Red Barn Adult Theatre Reviews

Couple reviews...Stopped on a Monday afternoon, and took an average looking, but VERY aggressive brunette with blond highlights for a VIP dance. This was after a nice full crotch view on her pole dance. Lets just say no time was waisted, and all services were offered and completed. was OK...

Arrived at 2:00 (when they opened), their doing some remodling, so the stage was closed. They had one girl working, she danced then left. Another girl came; black & thick. Not much of a looker. the first girl came back out, skinny white girl with a nice ass. Took her...

was in on a wed. afternoon, and was the only one there...I mean there was nobody there. Then a girl popped out from the back, and she asked me for the cover charge and a drink. Small bottle of soda for $3 I think. Then sat at one of the...

There was this girl who was a pretty horrible dancer, but she talked really good game so I got a V.I.P. from her... I suggest you go in around 4p.m. and get a V.I.P. from her because she sucks dick like no other girl I've met in my life!...

Well this post is more just to let people know it's still open; opens around 2:00. Well there were three girls working, one less than average, with huge boobs; one nice skiny girl; and a BBW. After a stage dance from the big tittied girl, and a wisper from her...

The building has the entrance around the back of the building, with a parking garage attached. I did walk from a nearby hotel. The neighborhood did look a little rough the father west you went.
The club itself appeared clean including the bathrooms There was one main stage that was...

I went to the Red Barn about a week ago while on a business trip. I wasn't aware of the strict rules in Grand Rapids. Not as much fun as many other strip clubs I've been to, but better than staying in a hotel room. I am from the Philly...

I was at the Red Barn on the Sunday of the Labor Day weekend, less than five costumers in a couple of hours, and no more the three dancers on the stage. Good music and good service, it really seems that they are trying to do their best in...

I visited the Red Barn last Friday night, didn't have too much expectations since the infamous Grand Rapids ordinance is still on the books, but... I was greatly surprised, many girls, perhaps ten, and some very sexy ones, Victoria, Natasha, Porshia, Hollywood, etc. True, the girls still can not...

Oh how the mighty has fallen! This used to be my favorite place to go but the new no nudity law has made it boring-I guess i am going to have to find a new hangout. The place is clean, but there is just not any excitement here since the...

I visited this club last Sunday, I had not been there for several months. Because of the Grand Rapids ordinance against nudity every club in the city has become a bikini club, this has affected business badly: fewer customers, around ten when I was there, and fewer dancers, I saw...

There are really not too many options here in Grand Rapids, Michigan. In the Red Barn, there are about 6+ girls at most times. The girls are not too bad looking, I'd say about 6-8 out of a 10. I guess the best thing about this place is that you...

I was here last Wednesday night. Things have changed since Grand Rapids passed its ordinance against nudity in the strip clubs, the girls dancing at the stage in the Red Barn have to wear bikinis now, maybe for that reason the place was not crowded at all: less than...

Long distance viewing is the name of the name after a new city ordinance here. While the club still advertises laps, you should know that your mileage won't vary--it will be zero. If you want mileage you had better hit the road to the east side of the...

This is not a nice club. The new laws in Grand Rapids allow no nudity at all. I got a private dance from Ginger who was very plesent and nice looking. She grinded a little on me but abolutely no touching her at all! Old dingy...

I like to refer to this place as the Teal Palace. Rumor is, for the interior repaint a couple years ago, they put a stick of dynamite in a can of teal paint and let ‘er go. Almost the only place to goto in Grand Rapids even worth the admission....

I had a very uncharistic experience at this club yesterday. The biggest problem was that from 7PM to 8PM only four women got on stage. I was there for an hour on a Friday night and only for dancers! It was so bad that at one point I was the...

I visited the Red Barn last Wednesday's night, a very pleasant experience. The girls seemed to be friendlier than a month ago, they tell me they are under new management which could explain the different atmosphere.

The place was not too crowded, with plenty of seats, and not...

This club is nice! A lot of improvements since a year ago. Under new management again. Things seem to be running a lot smoother now. Girls are awesome. Some great pole workers. Ever in Grand Rapids gotta check it out...

Was at the Red Barn early evening last Friday. Clean place not too noisy. Admission $10.00, expensive for a club in Grand Rapids, I understand it used to be $6.00 some months ago, it seems they are changing managers, perhaps the price will change again.

Beautiful girls, not...

Stopped in Tuesday around 10:00PM. It was amateur night and there were about 6-8 girls in the contest. I only stayed thru the bikini part of the contest. I understand they do three rounds: bikini, topless, and then nude. The girls working were all quite friendly and...

Nice club for a small city. The place is kinda dark, too small and cramped when busy, too smoky, and too loud(aren`t all strip clubs?). Pluses: All nude dancers, open very late or should I say early? Open until 6am on friday and saturday nights!
In particular, these dancers...

I was not inpressed. here they go nude but no drinks, but even with no drinks,$10 cover and $20 dance with no grind which i rate high, a girl dancing with no touching is nothing. and the girls were 2-7 rated no big tits and most saggy. don't have...

Dropped in this club on 29 Dec 05. I still like this club, and they are really trying to upscale the place. It still is the best value in West Michigan. They are still remodeling and have added a vip room with a shower for the women-although I feel sorry...

I was in here on Saturday the 28th of October. I have always liked this club, and now that they are remodeling and adding more couch dance cubicles and a VIP room it is only gonna get better,. The female talent is all mostly young and very hot, which is...