It was early on a Wed...

It was early on a Wed night when I found myself in the area. The place was quiet, so when a stripper finally approached me, I took her up on her offer to go in the back. She was only about a 6, with breasts that flopped around so much she had to keep holding them in place. But I was feeling desperate, as I was only on the city for one night on this visit. So I took her up on her offer to go into the back room for $200.

At that point, she told me that to do anything fun, I was going to need to give her at least $300 more.I did not have it, so she kept trying to get me to put it on an ATM or credit card. And she had great promises of how much she was willing to do if I came up with the money. But as she was talking, I was realizing she was not worth it, so I went out.

I walked all around, and the place really was dead. This was back during the week of WWDC, so maybe no one comes in that week. But I only saw a couple of other women who were even less appealing than the first.