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review
13 years ago
This isn't the place for everyone....
This isn't the place for everyone. Stage shows are sometimes intermittent, there are usually less than 10 dancers at any given time, the dancers won't be all under 25 years old, and they...
TeenyWeeny
Washington
review
13 years ago
Went in on a Saturday afternoon,...
Went in on a Saturday afternoon, anticipating that my regular blonde would be there, but it's been a few weeks and I didn't check if she was beforehand. As usual, I was the only...
poppadoc
Washington
review
13 years ago
Used to be a regular at...
Used to be a regular at Sands, first visits in about a year. Apparently Luna is no longer there, but Blair is still working. Wednesday afternoon #1, went in and saw...
ghk444
review
13 years ago
This is a relatively low-volume club,...
This is a relatively low-volume club, atleast at night (10pm or later when I arrive here). There are quite a few girls here I consider the regulars. Most of them are in their 20s,...
eightysix
review
13 years ago
Sands is a small strip club...
Sands is a small strip club in north seattle neighborhood. Parking isnt too bad and the club is easy to see from the street. The club inside is clean and they do have a...
perryellis
review
13 years ago
Well - tried it again and...
Well - tried it again and I think I came to a realization about the state of this and some other strip clubs. Technological disruption - dancers are more and more private dancers and...
erikthered
California
review
13 years ago
I know I keep reviewing the...
I know I keep reviewing the same club, but the Sands just keeps reeling me back in. I had some free time, and headed to the Sands about midnight on a Saturday. I realize...
poppadoc
Washington
review
13 years ago
What can't I say about this...
What can't I say about this place? 3 dancers on duty when I arrived, and all were gone within an hour! No cover/drink refund or announcement, nothing! We just sat in...
theerrprentice
review
13 years ago
Been to the Sands a few...
Been to the Sands a few times since my last review of the place, and have only left disappointed once. That time, was played by the promise and switch game by two younger black...
poppadoc
Washington
review
14 years ago
Okay, so finally made it out...
Okay, so finally made it out to Sands post-Jiggles shutdown. I'd heard through the grapevine that it was a hot game in town, for mileage and for the cream of the crop of...
RicksFan
review
14 years ago
What I weird experience I had...
What I weird experience I had here. As soon as I walked in the club, an indian girl was at my side asking for a drink and a dance. I barely got to see...
nstar2d
review
14 years ago
Wow. IF you've been to...
Wow. IF you've been to more than say, 15 or 20 strip clubs in the USA in your lifetime, you are probably familiar with getting asked if you'd like a dance (lap, table,...
erikthered
California
review
14 years ago
This review is for a visit...
This review is for a visit I made a couple Saturdays ago. I was there sometime around 3ish. There were maybe 6 or so ladies working at the time. It was...
raelianz
review
14 years ago
Went in on a Friday afternoon....
Went in on a Friday afternoon. Hadn't been there in years, but had heard good things from some other sources. Wound up posting at a table for nearly half an hour as a couple...
poppadoc
Washington
review
14 years ago
I have been here a couple...
I have been here a couple of times in the last decade or two - physically it looks great for a little club - the mileage always varies - I've never asked for or...
erikthered
California
review
14 years ago
As other posters have pointed out,...
As other posters have pointed out, it's a different deal during the day and during the night. At night, there are tons of dancers, the VIP is packed, and the talent varies greatly....
ericburns045
Florida
review
14 years ago
Wandering around, decided to give this...
Wandering around, decided to give this club a visit. Had been here once before a long time ago and had decided that it wasn't a club to come back to. How wrong...
TeenyWeeny
Washington
review
14 years ago
Showed up on a Sunday after...
Showed up on a Sunday after hanging out at a local bar next to the Sands, decided to drop over and see what talent they had at the Club.I noticed a nice selection of...
mariners
Washington
review
14 years ago
Came by on a lunch break...
Came by on a lunch break and found the place to be pretty dead. There was no one on stage and the dancers were gathered around a table talking. I sat down ordered a...
caladrios
review
14 years ago
If there were strip club awards,...
If there were strip club awards, The Sands may be the front runner for Most Improved. In my last visit I counted seven dancers on an afternoon shift, and these were young, fairly...
lux interior
Washington
review
14 years ago
We went in on a Monday...
We went in on a Monday night after getting into town and watching the NCAA Championship football game. We figured the clubs in town would be busy after the game. We were wrong. 5...
bluize
Northern Cal
review
14 years ago
My experience was almost identical to...
My experience was almost identical to what disco_pete describes below. The dancers were average in looks and when I got there, they were congregated at the bar, ordering take out. A couple more where...
krider
Washington
review
14 years ago
Still clean on the inside, and...
Still clean on the inside, and boring on the stage. The dancers have developed a culture there where they avoid exerting any effort if it's at all possible. They'll sit at the...
disco_pete
review
14 years ago
The Sands has some mysterious pull...
The Sands has some mysterious pull over me. Every time I go there are only a couple of girls on shift, nobody dancing, and it is such a dive I tell myself I'm never...
clubberlane
review
14 years ago
Been here several times and decided...
Been here several times and decided to stop by on my way home on a Friday. Sat down, ordered my $10 Coke, and waited for someone to either take the stage or offer...
ericburns045
Florida