I checked out Chicas Locas because...

I checked out Chicas Locas because they had a famous fajita buffet. The food was excellent. I went through 3 plates and dessert. I was about to leave when some dancers approached me for a lap dance. The first girl was a 6 but she had a good personality. She ironed the wrinkles on my pants with her butt and traced the lines of my mouth with her nipples. I was giggling the whole time like it was the Teacup ride at Disneyland. And like the ride, I waited forever to get on and it was over in two minutes. They have short songs here. The next girl had a very pretty face with blonde hair. She moaned softly and nibbled my ear as she began her routine. Then she put her forehead against mine and started bouncing on my lap like a bunny. Her legs were furry like a bunny too. Afterwards, i smelled like hand sanitizer, perfume, and glitter. This place has fajitas and naked women. Enough said.