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Sporty's Bikini BarSporty's Bikini Bar

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Not as bad as I thought it would be

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Visited this place on a Friday evening. It’s located at a strip mall in Sunnyvale on El Camino. Plenty of parking. It’s open from 7PM - 2AM and they charge a cover of $20 on…

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YogaguyContributor· 3 mos ago

AWFUL

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Went in here on a monday night with minimal expectation and yet was disappointed. Entry was $10. It's a one drink minimum so I got sparkling water for $10. The place was very empty…

tuscltusclElite Reviewer· 1 yr ago

Monday Stands for Meh

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Came to visit a favorite of mine for drinks and was thankful to not be charged admission (just 1 drink minimum). Wasn't drinking tonight so Red Bill it is ($6). Admission is typically $10 so…

trapdoortrapdoorElite Reviewer· 1 yr ago

Not bad for a Monday

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Basics: $10 cover on a Monday night around 11 $9 pint of Blue Moon $40 bikini dances I was in the unusual position of finding myself in the South Bay. Unfortunately I couldn't explore the Vietnamese coffee houses as…

mjpenn07mjpenn07Elite Reviewer· 1 yr ago

Saturday Night at Sporty's

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Can't remember the last time I was here in a weekend, but the parking lot was filled! Heard the Japanese restaurant across the parking lot is decent so I'll have to try that. Arrived around…

trapdoortrapdoorElite Reviewer· 1 yr ago

Sporty Spice was a dyke

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Sunnyvale, CA. Friday night. Area seems fine to me, commercial area, I think there was a Jack in box in the parking lot. This club is in a strip mall. Plenty of parking. Walk in,…

MuddyMuddyElite Reviewer· 2 yrs ago

Below avg experience on Tue evening

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Been here on a Tuesday late evening (8 pm-ish) Entrance to this place is welcomed with a flashy LED sign board labeled “Sportys bikini”. After entering through the heavy door, a huge guy at the entrance…

nogaspnogasp· 2 yrs ago

Sporty's, enjoyable club

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Sporty's is a fairly small, but comfortable bikini bar. It is basically one room, with a long bar along one side, a stage with two poles and about 12 seats nearby, and a lapdance…

yose_lgyose_lg· 3 yrs ago

Still what you would expect

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Been coming here mainly to see one dancer who rarely is seen on stage at the club. Their IG always posts the lineups, so I'm constantly checking their story posts to see if my favorite…

trapdoortrapdoorElite Reviewer· 3 yrs ago

Chill out Sporty

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

This was my first visit to a stripclub post Covid after a break of couple of years. I went early on Tuesday evening, not sure if I was lucky or they don’t charge cover before…

JavedakhtarJavedakhtarContributor· 3 yrs ago

surprisingly had reasonable mileage for Bay area

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I went on a Friday night. This was the first time for me even though I am from bay area. Its a small cozy bar , feels more like a dive bar but there is…

gggboxgggboxContributor· 3 yrs ago

Boring Friday at Sporty’s

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

$20 Cover… went straight to bar not a place to sit down… place was busy girls on stage were typical early 20s skinny petite natural shaped bodies with several tattoos. College girl gone wild vibes.…

420nasty420nasty· 3 yrs ago

Not nude but no air dances here.

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I'm a literal newb with dive bars, but I'm going to say this feels like a dive bar. I'm probably not the best person to review bars (not my scene) but I thought I'd share…

sexylosersexyloser· 3 yrs ago1

Great for a dance club, but...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Visiting from out of state and a friend mentioned it was the closest friendly bar. Packed on a Friday night, plenty of girls chatted up even more dudes. One should note, this is a bikini…

Jeff5000Jeff5000· 3 yrs ago

So I went to a birthday party

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Friday after work I decided to give Sportys a visit. Occasionally I would go here to grab some drinks, relax and enjoy the view, but I wanted to stay a good while to get to…

408tealdick408tealdick· 4 yrs ago2

"Tip for a Tit"

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Friend from out of town was visiting and wanted to enjoy a little entertainment with his drinks, which prompted me to explain to him how terrible San Jose is for clubs. The ones here…

trapdoortrapdoorElite Reviewer· 6 yrs ago1

Lack of SC makes this survive

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

South Bay is so bad with the touching policy and that makes the SC to be so lagging behind. Sportys Bar is a bikini club that makes use of law and location to best use…

ramzmorgramzmorgContributor· 7 yrs ago

Where's the entertinment

★★★★★★★3.3/10

I was here in the early evening, and that is probably not the best time. Sat and ordered a vodka, and the prices have gone up! Used to be standard price as you…

watcher50watcher50Veteran Reviewer· 7 yrs ago

Enjoyed my time

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I've been here perhaps a dozen times. Originally, I came to see a cam model, reya sunshine. I think she said she has greek and german heritage, with a really nice and fit body and very well…

BrabbyBrabby· 7 yrs ago5

not so sporty for a fellow visitor

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

after a bad experience at cheetahs few months ago, i decided to give their sister club sporty's bikini bar a chance. I went in around 5 in the evening, there were 2 girls available but…

tuscltusclElite Reviewer· 7 yrs ago

Not sure why they call this a club....

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I was out in Cal for a visit, and decided to stop in and kill a little time. Very small club (if you can call it that). very skinny room. When you walk in the…

cal_kpcal_kpContributor· 7 yrs ago

Nothing exciting

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Went there on a Monday evening around 8. There was a huge bouncer who checked my ID. No cover though, so got in for free. Ordered a soda as I was driving, I think it…

awork911awork911Contributor· 7 yrs ago

A good spot to be a regular

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Sporty's is the kind of place where your experience changes dramatically once the employees feel like they know you. Decent atmosphere overall, bouncers are chill if you just don't act like a punk. Girls are…

spades1spades1· 8 yrs ago

Pleasantly Surprised

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Hadn't been here in years and I must say that the vibe is MUCH improved! Last visit, it felt more like a dive bar than anything else. The lights were on, music only played whenever…

trapdoortrapdoorElite Reviewer· 8 yrs ago2

This Is A Bikini Bar And Not A Topless Bar

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I went here with a co-worker who wanted to visit a strip club and have a few beers. Unfortunately for us the Girls couldn't be topless and serve alcohol. There wasn't any cover…

Sjc2mexSjc2mexContributor· 8 yrs ago
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