Reviews

I went here late summer this year and had a lot of fun. So look, the set up of the place is a little weird. Very small stage. If you're looking for stage work, this…

As per the title, Vanity is as of recently under new management and they're making changes. I previously enjoyed coming to Vanity as a warmup for the night because their Inflation Buster deal was 3…

Was here for a work trip. One of a few stops as there are quite a few strip clubs on this street. Tuesday late evening but before midnight. Cover was half off and paid $10 to…

Saturday evening was cold and after having Ramen, I arrived at Vanity. The bouncer greeted me and told me there were only three ladies who arrived as it was early (7.30pm). I had no place…

Stopped by Vanity on a Thursday night after seeing they had a free cover before 9 PM and the “Inflation Buster” deal for dances. Walked in solo around 8 and was pleasantly surprised — not…

Location - easy to find online. Google says this is permanently closed, but it is NOT. Their website has info on entry fee, lap dance cost, vip rooms etc. I went on Thursday - around…

Was in town for business and dropped by this place after a work event. The layout is a bit surprising. From the outside, this looks like a big warehouse type of club, but…

Reviewed Vanity a few times but worth an update. Entry fee $10-$20 depending on time you show up. Free earlier and certain nights. This club has been trying different things to drive business. Strip club is back…

San Francisco, CA. Friday night. Came here after getting hounded constantly at Garden of Eden fuck that shit, it's annoying as hell. Came down this way. Cover is $20, military is free and also they…

Got turned away at the door at Centerfolds by their roidhead bouncer so tried this spot. The bouncer there was super cool. Don’t remember the cover but think it was in the $15-20 range. Fine…

In town for work so I decided to check the place out. I went around 7, not realizing they open at 7, so for the first 15 mins or so it was literally just me…

I’ve been to vanity a few times and it slowly has become my go-to. To be fair, all San Francisco clubs are overpriced, but for a more traditional strip club experience, I’ve found the staff…

So never been to this place in SF before and a friend took me. When you go inside, the place immediately opens up to a cavern like room with a small pole dancing stage on…

I visited Vanity on a Wednesday night 10pm to midnight or so. I started the night at Centerfolds but left after 15 minutes when it became apparent the dancers were not my type (I prefer…

A guy in a suit led me in around a corner, up some stairs, around another corner, then another corner then things opened up into a big room with tables, girls, and a small sunken…

Located in the North Beach area of San Francisco - commercial neighborhood with lots of bars and restaurants. The area is not nice but not scary as well - one added plus is that there…

I visited Vanity-after-dark on Saturday evening July 30, 2002 from about 8:45 to 10:30 pm. The club is on Broadway about 3 blocks east of Columbus. There is no parking at the club,…

Club Location and Parking: Nightshift only topless club in North Beach SF with 6 other nearby (mostly FN) clubs. SF has a problem with cars getting smashed and grabbed when parked on street or in parking…

This is one of the many clubs on broadway. Military is free here. The guy at the front Jim was very friendly. The club is itself is really good looking. Walk in past reception desk.…

Sometimes, you really do get what you pay for. The club is impeccable. The decor is modern with a definite classic SF twist to it. Great food at cheaper prices than restaurants of comparable quality.…

So I wanted to try out some of the other SF Broadway clubs since Centerfolds has been kind of on the downswing recently, and I stopped into the Penthouse club right across the street on…

In town for business and was looking for a fun way to spend the evening... wandered up and down Broadway in SFO at about 10:00 checking out the options and settled on the Penthouse Club…

randomly walked by, cuz I wanted a calzone for dinner from Calzones restaurant around the corner. It was about 8pm on a Saturday. I parked down the road and walked right by it. A door…

I visited the club after I wasn't feeling the vibe across the street at Deja Vu Centerfolds. Surprising there was no cover on a Saturday evening (probably because it was fleet week). It was my…

COVER: The cover was $15 I believe. However, we got it waived because we bought a bottle. The bottle came out to be around 575. The dance prices were 3 songs for $100. FACILITY: Upon entering, we…