Tropical Lei Reviews

one of the best clubs ive been to out of about 7. The selection was the best ive seen the place itself was not very suitable for such a great selection. i only received the "general" lap dances that are conducted in the open.The I recall in the neighborhood of...

Tropical Lei is a nice little joint in Upland. Its surprisingly small when you first step inside. The main stage is in the middle on the room and there are a couple of nice sections on the very end of the room against the walls where all the fun happens....

I went there for the first time and it was great. The place is a bit small. It's totally dark in there. Dancers were friendly, good looking, and love the sweet stripper smells. I likely the VIP room where you can be a little naughty and...

Don't know what previous poster is talking about, watered down drinks, the serve soda, give me a break! madelinine is the shit, hot cougar type with a hot engine that makes your stick trottle. Gina is another hot Milf/Cougar that gives a great ride and has a hot engine under...

Great place. Arrived at around 8PM on a weeknight, I was the only one there. One girl on the stage, so I sat down to watch. An older blonde sat down beside me and started rubbing her nipple on my arm, so I bought her a drink ($5 i think)....

Great Club. Always leave happy. Madeline rocks but Star is heaven. Dancers are really friendly and most of them are hot. Drinks are watered down so watch for that. I feel this is about the best value in entertainment by far....

Don't expect higher mileage, at least on weekdays. These girls are out to squeeze your wallet dry. I am not gonna name the name but this tall, skinny blonde girl took $300 and gave me a $120 dance! Being a non-confrontational person, I didn't want to cause any commotion....

This club is like the ugly kid sister of Hawaii Theater. The good news is it's cheaper than HT. The bad news is everything else.

If you're in COI and surrounding burbs looking for clubs and you don't live there, chances are you're looking for a little...

I went to the Lei for the first time in probably 5 or 6 years, back before they had VIP rooms. So obviously the prices have gone way up. I miss the old days of 2 for 1 nude dances for $20 during which the dancers would even reach into...

Was out that way so i had to see if my buddy Gina was in the house. Yeah, she was! We talked for a bit and the went to the backroom, nice and private and quiet. 8 dances later I could barely walk, she took me back to my seat...

If you like unpretentious clubs with high mileage, moderately attractive dancers, and a staff that doesn't excessively get in your face, this is your club.

BASIC ORIENTATION; Club has the hole in the wall look with adequate, if not generous lot/street parking. Doorman greets you by asking if you're carrying a...

Had a couple of hours to kill last Thursday, so hit the club about 10PM. Good selection of dancers, ranging from young girl-next-door types, to multiple piercings, to a couple MILFs. You won't sit alone for long, and when someone joins you you are asked quickly if you...

I visited the club late on Saturday night. While expensive, the TL is always a guaranteed sure thing. After paying the typical over priced cover, I took a seat at the dance stage rail. I always start there since it is more comfortable than the wall cubes (your feet can...

Went with some friends on a Tuesday night. 15 to get in and regular lap dances are 25. Waitresses push the drink sale for the girls a bit much.

Mileage was through the roof. Hands were able to roam free. Sitting in front of stage at the tip rail was...

I was on business in the east LA Co. area when I stumbled upon Tropical Lei on the interweb, so I thought I'd go check things out. Got to the club in the early eve and was told by the bouncer dude no cell phones with cameras are allowed....

wow, what a visit! I had never been to this club before but had read about it here on TUSCL...upon entering, you are wanded and asked to leave your cell phone in your car. I walked in and immediately noticed it was pitch black. I sat down at the...

You can't beat the mileage...

A couple of questions...
1. There was a famous Physisist, named Richard Feynman, who used to solve problems while sitting in a club. Does anyone know if this was the one? He taught at Cal Tech, which is very close by.

2. What are...

Boy this place is tiny. There are high chairs lining the walls for topless dances. The only problem is they are so high that no man's feet can touch the ground unless he's in the NBA. It's a ridiculous sight to see a wall of men eagerly...

I visited the club on Tuesday about 2:00 pm and found 5 dancers and 6 customers. The dancers were about 4 or 5 except one that was about 8. I tried to get the better looking one to talk to me but she had more interest in the manager. The...

Have been going to TL for over 10 years, through several owners. Usually go on Sundays or Mondays. Favorite girls have been Jenny, Jane (Weekdays), Janice and Ivy. Many of them are now elsewhere, but they are always replaced by lovely women. The ethnic mix is...

HEY BOYS ITS PARIS, IM A TL dancer, tall petite platinum blonde, 19 years old, tons of fun, i work monday wendsday friday and sunday day shifts, stop in and play with me =)...

Stopped by because I was in the area, it has been a long time since i was here. Lots of the girls were agressive but not pushy. Finally Madeline came by and asked for a dance. Madeline is average MILF, great nipples and a nice body. Went to the VIP...

Was in Ontario for business and read the other reviews here and decided to give this place a shot.

Boy I was glad I did! Remember to leave your cell phone in the car...the guy up front was real cool about it. Walked in, took a seat in what...

came in on a weekday afternoon, had to pay a cover charge, but was pleasantly suprised. there were about 8 dancers, with a wide variety in body build/cuteness. the laps were $20, and pretty good mileage depending on the girl. i did not opt for the vip, but i've heard...

I arrived at around 2:30 and was out by 3:45. I was there 74 minutes more than I would have liked. There were eight girls total at the time that I arrived and the place was a ghost town. Here's a quick lineup:

- Karina
- Daylene
- Tatianna
- Mercedes
- Ginger
- Joey
-...