Reviews

Overall better than I first expected. Good value in perv row and private dances were high mileage.

Visited after work ended early on a Thursday (approximately 4 pm). Note that street parking…

A great trip to the Crazy Horse. I usually stop in once or twice a year when I'm in town. My last trip, I wasn't too happy about (didn't post a review) and…

I was in San Francisco on business. I hadn't been there in a few years and I heard that the Market Street Cinema wasn't up to the old days. I decided to avoid going there…

This club is rapidly becoming my favorite in the city. The quality of the dancers is very good and even though the building is average/kinda beat, I believe the reason quality girls come here is…

Back to the Horse. I was here on Oct. 20th to see the porn star performer, Alexis Texas.

A few new dancers that I haven't seen before. A plus is they finally fixed the…

This place is a little different, it is set up like a movie theater with a stage at the center, lots of theater seating in rows, no tables.

The girls are relentless in asking for dances,…

Been to Crazy Horse a few times when I am in town visiting friends. Usually get there between 1 and 3 am, depending on how the bars are treating me. There is usually a good…

I have been to this club a few times. And I always have a good time. They will have porn star Features on the weekend about 2x a month. I have seen thie likes of…

The description if this club as being run down is exagerated. Likewise the neighborhood. That part of Market St is just blocks from a major downtown shopping area and close to the street car stop.…

I rarely make it into San Francisco anymore, so when I had some time to kill Saturday afternoon, I decided to come in. The door guy gave me a $5 discount and let me in…

There's nothing much to this club physically; it's ugly on the outside, ugly in the general dancing area, and ugly in the (semi-)private rooms off to the side. However, the ladies are beautiful and very…

Stopped in on a Wednesday evening, around 9pm. There were around 15 customers, with only a couple sitting up near the stage. I started out sitting in the 2nd row near the stage,…