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Headlights Gold Gentleman's Club
3209 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
13 yrs ago
Wow, just wow. This was my...
Wow, just wow. This was my first time back since the major remodling project and the name change from Final Fronteir. Is it possible to spend this much money to make something look so much better than it was before and just fail miserably?? For those that dont know, some time ago Final Fronteir was bought be the JB's people. They recently completely remodeled the place. The club is now following the tried and true Virginia model of a full bar/bikini dancing on one side, with topless private dances on the other. When you come in the front door, the "bar" side is on your right. I got there a bit after 8PM, and I didnt have to pay a cover. There were exactly 3 dancers woking. Now, I looked at the JBs website before I ledt the house, and a couple of dancers from Headlights/JBs were supposed to be at HG. They weren't. Another thing that pissed me off, were that none of the girls were even trying to dance. The new renovations are great by the way, you can't find much to complain about there. Anyway, let's review the four dancers 1. A talller AA young women, who recently had her debutante, probably at the Tidewater Women's corrextion center. She did nothing for the hour I was there, ligerally nothing, just sat at the bar. 2. A younger possibly hispanic girls that sat at the bar, and drank with 2 young guys who were obviously regulars. I was very concerned with the fact that unless these two dudes failed a bunch of grades, the weren't old enough to be drinking. They were pissing and moaning about going back to scholl next week. High school starts here next week. The girls was the best looking out of the bunch, and that isn't saying much, but she made no effort to sell a dance. 3. The only one out of the buch that made an effort. And let me tell you, the SS was puring out like water over Niagra. First she tells me I look great and I must really take care of myself. I'm old and fat. Next she tells me she likes guys that are in their 20s that get dressed up to go out. I'm in my forties, and I was coming home from work. Next she tells me she loves my Rolex. I wear a Seiko. Its hard to describe this chick. Imagine the ugliest girls off Jersey Shore, at the age of 45, after a lifetime of hard drugs and drinking. That would be her. She's definately straight out of Jersey, but goes by Hollywood. Anyway, after she made some pretty explicit promises about the privte dance room, I decided to take one for the team, and check her out. What a freaking mistake. Full contact dances are on the other side. They are 30 per song. As we're making our way across to the other side, she asks me what my budget is, like I'm buying a used car. Once in the curtained off booth, she takes her robe off, and holy shit, that is when I start to realize, I just made a mistake. I seriously would fuck this chick with someone elses dick. Next, she proceeds to slather anti-bacterial hand sanitizer all over me. She tells me she's OCD and takes 5 showers a day. Anyway, the only toned muscle on this broad was her mouth. Ugly doesn't begin to describe it. My first impression was that she was in her forties. Once she undressed, I'm saying fifties. I took one dance from her, since I had to prepay, and left. Anyway, the long and short of it, the new bar is reodled nicely, beers are $3.75. I didn't pay a cover. The bar is in a horrible neighborhood. My recommendation, save yourself a wasted trip, and drive the 2 or 4 extra miles and go to Headlights.
13 yrs ago
This was my first time in...
This was my first time in a club like this. It was a split setup the door to the right takes you to a full alcohol bikini bar and the door to the left is the lap dance club. Admission was $20 I think, it might have been $25. I started off in the bikini bar to warm up and have a beer, except there were no girls dancing on the stage. I guess they were all busy in the lap dance room. I sat down and had a beer anyway. After about 10-15 minutes a few girls started trickling in from the other room and the bartender called for one of the girls to take the stage. By now there are two other girls hanging around the bar area and some milf in long black hair all done up in a a gown and shit comes over and chats me up inviting me right away for a lap dance. I wait and finish my second beer and then head in to the other side with her. The dances are $20 a song and $30 if you want to touch above the waist. I of course opt for the touching dance and take out two twentys expecting some change and she gives me some line about thanks for the nice tip. I let it slide figuring I'll get an extra nice show. WRONG.. she sucked ass. I paid for touching and she did here best to keep at a distance...this after taking an extra $10 from me. I couldn't wait for that song to be over. Avoid the milf with the long black hair at all cost. I went back over to the bar area and a cute girl named Hailey caught my eye. Nothing special, a girls next door type with a few extra pound but not much. She had a nice nice rack and I went over and chatted with her. We went over to the lap dance side and I plunked down $40 and asked her if she would do better than her friend. She was so appreciative of the tip up front she started with an awesome neck massage for about 4 min before the next song even started. She then proceeded to give me one of the best times I ever had with my pants on. She was AMAZING. Grinding and grouping. Amazing breasts in my hands in my face. Top notch...I had to go for another dance. She rode my johnson through my pants and blew my load half way through the second song. I left a very happy guy. Hailey rocks guys... treat her right and she'll blow your mind!
This club is now called Headlights...
This club is now called Headlights Gold, an upscale version of the sister JBs/Headlights down the road in Chesapeake. This was my first time in the club since the renovation/ownership change. I arrived at about 5 pm after spending a couple of hours at JBs/Headlights. Plenty of parking, the lot was nearly empty. Two entrances, one labeled "VIP" and one labeled "Lounge". I believe they both led into the same lobby area which had metal detectors and a cover collection station (unmanned at this time of day). I went into the lounge area to the right. The layout: average sized bar at one end of a nice looking large room. Some tables with chairs. A couple of pool tables. And a large T-shaped stage with 3 poles. Two T.V.s, one with the news and one on sports. Clean, new restroom. Four guys sitting at the bar including me. Bartender was a middle-aged lady, friendly enough. Bottle of beer cost me $3.25. Also available was a full liquor selection and what looked to be an extensive food menu. One dancer, maybe a 5, sitting at the bar. Soon a second dancer came walking in wearing an evening gown type of dress, very clingy. She approached every guy and asked if they wanted a private dance. All turned her down. I found out later her name was Michelle when she took a seat next to me. She promised a lot of fun in the back, quoting me $30 a dance. That sent alarms off as other reviews stated $25, but not sure that was since the ownership change. She was pretty enough: long black hair, very pretty face, nice rack but I never got a good look below that. I almost took her back just to check out the entire scene, but decided to pass. Kind of regret it now sitting here typing this review. Just as I was leaving a petite black dancer came in and sat at the bar. I'd heard this place starts up at about 5, but by 6 it had yet to start up. Still, I liked the atmosphere and it sure has potential. I'll be back on hopefully a better day and time.
Eye kind of has it right...
Eye kind of has it right - although I would be willing to bet she is a dancer for Lappers. The reality is that the dancers at FF are hotter on average. There are a couple who wouldn't make it at big city clubs off course - but this is Portsmouth! On average of the Portsmouth clubs, FF has the hotter chicks. I had a decent night there the two months ago, and finally have a chance to write about it. I stopped by just for a quick visit, hoping to see Precious - but she was off that night. Instead I hung out with a sister duo - an older chunkier momma, and a younger, hotter and (I am sure) on the road to getting a bun in the oven soon (just turned 18 supposedly). The younger one was really the one I wanted to get a dance from, but I have often found that the hotter ones give worse dances - so I hedged my bets, and talked up the older one first. She was nice, kind of boring, and I finally thought I might as well get a dance over with since I had already sat for a while chatting. Her dances were boring, and rote. Nothing to write home to mom about, and nothing to get me even slightly going. I was going to leave, but thought what the heck. I told her I was going to get a dance from her sister - and she was totally cool about it. Turns out the sister is a not just hotter, but a way better dancer. She was definitely doing the push for the full contact money - full contact dances cost more then 2X as much as non-contact dances. She was very soft, and delicate with her dancing, and kept rubbing her tits on me in a way to just invited me to grab hold. Lets just say she won her full contact money. FYI, there are no extras in this club - there are cameras. But, as in most clubs in Portsmouth, you get excellent grindage, and the girls understand the concept of the High Friction Dances. If I was looking for a little more privacy with a nicer to look at chick - I would go to FF. If I was look to get my rocks off on a budget, and looks did not matter - then Lappers is your best bet.

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