Red Barn Adult Theatre Reviews

Overall, not a bad club. It definitely exceeded my expectations for Grand Rapids. The club itself is inside an adult book store and I had to drive by it a few times before I actually found the entrance. Once inside the club section of the building, the...

Really good club, kind of small and dark but that's what you get when you go to a club behind a convenience store. Really impressed with the quality of dancers, especially Ambrosia. Couch Dances aren't as private as I'd like but space is limited for VIP types of...

Stopped in after work for just a few minutes last week, and Hailey made it a memorable visit that seemed anything but short.

Tess was just coming off stage when I sat down and her perfume wrapped around me when she asked if I wanted a dance. Looking into those...

This club was a 5-6 just for the attractiveness of the girls until they recently raised the cover to $10 all the time (even days!), and started charging for ladies, too. The club is small, with a center stage and a tip rail (tipping at the rail is...

Cover charge $6. Somewhat smoky. Tuesday is amateur night. Most of the girls were average. No drink charges, lighting on the stage was a bit dim to see much, even at the stage. Music wasn't too loud. The girls do two song sets. The off-duty girls just jung around. A...

I entered the lounge about 8:00 PM on Tuesday, March 8, 2005. There were a few seats open but it was quite full as Tuesday is amateur night and that usually brings out a lot of people. The lounge has tables and chairs around the outside walls, and...

Strange little club. Housed in the same building as an adult bookstore, Odyssey features an enormous stage for a club of its size. Tables and chairs are sort of crammed around the perimeter of this large, oddly shaped stage almost as an afterthought. I visited on a...

This is a nice little club situated in a bookstore. It has decent girls and pretty good dances.:) Sometimes the girls are a little stand-offish, but alot of fun otherwise.
The couch dances take place in a small semi-private cube, and the girls like to...

Stopped in on Friday afternoon. This was may third visit over a period of time. I usually visit some clubs in the east where heavy action is accepted. Absolutley no touching here but none the less a very worthwhile time. The girls at least six with...

I gotta say that this is fast becoming one of my favorite clubs. the only reason this place did not rate a ten is that theyare still a little strict with the two-way touching. The lap dances are getting better though, and the quality of women is certainly top notch....

I was here for the foirst time on a late evening. All I can say is this club is the only one I have ever benn in where the action is better on the night shift than on the day shift. I had 4 dances from four different women and...

No booze totally nude dances, dark club, $10.00 cover $20.00 dances in small vip rooms. Light Grind, afternoon crowd is mostly middle aged guys, in busy business neighborhood. Only Nude Club in area, girls were onlly so-so mostly older, an very artificial...

Stopping by on late on a Friday night, was worth every penny of the ten dollar cover (which includes bottled water or a free drink) and the twenty for a couch dance.

Chose a table along the wall to check out the action. Lots of people (guys and girls) sitting...

Have been in there several times. The fun level varies, depnding on the girl(s). I had one of the best couch dances I have ever had there, but usually not that great there. It just really varies there, could be great, could suck. Better off getting out of Grand Rapids...

Anyone giving this rating of 8+ really needs to get out of Grand Rapids more often. Ok, so it's a nude club, but it's almost an afterthought to the porno house "The Red BArn".

Grand Rapids being what it is, you won't find anything better... yet.

Looking forward to...

Hmmm.. I'm thinking some of the 8s and 9s are self reviews. Compared to anywhere else in the country, this place is a 3.. being generous. The girls are fair to good. Little dive (LITTLE) on the backside of a porno house. Lap dances are done...

It's kinda scary. Looks like somebody took a 5 gallon bucket of TEAL paint, and blew it up inside. Girls aren't anything exciting. Upsetting, but it may be the best thing you'll find right now in Grand Rapids. It's just a little hole behind a building somebody stuck a couple...

This place is really pretty good for Grand Rapids. was in here at 1:30 PM on Monday Jan 26 and there were four girls working, all of them in the 7-9 range. the lowest of them the 7 gave the best stage performance. the rest did an adequate job,...

They remodeled the club since I was last there, Opened it up a little bit more. The dances on stage are completely nude, and they will take the dollars from your mouth with their tits. If you get a $20 couch dance, I highly reccomend Charlie. I've never had a...

The girls were gorgeous and they could sure move. Definetly the best place in Grand Rapids which is lacking in the exotic dancing department. Definetly going to go back again. Especially if you want good lap dances....

It's still very disappointing that this is the best that Grand Rapids has to offer. But if you want couch dances and nude women, this is where you go. The place remains small and the seating remains poor, but you can find a few gems of local ladies here. The...