Pleasant surprise in Houston
I may have found a new lunch time haunt. My previous experiences with clubs in the Houston have been less than enticing. They seem to get off to a slow start with few if any dancers performing at lunch time. The only slow start to Chicas Locas was the less than eye catching exterior. But the fun starts once inside. Michael's had a smorgasbord of at least 20 dancers on three or four stages, most of Latin descent. Most of the girls were at least a 6 or 7. A couple pushed a picky man's range of 8 to 9. I didn't see any clear 10's but some guys might disagree about one spinner. She just wasn't my type though I couldn't find anything wrong with her to speak of. Many carried a little extra weight, but not unattractively so (if you're ok with big booties). There was also only one older lady that I saw. Most were in their twenties. All in all it was a nice selection with something for everyone. Only one or two girls was surgically enhanced that I could tell and I had hands on a few of them (even without private dances).
The girls were friendly and somewhat hands on in introducing themselves. More than one sat in my lap. All invited touching as far as nipples. One invited touching below the belt. Only once did I find that my lack of speaking Spanish inhibited dialogue despite most having a heavy accent of some sort. Unfortunately she was the one I found most attractive. She definitely pushed a 9. One hinted at action outside the club, but with her I didn't care enough to push the subject. She was the older one and definitely had some miles. She is surviving as an easy date.
I should mention that the club has a decent buffet set up M-F, which somewhat helps placate one from the hefty $9.50 day time entrance fee. But if you're trying to see some pretty ladies while on your lunch time break, as I was, it works. The domestic beer I had was $5.50. They do have bathroom attendants, etc. So they at least put on a pretense of being upscale. The one shot girl I encountered was mildly annoying but once I told the dancer I was with that I preferred to spend my money on dances, she shooed them away.
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