Chicas Locas Reviews

I dropped in to watch football and see some girls. The cover charge was $4. The club is really large - there is a second set of tables used for dances off the second, unused bar.

Drinks were $1, although a regular Bud in a bottle was...

Stopped in here Mid November, just got back from a road trip so I hadn't been able to post. Had been here about 3 years ago, didn't get the interaction I did last time (BJ after 4 dances) but I did have some decent interaction. Had 6 dances from a...

The place is pretty big on the inside, but part of it with another bar and more tables wasn't being used.

After getting past a lobby that was almost as big as the club itself, you walk in to an area with the bar and food buffet to the...

R.I.P. Unless you are really lucky and can find the "one" hot dancer during a night shift - you are better off going anywhere else. I can't believe they don't just sell the place off and start from scratch.

The dancers are a 4-6 quality and an occational 7....

What has gone wrong in Houston, I remember back in the day BBBJ and full service were definite possibilities. Now it feels as if you are anywhere but good ole Houston Texas. Went in one evening while in town on business and settled into a soft comfy chair with a...

this is the chicas locas of houston the music and the girls are all latina. went in the afternoon the drinks were cheap compared to other clubs. there is one main stage and several smaller stages the main stage was the only one in use this day. the girls are...

Decent place, drinks are not that expensive. I think i was there when there was 1.50 specials. Cover charge was $8. The girls are half way decent. When I was there it was mostly Hispanic girls and Hispanic music. So if you are into to that type...

Michael's has been a middle of the road club with cheap drinks ($1.50) before 9:00 PM and reasonable cover charge $4-$8 depending on the time. The girls are average with a few standouts and a few in the low end range. Outside of the club being...

Hard to imaging that this type of the thing could happen to such an established club. This used to be amongst the best contact clubs in the city, but a change in layout (probably because of pressure from the city) changed all that. The club is a little...

Not like it was two years ago, but making a comeback. The old champagne room is now free (there is one really good corner for extra privacy). . .

Now there is a new champage room for suckers who want to donate money to the club and not dances.

Quality is...

Michael's is still a mainstay in H-Town if you want to avoid the overly expensive glitzy clubs. The club seems to be in an office complex, but don't be diosappointed by first impressions. There is an asult boutique in front - never stopped in - as for the...

I have been in Michaels only a few times. This place has never yet disappointed me. I admit I was a little concerned initially after paying the cover charge and then discovering that there were not that many dancers in the club (OK, it was a Sunday afternoon),...

Visited while on trip recently. Unusual setting - looks like an office building that youre entering. When I did visit - not too many dancers present and those that were, were occupied talking to regulars. They had 1 stage going while I was there but they have...

Now that the club has dance specials and that some of the more popular clubs are under fire, Michaels has stepped it up. The $1.50 drinks for happy hour are solid. Thursday and Fridays happy hour are the best times to go because the most girls are working....

This place continues to go downhill for over a year now. Normally only 5-9 girls at night. Only 1, 2 tops are worth it.

Even with the beer specials don't waste your time. If you are lucky enough to find a decent looking dancer - you will have privacy!...

Michael’s is just on 59 South between the loop and beltway. It is just north of the Colorado club which has the large neon sign you can not miss. Michael’s inside is interesting. It seems like a converted office space. Lots of room in the...

It was a great afternoon. Not many people, but many dancers so the attention was great. Tony is the dancer to find. THe dancers were all between 6 and 10's. After a good bit of alchohol, Tony and I ended up at the VIP. I bought a bottle...

Very disappointed the last time i was here a few weeks ago. Went around 7:00 Pm on a Saturday and there was only 3 girls working. 2 were hideous and one was marginally ok. Went back to the front and asked for my money back and she said that I...

Looks like club has tried to improve VIP area by having dances behind the pool room area (the old champagne room), however, better dance areas will not make a better expereince unless the girls are there. I wnet on a Tuesday night. I believe about 6 girls working...

Stopped by on a weeknight - before 9 PM beers were real cheap - I think like $2.00. Cover was maybe $5. There was a great diversity of dancers on the attractiveness scale - from an 8 to a 2. Music was OK - it kind of...

Michael's use to be good club to go for lunch, not that the buffet lunch was any good, but for the "rush hour" where for $1 you can get an abbreviated lap dance with lots of contact. Sadly, they do not have rush hour any more. Most of...

Well, good ol' Michaels is starting to make a minor comeback. Gone are the days of the free private booths and the talent level, while never outstanding, has slipped a bit as well. Frequent busts, major changes in management, and LE crackdowns all contributed to the demise 2...

Went to the club at 2pm on a Thursday afternoon, after reading favorable reviews. Large club that had 6 dancers and maybe four customers when I arrived. Dancers ranged from 2- 7. Club had a couple 2's - one probably 50+ years old and another...

ive read some negative reports about this club about the booths being removed and the management however on my visit everyone was very nice. the lap dances were done behind the buffet and nobody was ckecking in. extras were availible and it appeared that several patrons were taking advantage. there...

There is hope here yet! A recent visit surprised me in the number of dancers and the amount of offers to meet
in the champagne room or outside. This is still only a shell of its former self where ANYBODY could get extras but management seems to have...