Reviews

Kind of a strange club but they have to work in the confines of Puritanical Virginia laws that don't allow any nudity or any touching. The girls dance on the main stage for a…

Came in during lunchtime and did not really know what to expect. I was honestly just curious with a side of satisfying my hunger. It actually is a full service restaurant and I…

Decent, not great strip club. This is really more of a restaurant/sports bar that happens to have strippers. Food is actually pretty good and reasonably priced for a strip club. Girls generally look good, though…

Stopped by again a week ago on Friday. Club is a great idea for the Northern VA area with decent beer prices, good looking girls, and a nice laid back atmosphere. The downsides…

Came out here the other day with a friend. For what it is and for the location, this place is not bad. Dancers were all fairly attractive, 1 or 2 significantly so. Of course, it…

The girls were cute (some more than others). There was actually interesting conversation to be had with some of them. The food wasn't the greatest (I got the pizza and it was actually pretty bad.…

Went there after have a few beers with coworkers. The atmosphere is unique, it is a full service restaurant with a pole in the middle. The beers were relatively cheap and the view…

Visited a month or two ago. Nice little place, I hear the food is decent. The girls are hit-or-miss. Some are really uptight but a few were just out to have fun. Had a few…

This is a good topless club. They have a back room stage. Some dancers will rub against you slightly. Dancer quality varies. Lots of older dancers during the day and several Russian dancers there…

I landed in Crystal City on a Thursday evening and decided to check out the local strip club. Crystal City Restaurant was easy to access from my hotel. There was a nice selection of girls.…

Interesting, I hadn't been in years. No cover charge. And they have walled off a portion of the club with a glass wall and made it smoking. All Virginia establishments are now…

Crystal City Restaurant is good place to good if you only want to look (and not touch), and not pay a lot of money. Came here on a Tuesday night at 11:30 pm and left at…