The club is small, dirty, loud,...

The club is small, dirty, loud, with a hell of a parking problem. The cover is $10 or more at night and night or day you get a free body frisk. The quality and quantity of dancers ranges from 0 to 10 and from 0 to 10, respectively. Translation: There might be 2 dancers or 40+ dancers, remember it is a small club, without any rhyme or reason. The dancers can be young tenders or old waterbuffalo. All dancers are black which I consider a positive.

Two-way contact dances are $5 if you're white and less if you're black and a cheapskate. About 6 months ago 2 very upscale private VIP rooms were added. They look beautiful with large flat screen TVs and plush couches. I've never seen a customer pay for one of these suites---use yes--pay no. Besides most customers prefer the nasty tiny hidden "VIP" room. The fun is the dancer, not the damn room!

The reason this club warrants a 10 is because of ALL the clubs in the South Florida area this club is where I have the most fun!