Went after a few drinks on...

Went after a few drinks on a Thursday night while I was in town. I check out the website and they say they'll text you a code for cheap entry. Never got the text, but the door girl lets me use the discount anyway.

I walk inside and it's almost DESERTED. Before I can even sit down and take a look at who's on stage, I'm accosted by a dancer for a private dance. She's pushy and says there isn't going to be anyone good on stage anyway. First mistake, damned tipsy me. She's pretty and 40-somethingish with an average frame and full natural breasts. From the dance, she quickly pushes the upsell and I'm horny so I go along with it (along with a couple stupid trips to the ATM). Long story short, I pay a couple hundred bucks for a halfhearted HJ that I ended up finishing myself.