Chicas Locas Reviews

I give this club an 8 based on the mileage attainable. 5-6 on the looks of the dancers. Not bad but certainly not Treasures or The Men's Club. Michael's has changed in the last 6 months. They converted the one area that was used for private...

Ok, has this place gone downhill. this has to be one of the worst sc in Houston. Girls are in the 3 to 6 variety and alot should not be dancing. There are much better choices and places for your money
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Stopped in to Michael's after a two year absence. This is the first time in since they got rid of the booths. Same setup as in the past, big main stage and two smaller stages. Girls do two songs on each. It was very slow on a Tuesday night only...

I think I could get used to this place. I managed to finagle the longer-term attentions of one or two super-hotties, who seemed to understand that their job was to make me have a pleasurable time. We sat at the table and chitty-chatted and semi-groped one another, basically got each...

I have gone to Michaels for years. It has fallen, but there is still action to be had. Maybe I have results because I get recognized, especially by the watresses. I went there Sunday afternoon, a couple of weeks back. Was lucky to meet up...

This club is a shell of its former self. There is no private booths available any more for dances and all dances are done in a semi public area behind the buffet. All the girls push for the $$ VIP. The club can be dead with just a few customers...

I went to Michaels' on friday for lunch around 12.30, which they have a fabulous buffet for only $4 dollars. but the sad part about it was there was only 3 or 4 girls in the house for the duration of the time i was there (1.5 hours). So i...

Formerly the greatest show on earth, as a previous reviewer says. I like the set-up of this place, it could really be great. It's an "adult mall metro-plex," complete with lingerie and vibrator store, conference room, big ol' bathroom with monkey selling lysol for tips, huge main floor. I hear...

TOO BAD... WHAT WAS THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH... IS no just another stip club... Girls are still hot but milage opportunities have gone way down since the elimination of backroom area.....

This place is still fun... but now that the back room has been replaced by a bar... the available mileage is not the same...

I did meet a nice hispanic gal for nice conversation and mutual groping under the table... found out the $$$ way that the booths had gone away......

Wasted my time, I'm afraid. Pulled in before consulting the TUSCL guidebook, I guess I should have made Treasures my only Houston destination but too late now. Found the talent to be middling -- no stunners, a few girls who should hang it up, and a few that...

Went to Michael's in the afternoon. I was not too impressed by the talent. A blond named Lourus kind of latched on to me. She was very playful, attentive, and liked to kiss. Very nice girl and possible could have gone a long way very relatively few...

Was here on Sunday, Aug. 7. Motivation to visit (never been before, lots of choices in Houston) was previous reviews.

Arrived about 10:00pm, up to the bar were I met the ever lovely Marie. Wow, what a beautiful, sweet, smart, friendly, bubbly gal. Mentioned I'd not visited...

Returned to Michael's after about a year absence, and the club has changed considerably. The very dark area with the cubicle-like dividers are gone. Now the area is basically just a lounge area next to the bar. All the lap dances are only in the room behind...

Being new to Houston's club, decided to visit this club and see what it is all about.

We called them and asked them about the buffet, and we asked if there is any drink minimum; They were affirmative in saying "NO-DRINK minimums". Went there, paid the cover [$4 each].

it was...

Being first and foremost a SC lover, during my last trip to Houston I thought I would spend most of my trip in TGSOE (now FTGSOE, formerly the greatest...) and the like. I did spend some time there but it's nothing like it once was. A year ago, every girl...

I stopped by here at 3:30 p.m. on Sunday afternoon and paid $4 cover. There were about 6-8 dancers there and maybe about 6 customers. There was 1 black girl, an asian a couple white girls and the rest were latinas.

I got a dance from Maria, a latina...

Had a good time the last time I was here, so I had to come back again and see if it was the norm or just a one night thing. Went on a Friday night with a buddy, and saw what I saw the last time I was there...

Huge spacious club, although looks a bit dated. Lobby feels like a hotel or a conference center rather than a strip club. Girls are generally in the 5-7 range with some 8s and 9s. Very private area for dances, which are $20. I understand...

Went to the club last Wednesday night around 7pm. The night started out slowly but the bouncers were cool-- they even got the channel changed to the basketball games. The trick was to get the waitress to do the work. Tell her how much or how little...

I was most impressed by the marvelous shrimp cocktail! The dancers were neither particularly gorgeous, nor were extras seemingly evident... the offer to spend $125 on the VIP room was not taken ( I am NOT about to drop that kind of money in a titty bar when an escort...

I walk in to Michael's about a month back and instantly see some regular faces. Do my obligatory hellos to them and survey the talent. There were probably close to 30 girls in there and only 9 guys! Needless to say the ladies were money hungry, and I think everyone...

This review was based upon my experience...YMMV.

Went here on a recent Tuesday night. Club was pretty slow but I got there pretty early (8PM) and yet there were still a ton of women... all types. All three stages were going and the I gotta say I loved most of the...

The king is dead. This club is a shell of its former self. There is no private booths available any more for dances and all dances are done in a semi public area behind the buffet. Unless your extremely lucky, you are going to be getting your dances...

Went to the club last Saturday with some friends for the first time after hearing some rave reviews. The layout - overall it's pretty spacious, with a main stage and two smaller stages on the main floor when you walk straight in, with the VIP section off to the...