next door to the club (lunch folks, etc.).

$11 entry fee, non-alcoholic beverage included....

So I'd heard from other reviews about the mileage and possible extras at Kittens, so I checked it out on a Thursday afternoon. Others have commented on how dark it is inside - they weren't kidding! It didn't help that it was full sunshine outside, but even after a while,...

I just got back from a fun visit to Kittens.
The club details have been provided in other reviews, but today there was some construction out by the front door. I am not sure if they were doing construction at the club or the bar next door. When I walked...

So I was driving in from the airport. It was about noonish. Stopped to get a coffee from a bikini girl. Sure enough she had me pull it out and whap it some as she fingered herself and talked dirty. I couldn't finish so I had to pull in to...

Was out with some friends on a weds night for some happy hour in the downtown area. Although our happy hour ended, the real happy hour was just getting started, as we decided to stop by kittens because after all it was hump day. Anyways, when we got there, parking...

Found myself in Seattle for a couple of days. Based on the excellent advice here on TUSCL I planned to go to Kittens on Monday afternoon and Pandora on Tuesday afternoon. Alas, I never made it to Pandora so Kittens was my only Seattle experience.

From downtown my drive...

If you're south of Seattle, this is probably your best/only option unless you drive up north. Cover was $16 for a nonalcoholic soda (hit up the bar next door before going in if that's your thing)

There are two stages, with a bunch of chairs and tables. I find I actually...

Headed towards Kittens from Tukwilla about 2pm, yikes what a mistake, super bad traffic on I5, finally got off at west Seattle Bridge to get over to 4th to go south, bumper to bumper most of the way, took over an hour to arrive at Kittens, Just as bad...

Decided to swing by this South Seattle club with a couple of buddies in town after dinner and had an overall fun time. The club is next to a bar which meant we could jump back and forth for drinks which was great although I do wish they had...

I’m not a big fan of Kittens but my buddy said give them a second chance. Told him my experiences have been mixed but said let’s do it. I discovered a new hottie E_ last visit and also got ROB by another dancer earlier this year so a...

Obligatory club info for newbies and out of towners (regulars, skip first two paragraphs)

This club can be hit or miss. I average about 70% hit to miss ratio, so I keep visiting. It's a sister club to Sugar's (which is way fucking creepier) and dancers tend to work both clubs....

Obligatory Out-of-Towner Info Here:
Cover includes soft drink - Day/$11 - Night/$16
Lap Dances - Typically $30-$40 or 3 for $100 - Depends on the dancer and YMMV
VIP - Day/$30-for-15m and $60hh - Night/40-for-15m and $75hh
Layout - Kittens is pretty spacious and very dark. The lap dance section is pretty...

4:00 on a Wednesday and I didn't want to sit in backed up traffic for the next hour, thought I'd find someplace to kill a couple hours till it died down.

Parking is easy. They have a lot, security wanders in and out but probably does nothing if someone's getting into...

Visited after a recent Mariners game. Alot of hot girls as you would expect on a Saturday night. I did recognize Alaya and Melody from previous visits as girls who know how to take care of a customer. After having numerous gals sit down and give mutual massages i...

Holiday weekend visits are often strange. Shift change times can be strange. The two in combination….

Basics. No alcohol in clubs; this is Washington state. There is a bar right next door though. Located in sort of an industrial area (Georgetown) which could be handy if...

I stopped in to check out the scene at lunchtime.
Kittens is nextdoir to the Doghouse. Pub food and drinks there.

Paid 11$ to get in. Big Islander girl took my money and brought me a soda.
5 dancers working.

#1was a AA girl you would love. She is a...

A recent Tuesday afternoon escape from work found me here around 1pm. Parking lot was quite full due to lunch at the bar and grill next door.

Went in and was immediately blinded by the sheer darkness. Fortunately, I waited a couple minutes for the host to take...

I found myself in the south end of Seattle after meeting up with some friends. Decided to stop by this club before heading home. Parking lot was half full, at around 9ish. Paid the entrance fee $16 includes a drink. Bathroom directly to the left. Main stage slight left and...

Showed up around 9 PM, and parking was no problem. That’s not usually a good sign - I’ve been there when you have to grab the last spot in the back.

Paid cover ($10 + $6 drink), and heard a new one from the waitress: “don’t you want to tip...