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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

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published 13 yrs ago
I have been to this club...
reviewed by
ejay72

7.7

I have been to this club a few times. And I always have a good time. They will have porn star Features on the weekend about 2x a month. I have seen thie likes of…

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published 13 yrs ago
The description if this club as...
reviewed by
godeep13

7.7

The description if this club as being run down is exagerated. Likewise the neighborhood. That part of Market St is just blocks from a major downtown shopping area and close to the street car stop.…

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published 13 yrs ago
I rarely make it into San...
reviewed by
JRT

5.7

I rarely make it into San Francisco anymore, so when I had some time to kill Saturday afternoon, I decided to come in. The door guy gave me a $5 discount and let me in…

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published 13 yrs ago
There's nothing much to this club...
reviewed by
drnickj

6.7

There's nothing much to this club physically; it's ugly on the outside, ugly in the general dancing area, and ugly in the (semi-)private rooms off to the side. However, the ladies are beautiful and very…

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published 13 yrs ago
Stopped in on a Wednesday evening,...
reviewed by
jdoggy

6.3

Stopped in on a Wednesday evening, around 9pm. There were around 15 customers, with only a couple sitting up near the stage. I started out sitting in the 2nd row near the stage,…

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published 13 yrs ago
My first time in San Francisco...
reviewed by
sirlapsalot7

6.0

My first time in San Francisco and I decide to hit up this club. I parked about two blocks away and ran the gauntlet of interesting characters, hearing vendors if anyone wants some weed…

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published 13 yrs ago
Great club! Came about a year...
reviewed by
ahoychips

7.0

Great club! Came about a year ago, the set up seemed very strange. I'm not sure why it's like a movie theater almost. I was not a fan of the set up initially, and felt…

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published 13 yrs ago
Okay. This is one of...
reviewed by
vowelball

8.0

Okay. This is one of the best clubs, or at least my favorite kind of club. The decor is a little tacky, but hey, who wants all this ultra-highend furniture and thick carpet…

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published 13 yrs ago
Was in SF for the night...
reviewed by
rdsf8786

6.0

Was in SF for the night and staying downtown so I decided to give CH a shot. There is $25 dollar cover to get in (IMO, a tad steep) and there is one main stage…

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published 13 yrs ago
The $25 cover is a little...
reviewed by
Neech

6.7

The $25 cover is a little steep and when you first enter, this club looks a little wierd because it feels like a small/ cheap movie theater. However, the quality of girls is surprisingly good…

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published 13 yrs ago
Crazy horse, first time went with...
reviewed by
rajesh_an_ant

8.7

Crazy horse, first time went with a couple of friends. We actually didnt do much research
and just decided to try it. The cover is usually around $20.It was a Sat afternoon and
we didnt know how…

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published 13 yrs ago
This is a cool club. It's...
reviewed by
smithbob123

8.0

This is a cool club. It's not the nicest place around, but the layout is pretty unique. Theater-style seats surround the stage, and if you sit near the stage and tip, the girls will often…