Chicas Locas Reviews

Used to be one of my favorites, but as previous review mentioned they have torn out most of the private dance are. Area behind the buffet is too!!!! small. On dancer took me over to bar at far end of room, but no privacy as patrons at bar...

Michaels's is probably my favorite club, especially in the Houston area. I've been there maybe three times and the quality of the girls is hit or miss. Lot's of 5's and 6's with the occasional 7 or 8. They have three stages, with the onstage dances being passible. The decor...

Oh O! They tore down the booths!

They used to have 8 private booth/cubicles - now they're gone. This could be the end of an great era. If anybody knows where everyone is now going (trust me most of the dancer will go somewhere else) please post.

The room...

Went recently on a Wednesday night. The club has some nice aspects to it, it also has some negatives. The strippers rotate on three stages, a song on each stage, which is better than at most clubs because you're exposed to more dancers this way. However, I...

Went there last night. Some good looking hotties, but the rest were average, at best. Had two songs with one dancer that did a very quick BBBJ (didn't swallow) for $, then 2 songs with a dancer that just did legal laps (but were nicely done.) It...

I had been looking forward to going to TGSOE and finally made it. I went late afternoon on Monday. The place was pretty empty. I didn't ever see many women. A few walked by me but none stopped. After about an hour I decided it...

Went by around 7 pm on Saturday night. Tipped a dancer at the stage who then went with me to the private area. She immediately asked whether I wanted extras and laid out a price for FS and BBBJ. Didn't do it since STDs would seem to...

This is from a Monday night late, so it may not be representative. All in all, this is a kids bar, as half the patrons had to be under 25, and lots of people (patrons and dancers) were acting like jackasses. Maybe Texans are just more expressive than...

THIS CLUB STILL ROCKS... went in the other night for a drink and cigar... Met petite black girl... 20 minute later i was banging her in the private area... BBBJ...covered FS...

Had problem finding this club , my cab driver did not know it location finally he accepted my advice and asked his didpatch. When we got to club I thought we had the wrong location it entrance looked like a hotel not a strip bar.Entrance at 4:30 PM was $4...

Well I decided to stop by TGSOE on my way back from the Kappa. To my surprise the club seemed dead for a Saturday night. I even observed one guy falling asleep. Anyways, it’s around 11:30PM and I want to play with someone quickly due to the long drive back...

I am used to the San Francisco Strip Clubs where everything goes. I had heard Houston had some pretty good establishments where action was available. Hit Michael International Gent house. First surprise., these clubs look like huge hotels, not old crummy movie theaters like in SF. Some girls inside were...

I have been to Michael's on and off for a couple of years when in Houston on business. The quality of service is outstanding, but the girls have gone down in quality in the last year or so. It is hit or miss and YMMV but chances are you will...

Rating this place this high based on service. Finally made it over to houston for some play time. Based on reviews here and elsewhere, checked out this place during the day shift. To start off, you evidently cannot wear a cap here or any of the other...

supposed to be the hot place in Houston. Was there on a very recent Sat. evening, and was unimpressed. I was there relatively late - 12:30 or so. Dancers were all in the 5s and 6s. None very interested in priate dances - at least not...

I visited this club on a layover on a business trip. Came in on a Thursday night about 9:30 at night. My plan was to visit Michael's for a couple of hours and then head over and visit Treasures for a couple of hours. My plan failed badly because of...

Decided to go Monday night to Michael's and watch a little football, and check out the night scene, as I usually go during lunch. It was a completely different lineup, but with the same good results. After interviewing a couple, decided on B, and went to the back and before...

Went 10/9/04, a saturday afternoon. It's a nice club, a decent number of TVs, three dance stages, a back partitioned area where dances take place (and from the smell other activities) and a series of cubicles for even more privacy. I guess there's a champagne room too, but I've never...

I'll make it easy for those visiting Houston for the 1st time - either go to Michael's or Treasures. If you have a couple of hundred $$'s to spend then go to Michaels and stick to the main floor and back booth areas (the only problem is the regular booth...

Frankly, I cannot understand how people can rate this joint so highly. Granted, I visited on an afternoon, so might not have seen the club at its best. But, still, I have never encountered so many downright homely women in a strip club in my life. Of...

I have been to too many strip clubs and wasted too much money but for what most of guys look for in a club this place has it. As always YMMV and experience counts but this is one of the best clubs for higher milage experiences around anywhere. Frankly Houston...

Went 2 weeks ago on a Wednesday. The place during the weekdays has really picked up. It's weird how sometimes the "behind the buffet" is actually better than the cubicles.

Also some 'fresh meat' since the earlier summer. They still have the seasoned veterans but great to see...

Last visited on Sat 8-21. Have been to Michael's on many occasions but this was the first time back in several month's. The club is very large and nice. One large main stage in the center and two smaller stages. Girls do two song on the main and them go...

Quite simply the place to go in houston if your looking for more that dances in a GC. Dont look for it at Hilcroft though, find it at 59 and Harwin....

Thanks to reviewers on this site for leading me here. I was going to try Treasures first but I went here instead on a hunch and tuscl recommendations. I've been all over the country and the mileage here is the best I've seen. I didn't even have...