Reviews

I have two words for you: breakfast buffet (sorry to disappoint you, pervs) If you just left the bar at 2am and refuse to call it a night, like yours truly and company, you could head…

I arrived here on probably the slowest night possible. I am at a major, nationally known gentlemen's club and there is ONE customer in there when I walk in. There were about 7-8 dancers sitting…

I went to the Men's Club on a Saturday night. I went there, because I wanted to watch the Anderson Silva VS Sonnen UFC fight, & they play the audio there unlike most other clubs. The…

Went on a Friday afternoon, around 3pm. They didn't charge me a cover which was surprising (isn't there a mandatory $5 charge now?), but a pleasant surprise. The hostess at the front was very cute,…

No cover charge before 9 PM on weekdays and domestic long necks and wells are $1.75 also before 9 PM on weekdays. However, cover after 9 PM is $13 and domestics increase to $7 after…

Club is big, and very nice. The stage is a long runway with no pole. No privacy unless you buy a bottle or a membership. Drinks watered down. Dancers will try to…

So, my buddy invited me to hang out at the Mens club after work. I had only been here one time before and all I remembered is that it was crazy expensive and if…

By far one of the nicest clubs in Houston. I sat down for dinner and was pleasantly surprised by how good the food was. Then stopped by a beautiful Asian dancer who was…

Definitely looks classy from the outside. No mandatory valet which is nice - parking lot is well lit but hidden from street by high walls. Cops seemed to be on duty outside and inside the…

Definitely looks classy from the outside. No mandatory valet which is nice - parking lot is well lit but hidden from street by high walls. Cops seemed to be on duty outside and inside the…

The club is next to the Galleria and so it's walking distance if you're staying there. It was a five minute walk for myself and so I don't know how much parking was. I was…

Returned 2 years after my last visit. This time was disappointing - the quality of the girls isn't as good as what I remember. Several were chunky and there weren't that many (I…

My first visit here and it was really a great experience. Normally I dont go for the high roller type of club but tend to go for the dive bar as i feel your…

went in December of last year, as I always did with my high school buddies for our annual traditional visit. Little did we know it would be our last ever. Supposedly valet parking…

Your OTHER reviews on The Men's Club seem to be somewhat outdated. THIS PLACE has OUTSTANDINGLY GREAT FOOD specials for EVERY LUNCH DAY (11am - 2pm) & it has OUTSTANDING drink specials from 4pm to…

Have come here occasionally for weekday happy hours and it's not a bad spot to have a drink and some eye candy. The no cover and $1.50 domestic bottle beers and wells til 9pm is…

Went there on a Saturday night - no cover before 9PM. Have not been there in years! Need a collar shirt to get in. I went inside and was shocked to see…

Pretty lame. Pretty girls, expensive action. No lap dances in main area. VIP area is sectioned off with "members only" sign. I was asked for dances (no small talk).. she said that I would have to buy champagne…

No poles so only stage dancing - the girls at this night were not that good, but I was in for a good time, so I got a couple of lap dances. You can try…

If you aren't willing to spend some money, be ready to leave without a single girl saying more than 3 words to you. In my opinion, the girls here are one of the hottest girls…

Best thing about the Mens Club Houston, no cover before 9 and $1.50 beers. The dancers are nice looking but Houston has strange rules for strip clubs (pasties and huge shorts mandatory). Dancers…

Checked out Mens Club recently after seeing the bad reviews it is getting... I super enjoyed it. Sure the club is old and falling apart, but you can still see what it used to be.…

How far the mighty have fallen. Last time here was in the 80s when this was featured in Playboy. It was cavernous with rows of lapdances. Now sections of the building are…

we were bored after going to the dance clubs so some one in the group suggested this place. after all he had a vip membership, which supposedly takes care of cover for him and 3-4…

I’ve been to this club twice now and both times were for bachelor parties so needless to say I was somewhat inebriated, well the first time I barley remember, so this review is for the…