Ok First Time at The Ritz
Place was a short 10 min. Uber from my hotel near Hobby Airport. Didn't stay too long since I didn't find a gal I clicked with. Hottest lady I saw was working the desk. Easily a solid 8-8.5. Walked in and paid the $20 entry fee. Inquired about what I thought was a one day VIP but it was a sale on the existing lifetime VIP going for $1000 instead of the usual $1500. If she came with the sale I might've considered.
After you pass through the metal detectors there's a walkway that you can follow to the bar. Along the way you'll pass a buffet setup to the right (which was no longer setup when I arrived) and to your left you'll see a set of tables. These are a behind the main area where the stages are but you can get an ok view from afar. This is where I sat. A cute Honduran girl with blue panties with a white star eventually approached me and I got a few dances from her. Smaller gal with a small but plump ass and puffy dark brown nipples. She took me to main dance area just past a smaller area with lots of tv's which was not private at all. I was still was allowed to get pretty hands on. Bottoms stayed on. She was perhaps a good 6.5/7.
After the Honduran, I got a few dances from some Cubans that caught my eye. They danced well but the experience felt lackluster. Perhaps it was the lack of privacy. Called it a night within an hour. Dances were $20 a pop.
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