Reviews

Came out here the other day with a friend. For what it is and for the location, this place is not bad. Dancers were all fairly attractive, 1 or 2 significantly so. Of course, it…

The girls were cute (some more than others). There was actually interesting conversation to be had with some of them. The food wasn't the greatest (I got the pizza and it was actually pretty bad.…

Went there after have a few beers with coworkers. The atmosphere is unique, it is a full service restaurant with a pole in the middle. The beers were relatively cheap and the view…

Visited a month or two ago. Nice little place, I hear the food is decent. The girls are hit-or-miss. Some are really uptight but a few were just out to have fun. Had a few…

This is a good topless club. They have a back room stage. Some dancers will rub against you slightly. Dancer quality varies. Lots of older dancers during the day and several Russian dancers there…

I landed in Crystal City on a Thursday evening and decided to check out the local strip club. Crystal City Restaurant was easy to access from my hotel. There was a nice selection of girls.…

Interesting, I hadn't been in years. No cover charge. And they have walled off a portion of the club with a glass wall and made it smoking. All Virginia establishments are now…

Crystal City Restaurant is good place to good if you only want to look (and not touch), and not pay a lot of money.

Came here on a Tuesday night at 11:30 pm and left at…

um, so if you go for the 1 o'clock nfl games on sunday, there are no strippers (they get there around 4... just barely got out in time). one waitress for the entire place though…

Crystal City Restaurant is kind of a bar with go-go dancers in pasties and thongs. It's definitely not a typical strip club type establishment, as there are no law dances offered. All you…

Very strange club. Atmosphere is ok though a bit peculiarly carved up with a smoking room. Much seating does not actually face the stage. It seems many people rave about the food but I've…

This one is all a matter of expectations. If you're looking for a standard strip club experience, keep looking. Honestly, you're more likely to see a nipple in Old Town than in here. But if…