Vanity After Dark Reviews

This place is a pretty standard strip club, but definitely quite a bit better than some of the places in the neighborhood (which can be pretty sketch). I went here in the middle of the afternoon, which was great because it was one of the only places open over there....

Upscale venue with a nice selection of dancers. Plenty of free seating as well as nice VIP areas. Three different (one main, two small) stages. The two smaller stages opened up around 11.

The dancers were as a nice assortment of candy but all tall and modelesque. Not perfect 10s in...

Have to be honest, I had an "off" day on my last visit here. I've frequented this club many times before, and have managed to have positive experiences for the most part. The girls have always been friendly, the stage rotations are great, and the staff are welcoming....

I visited this club last Wednesday around 9 pm. It was very slow until 10:30 and then it picked up. There were a few 8's but mostly 7's. Most girls are good looking but unlike gold club they don't sit and hang out. They just want to start negotiating dance...

Really loved the environment, it felt classy and upscale. We were greeted warmly and everyone was very nice. Three stages (one main stage) kept about 20 women busy the whole time we were there. We were there on a Friday night and the place was pretty dead, the dancers far...

This was my 5th or 6th time visiting penthouse in SF. I've been to the four major SCs in the city and I don't know why I continue to dabble in the others. There are 3 stages in which dancers will be on, the main one downstairs, secondary...

Visiting on a Thursday evening; this is my go-to club in SF (see previous review), but it's getting pricey.

First, I will stress again that I think this is the best strip club layout you will find anywhere, and the club has a very upscale and spacious feel (although they seem...

I visited this club just after it opened at 6 pm. The doorman was courteous and explained that no girls were currently performing, and wouldn't be performing for another 15-20 minutes. After waiting 45 minutes (music was OK, it was happy hour (though I think I was over-charged), and I...

The Penthouse Club is on Broadway, just a bit separated from a large cluster of other clubs all together. The doorman, rather than the typical bouncer checking ids, was more like a concierge at a hotel or theater or something. He greeted me, shook my hand, opened the door for...

Went on an early evening -- club was just starting up, so that definitely colors the visit, it was not in full swing yet. I'd heard Penthouse was the nicest club in the city physically, and that the food was actually excellent, on par with a good restaurant, although...

I've had bad luck at other SF clubs but decided to give this one a try when I was at a conference. Bouncer outside scanned my license so if you need deniability, this isn't your place. Walked inside and it was pretty shiny and plush. Was a quiet night,...

This club is what I believe is the newest club among the Deja Vu clubs. The interior was very spacious, similar to the Gold Club and the exact opposite of the Hustler club. I remember seeing a main stage and also two side stages (including one upstairs). Girls were all...

I visited on a Saturday night in March about 11pm. The club is stylish on the outside and inside. I was charged $15 cover and was required to show my drivers license which they scan and retain data for 6 mo they said. That seemed...

Last Wednesday, There were about 6 to 10 dancers in the club. two of them were 9+. I ordered drinks and I was joined by a cute asian girl. We talked for a while and then decided to take a lap dance. Minimal contact with no real action.

We did hang...

Was on a business trip last week right after Christmas. Nice looking place on the outside. Valet parking cost $8 plus tip. Entry fee was $20. It was packed to the gills! My friends and I had to stand because there was no place to sit which doesn't usually make...

I have to admit, this club has declined a bit over the past few years. I went during a conference night, and expected a bit more traffic, but the club only had 5-6 patrons, and less than 10 dancers. Normally, that ratio of dancers would be fantastic, but the...

Decided to visit the Penthouse Club in SF tonight while in town on business. It was pretty slow but that wasn't a bad thing as it meant that the girls were able to be extra friendly and not rush anything. I grabbed a drink (only $8 for a...

Came with a group of friends for a special evening. The special guest was well taken care off with bikini dances. The dancer were a mix of ethnicities but were primarily white - many brunettes and a few blondes; some girls with tattoos (which I like); however there were only...

This club feels like it has the potential to be great but right now it's basically mediocre. It has a great look and layout - very modern, with plenty of food and booze options for the high rollers. Servers and bouncers were attentive and extremely professional. Lap dances were 30...

Stopped in after a business trip to check out the club. I came here once before during the day time and it was pretty dead and girls weren't particularly active or interactive. Went in about 9pm or so and I would say there were about 20+ girls. Not...

I stopped by based on the quality of their website and previous comments that this was a very upscale spot. It certainly is. The quality of the furnishings and club amenities are top notch +. That means there's not a lot of extra fun stuff here. The valet...

Dropped by after a ballgame. Nice chat with very cute bartender but I have a thing for latinas. Anyway, a pyt sat next to me and we struck up a conversation. Did a dance and all was well. Had to leave but I agreed to come back next week for...

Part of the Deja Vu empire that dominates the strip club market in San Francisco, one of the swankiest clubs in town.

Dances Offered:
- $20 bikini floor dances, one song
- $100 semi-private room bikini dances, three songs
- $350 VIP room bikini dances for 30 minutes
- $600 VIP room bikini dances for...

I came here on a Tuesday night while I was in SF for business, and I when I go to clubs, I usually go by myself, and this night was no different. I paid my cover, but I can't remember how much it was. Maybe $10. Anyway,...

One of the best strip club options in SF that caters to crowds that love to have a great club atmosphere. Everything from the décor, the tables, and facilities are top notch. Located in the North Beach area of SF, this club should cater to tourists as well as...