Red Barn Adult Theatre Reviews

Couple reviews...Stopped on a Monday afternoon, and took an average looking, but VERY aggressive brunette with blond highlights for a VIP dance. This was after a nice full crotch view on her pole dance....

Arrived at 2:00 (when they opened), their doing some remodling, so the stage was closed. They had one girl working, she danced then left. Another girl came; black & thick. Not much of a...

was in on a wed. afternoon, and was the only one there...I mean there was nobody there. Then a girl popped out from the back, and she asked me for the cover charge and...

There was this girl who was a pretty horrible dancer, but she talked really good game so I got a V.I.P. from her... I suggest you go in around 4p.m. and get a...

Well this post is more just to let people know it's still open; opens around 2:00. Well there were three girls working, one less than average, with huge boobs; one nice skiny girl; and...

The building has the entrance around the back of the building, with a parking garage attached. I did walk from a nearby hotel. The neighborhood did look a little rough the father west ...

I went to the Red Barn about a week ago while on a business trip. I wasn't aware of the strict rules in Grand Rapids. Not as much fun as many other strip clubs...

I was at the Red Barn on the Sunday of the Labor Day weekend, less than five costumers in a couple of hours, and no more the three dancers on the stage. Good...

I visited the Red Barn last Friday night, didn't have too much expectations since the infamous Grand Rapids ordinance is still on the books, but... I was greatly surprised, many girls, perhaps ten, and...

Oh how the mighty has fallen! This used to be my favorite place to go but the new no nudity law has made it boring-I guess i am going to have to find a...

I visited this club last Sunday, I had not been there for several months. Because of the Grand Rapids ordinance against nudity every club in the city has become a bikini club, this has...

There are really not too many options here in Grand Rapids, Michigan. In the Red Barn, there are about 6+ girls at most times. The girls are not too bad looking, I'd say about...

I was here last Wednesday night. Things have changed since Grand Rapids passed its ordinance against nudity in the strip clubs, the girls dancing at the stage in the Red Barn have to...

Long distance viewing is the name of the name after a new city ordinance here. While the club still advertises laps, you should know that your mileage won't vary--it will be zero. ...

This is not a nice club. The new laws in Grand Rapids allow no nudity at all. I got a private dance from Ginger who was very plesent and nice looking. ...

I like to refer to this place as the Teal Palace. Rumor is, for the interior repaint a couple years ago, they put a stick of dynamite in a can of teal paint and...

I had a very uncharistic experience at this club yesterday. The biggest problem was that from 7PM to 8PM only four women got on stage. I was there for an hour on a Friday...

I visited the Red Barn last Wednesday's night, a very pleasant experience. The girls seemed to be friendlier than a month ago, they tell me they are under new management which could explain...

This club is nice! A lot of improvements since a year ago. Under new management again. Things seem to be running a lot smoother now. Girls are awesome. Some great...

Was at the Red Barn early evening last Friday. Clean place not too noisy. Admission $10.00, expensive for a club in Grand Rapids, I understand it used to be $6.00 some...

Stopped in Tuesday around 10:00PM. It was amateur night and there were about 6-8 girls in the contest. I only stayed thru the bikini part of the contest. I understand they do...

Nice club for a small city. The place is kinda dark, too small and cramped when busy, too smoky, and too loud(aren`t all strip clubs?). Pluses: All nude dancers, open very late or should...

I was not inpressed. here they go nude but no drinks, but even with no drinks,$10 cover and $20 dance with no grind which i rate high, a girl dancing with no touching...

Dropped in this club on 29 Dec 05. I still like this club, and they are really trying to upscale the place. It still is the best value in West Michigan. They are still...

I was in here on Saturday the 28th of October. I have always liked this club, and now that they are remodeling and adding more couch dance cubicles and a VIP room it is...