Wackos
3701 Emerson St
Jacksonville, FL 32207
Reviews
Submit a ReviewSaturday Afternoon at Wacko's
Saturday afternoon, I decided to check out the day shift at Wacko's. Wacko's was my first and favorite club for a long time, but continued harassment of the business by the city has forced…
NoahWhey
Aug 23, 2021, 2:45 AM
Bikini bar but great lap dances
One of three gentlemen’s clubs worth going to in Jacksonville. Disappointing in terms of it being a bikini bar but the topless lap dances were great although expensive at $30 a song. Drink prices were…
2 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Actionbx)
JohnnyKay
Aug 12, 2021, 11:06 PM
The best of Jacksonville
This is the absolute closest thing to a Miami strip club that exists in Jax.
The place isnt much to look at from outside, but inside it's a whole different ball game. Once you pay…
2 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(DeeInMiami)
DeeInMiami
Aug 2, 2021, 12:30 AM
Chasing Destin-y
To get “where the girls are” (that’s their tag line), it’s a left off 95 southbound, under the overpass and boom - easy peasy time to get the lemon squeezied
Though the sketchy little strip…
3 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(DickyDoo2)
onehunglo
Jul 31, 2021, 7:26 AM
Wacko's on a Friday night
I went to Wacko's while in Jacksonville on business.The club is located off of I-95 and fairly easy to get to from the beaches, downtown, or the southside of town. I arrived at…
DSmithjr2111
Jul 28, 2021, 10:15 PM
Worth coming back to.
Arrived before the cover charge took effect right when they opened. Order a beer and for two, happy hour to my surprise 1 main stage, 2 side stages. Because I was early it was…
1 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Philli)
musicman35
Jul 13, 2021, 9:42 PM
Wackos
I was in Jacksonville and near here so I stopped in to check it out. It's in a strip mall. When I entered the club no one was at the counter or worried the metal…
rentz2
Jul 13, 2021, 2:43 PM
PRE 4th.. no fireworks.
Details.. parking can be an issue.. Daytime no cover. 3 stages, beers 2/4. good food and daily specials. Bathroom troll late afternoon and evenings. Day shift more diverse while evenings are more ethic. VIP dances…
busta_nut
Jul 7, 2021, 11:31 AM
Lunch lips and nips
First time back to You Wackos since Covid. Went on Friday for lunch. No changes that I could see since pre covid. Even the waitress was the same. The girl with the awesome ass hanging…
luvit824
Jun 19, 2021, 10:55 PM
It's nice to be back but not that nice.
My first visit to any sc since 2020 and I had a pretty good time. I walked in, paid $10, and sat at one of the 4 or 5 empty tables at 7pm on a…
2 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Actionbx)
riraja7747
Jun 14, 2021, 10:05 PM
A Tale of Two Day Shifts
Had never been to day shift at Wackos until recently. Ended up going 2 days in a row. Here are some details about those 2 afternoons:
(Saturday, 3PM):
My partner in crime and I walked up to…
2 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(PAWG_Patrol)
PAWG_Patrol
Jun 10, 2021, 5:46 AM
Al combate, corred, bayameses!
Did this club deliver! After uneventful visits to Doll House and Sinsations I ended my night in Cuba….I mean Wackos. Sadly I didn’t sample as much of the talent as I wanted. That wasn’t the…
3 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(LDaddict)
Hellooo Nurse
Jun 2, 2021, 3:09 PM
Have Passport ,, will travel.
Wednesday late afternoon visit.
Details for all those basement dwellers who will never visit but think they matter.
Parking can be crowded, no cover and no masks. Carpet, 3 stages, one bar, daily food specials with…
1 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Actionbx)
busta_nut
Apr 12, 2021, 6:54 AM
Tame and some favorites retired
Friday evening, about 6PM. Parking lot is full and I don’t like parking on the side streets or around the corner. Had some bad experiences. I should mention however that the shops in the strip…
gotoguy
Mar 28, 2021, 8:24 AM
Thursday at Wackos
Arrived at Wackos around 11:00 pm. They have two people at the entrance one whom collects the cover which was 10 dollars and the other who does a pat down. The club to my surprise…
1 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(busta_nut)
davindude
Mar 27, 2021, 4:35 PM
Spinner Saturday at Wackos?
First time to Wackos since 2019, was interested to see how the place has changed, it was a bit down when I last visited since they had closed all the corner booths in the VIP…
2 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(codemonkey)
ime
Feb 21, 2021, 10:12 AM
Some of best and most unique SS I’ve heard
Made a trek to Freakville to see just how freaky things could be
First stop - Wackos
Got there just before 3 - no cover and no sink monkey yet
As gotoguy noted in his review, masks were…
2 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(BuckMcNutter)
onehunglo
Jan 31, 2021, 8:39 PM
Fun trip to Wacko’s
Went to Wackos after hitting Centerfold and Emperor’s and wasn’t expecting too much. Parking was easy in the afternoon. No door man. Nobody checking temperatures. Nobody was wearing masks except for some of the bar…
opanjob
Jan 28, 2021, 5:46 PM
Good company for the afternoon!
So it's been a while since I last went to Wackos. And with this pandemic still continuing, it will be longer for next visit. Located along Emerson, and in a relatively quiet area,…
1 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(codemonkey)
BigPoppa99
Jan 10, 2021, 12:21 PM
Someday...
I went several times. For various reasons, I no longer enjoy Wackos the way I once did. Some of it is that some of the friendly faces that I used to know have left over…
1 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(gatorjoe2)
gatorjoe2
Dec 26, 2020, 3:25 AM
Not back in action, yet ! ? !
It apparently will be a while before Wackos is back, if it can even survive the panicdemic. I walked in about 3pm on a Saturday afternoon, and there were few customers, fewer girls and little…
3 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(techi1)
dallas702
Nov 2, 2020, 2:24 AM
Unexpected Events
Last Wednesday needed some me time.
MINNOW..There is a parking lot, building, no cover, carpet, no mask, 3 stages, bathrooms, good food, 2/4 beers, and dancers.
dances $30, 11-20 girls all flavors and sizes.
Got there about 230…
1 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(busta_nut)
busta_nut
Nov 1, 2020, 3:56 PM
Post-Pandemic Review
Review of a few different visits, primarily from a weekday afternoon but also visited on a couple different nights (but didn't stay long--more later). Had not really been by since prior to the pandemic,…
tusclman
Sep 13, 2020, 3:29 AM
at least the decor has been updated
after several long weeks at work, decided to reward myself with a trip to where the girls are.
for you review reviewers, I'll be up front and frank. I don't go to a strip club for…
1 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(onehunglo)
onehunglo
Aug 30, 2020, 7:19 PM
Ups And Downs.
It was a decision on a whim to visit Wackos Wednesday afternoon for lunch, but I had a monger friend that was visiting town after moving last year that claimed he used to eat there…
7 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(busta_nut)
Eve
Aug 6, 2020, 11:18 AM

