Reviews

Went after a few drinks on a Thursday night while I was in town. I check out the website and they say they'll text you a code for cheap entry. Never got the text, but the door girl lets me use the discount anyway. I walk inside and it's almost DESERTED. Before I can even sit down and take a look at who's on stage, I'm accosted by a dancer for a private dance. She's pushy and says there isn't going to be anyone good on stage anyway. First mistake, damned tipsy me. She's pretty and 40-somethingish with an average frame and full natural breasts. From the dance, she quickly pushes the upsell and I'm horny so I go along with it (along with a couple stupid trips to the ATM). Long story short, I pay a couple hundred bucks for a halfhearted HJ that I ended up finishing myself.

Ah, there is a reason we used to call this place the cess pool...this place is gross, make no mistake about it. Most of the women here are not in their normal mind, are incredibly aggressive and you come here for one reason and one reason only. Monday and Tuesday nights are usually slow. Still, saw one used condom on the floor of a booth and another just outside of the bathroom near the front. The floor is sticky and worn and walking around makes one want to shower. That being said, I was seeking something degrading and nasty. After wading though 7-8 women, found a slightly heavy (pretty common here) woman willing to take a cruise to Greece for four Benjamin's. very mechanical, rushed and little heat. But got the job done. You don't come here for quality and finding a great time is rare. But if you want something quick, without hassle and in-out-on your way, this place works. Still gross though. Can't wash my hands enough. Place has gone way downhill over the last decade. Can't say I recommend it but that would be hypocritical as its good for a release but certainly nothing gfe or super awesome.

Very seedy and pretty dirty inside. Not like that's the most important thing though. In front area dancers were very agressive about wanting laps. Quality wasn't great, but there were a couple that were decent including a small blonde about 25-30 years old that was very friendly. Just tipped her up front for a couple of dances and she gave some good mileage. Her hands were wandering too until I didn't want to go to the back with her and then things got more brusque and businesslike. Stayed another 30-40 minutes after that but just spectated but nothing else really turned me on. I think I'll try again at night. This place was a rip off 8 years ago when I visited but hard to tell if still the same old thing....

Okay, so I went to the Market Street Cinema with a couple of friends. It had been since I've gone... 10 years?.. the place looked a bit grungy. Okay... A lot grungier since I last been here. It has jut gotten older and dirtier. Kind of like me I guess. Anyway, the girls were okay looking, some cute. I think they were a bit friendlier to us, because we were a mixed group ( girls and a guys ). Or perhaps because we a slightly loud, slightly drunk group of people a little loose with the tip money. Probably, the latter. Anyway, we all got multiple lap dances and girls in our group especially enjoyed comparing, feeling, groping and visa versa the bodies of the dancers. The ladies are okay cute and have a hard job and this place deserves a visit, despite being a bit grungy.

Club is in a converted 1912-built theater that's seen (much) better days. The cover is $25 but sometimes can get a $15 voucher they hand out 'round town. The "doormen" tend to look like someone who wandered over from an AA meeting. Music tends to be a headache-inducing level designed to be heard from the front of entrance. Still a bad neighboorhood whose few customers tend to be poor black men (just sayin') who have no cash & actually try to pimp out the dancers- hilarious to watch dancers laugh @them! Has gone downhill slowly and is now worst in The City- most the ladies here could not last a week @ competing clubs nearby. Club used to have features here of 80's porn stars with big hairdos & gigantic boob jobs- they still left a third of over 100 portaits of past ones in stairway. Came to see '06 NV gov-hopful/ Adult Legend Mimi Miyagi feature in Jan '07 & met 2 great dancers: Lucky & Emile in process. The dancers otherwise mostly high-hustle and have to be cause of their skanky looks. You will be offered a COMPLETE menu in the private rooms- if u don't have a favorite here skip this club. Most of my favorites move on quickly to better clubs. When I first ventured here in '05, the back area smelled like a backed up outhouse and I couldn't bring myself back 'til they brought in DejaVu to seriously clean it. The only reason to try it is if you like someone in particular working there; the other 4 to 11 girls are usually gross and smell like cannabis & desperation.

MSC used to be my "go to" SC in SFO (the good old days were at least 10 years ago). Club has gotten nicer inside since ownership changed (think it was acquired by the Deja Vu chain) -- used to be pretty sleazy inside (remember the grinding area against the back wall!). Unfortunately the mileage has dropped significantly over the same time period. This was guaranteed FS in the past for generally no more than $100 (sometimes less). Although there were a few decent looking girls on the night that I was there, the hustle level was very high and my understanding is that there is not much action (at least at a reasonable price) anywhere in the club. I left unsatisfied but with a full wallet. If you want to look at more attractive dancers there are plenty other options in town.

I stayed at a hotel only 2 blocks away from Market Street Cinema. Unfortunately, after 2 attempts, I couldn't muster the courage to complete the short journey to MSC. Market street was lined with some very shady looking folks. I expected the homeless/crazy types, but I saw some folks standing on the street looking like they were looking for a "mark" to rob. I didn't want to be that mark, so I turned my ass around and ran (literally) back to the hotel. Now, I have been in some pretty shady neighborhoods around the country in search of the pleasantly filthy strip club experience, but this is the first time I've turned back. My advice, take a cab. I hear the UberCab app for iphones is good for getting a cabbie on the spot. I suspect there aren't many taxis circling through that neighborhood late at night so a return trip from the club could be dangerous if not prepared (as I was not).

Its been awhile since I stepped foot into MSC. The place has really changed from a physical standpoint. Extremely nice seating area in both the front and back stage rooms. Cover is still pricy at $20 and of course you get hit by 2 or 3 girls as soon as you walk in. I went to the seating area to watch a few dancers. Good fully nude shows and drop a few bucks here. Interested to see if any high-milage laps are available and if the girls would offer any. They did say for a decent tip they we could have a fun party in the back. Not too sure what that meant as it was very vague. In the old days you knew what you were getting and the girls were very upfront about it. I didn't take them up on their offer as I've heard you don't get much in the back rooms these days. But, was fun to visit the old stomping grounds where I lost my lap dance virginity.

It was early on a Wed night when I found myself in the area. The place was quiet, so when a stripper finally approached me, I took her up on her offer to go in the back. She was only about a 6, with breasts that flopped around so much she had to keep holding them in place. But I was feeling desperate, as I was only on the city for one night on this visit. So I took her up on her offer to go into the back room for $200. At that point, she told me that to do anything fun, I was going to need to give her at least $300 more.I did not have it, so she kept trying to get me to put it on an ATM or credit card. And she had great promises of how much she was willing to do if I came up with the money. But as she was talking, I was realizing she was not worth it, so I went out. I walked all around, and the place really was dead. This was back during the week of WWDC, so maybe no one comes in that week. But I only saw a couple of other women who were even less appealing than the first. It's a little sad, I have memories of this place being an incredible place to get an eyeful of beauty, and an easy place to get laid back in the day. I hope it was just because I was too early, or on the wrong night of the week.

Haven't been here in years, decided to go for a bit of nostalgia. Pay the $20 buck cover to get in, and the girl at the register asks if I want a handstamp to go in and out. Why not? So she stamps it. By this time a tall black stripper is already waving at me - in the lobby - and asking if I "need a friend." She's not my type, so I politely say, "Maybe later." I head into the main area. It's actually cleaner and nicer than I remember - they now have some decent chairs. I sit down to watch the one dancer on the stage - covered in tattoos, not very attractive. Another girl comes over and sits on my lap - about as attractive as the girl onstage, but with a lip piercing that's not my thing. She tries to chat me up, but I'm still politely refusing. She leaves. Then the tall one from the lobby comes over, sits next to me, asks me if I'm naughty and reaches over to give my crotch a rub. Like I said, not my type, which I think she can tell from the reaction to the rub. So far it's a bust. I hit the restroom for a few minutes. When I come back into the theater, I see the first good looking woman yet - she's a cute brunette with natural tits. She RUNS over to me, hugs me, and tells me I'm "hot as hell". (By the way, I'm not. So my BS meter is rapidly approaching the red line.) She drags me to the back - I mean that, she was pulling on my arm - to meet with another girl, a skanky one, in a booth. Cutie's top comes off, and she tells me to give Skanky my credit card "for the room". That's not happening. So then they're giving me some rapid fire come ons - "Do you want some booze? Do you want some party favors? Come on, fuck both of us?" The hard sell is in overdrive at this point. Largely out of curiosity, I say, "How much?" "Don't worry about it." Red flag. And I say, "Sorry, too hard sell." And I'm out. Like I said, one of them was nice looking, and I might have been up for it had it not been for the reek of an imminent ripoff. When I get to my car, I take a look at the handstamp; it's a frowny face - :( - how appropriate.

Worst experience in recent visit between Mitchell O'Farrell and New Century Cinema. Nice phyiscal layout -- comfortable chairs, nice dance area, lots of choices for private rooms (though, as with a lot of clubs, they use the timer machine to keep track of dances). However, VERY poor selection of women -- maybe one women I would want to even touch, much less get a dance from. In addition, prices were ridiculous -- $300 for 10-12 minutes with an ugly women who seems cheesed off if you even attempt to ask about prices. Finally, good number of women don't speak English worth a darn (or pretend they don't), making any ocnversation or negotiation impossible. If this is your only option, stay in the hotel and order the adult pay-per-view; much better choice.

Went here on a complete whim. Immediately got hit up by the hard sell before even entering the club -- Basically a "Do you want the grand tour" schtick. Politely declined, paid the $20 dollar admission and went on in. Most of the girls were just average but there were a few standouts and it seemed to get better as the night went on. I ended up spotting the girl I was interested in and she took me to the back for a very very expensive ($200.00) seven song set. Lots of touching allowed. And she offered some more nefarious elements (HJ) for an extra tip. As that wasn't my goal I declined but clearly high mileage is possible here. Some of the dancers were actually a bit brazen about it including one offering me a BJ in back for my extra cash. Again I declined but there you go.